Go back to bed, MoMo! Nobody wants you!
My name's not MoMo you &*^%$#*& !!!! *punts Snarky*
*comes trotting back into thread*
Are you angry because I called you MoMo or are you angry because nobody likes you?
*comes trotting back into thread*
Are you angry because I called you MoMo or are you angry because nobody likes you?
What? Are you my shrink or something? *punts Snarky*
Poor MoMo. You should try mauling some frenchies. It might help with your anger issues.
Poor MoMo. You should try mauling some frenchies. It might help with your anger issues.
Zere are better ways to control your anger zan weeth violence.
OMG!!!! Somebody let a Frenchie loose in the clubhouse!!!
mauls the frenchie.
Take that, froggie!!!
Oh joy! It's Friday. Which means Monday is just a few days away.
Oh joy! It's Friday. Which means Monday is just a few days away.
*from the Abyss* I think you'll enjoy what I have in store for you. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
piddles on MoMo
piddles on MoMo
You ^&%$#$!!!! You peed on me!!!! I'm going to kill you!!!! *punts CDP*!!!
I was peed on once......
Some people pay good money for that.
I thought I was going to be paid once.......
Some people pay good money for that.
I don't know why. As MoMo found out it's free around here. Yap! Yap!
I thought I was going to be paid once.......
That's what you get for trying to deal with a Frenchie.
Did you ever get the feeling there was something terrible out there...just....waiting....for me.....
Did you ever get the feeling there was something terrible out there...just....waiting....for me.....
Eh, you'll be fine until Thursday when that French bastard shows up.
Jacques is coming here?!? I guess that mauling I gave him last time didn't get the lesson across.
Not for another day at least. Today, we have... other plans...
*puts on the Barry White*
Not for another day at least. Today, we have... other plans...
*puts on the Barry White*
Yeah, baby. *humps Snarky*
Jacques is coming here?!? I guess that mauling I gave him last time didn't get the lesson across.
The Frenchies never seem to learn.
I learned something once.....
Sumo, are you ready to go back to France in chains like the criminal that you are? Chirac will be very pleased.
*humps ThuMo*
*humps ThuMo*
*shakes Snarky off and uses a taser on him*
You're making a mistake, ThuMo. Snarky loves the taser!
*shudders in ecstasy*
Again, again!
Sumo, are you ready to go back to France in chains like the criminal that you are? Chirac will be very pleased.
ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! DAMN FRENCHIE!!!!
foams at the mouth, then springs
*ThuMo tries to defend himself but is overwhelmed by CDP's attack* AAAAHHH!!!! *death gurgle*
Hmm, do I want Poodle Shish Kabobs or Poodle Roast? Decisions, decisions.
I think you want Poodle Kickyourass!!!
*ninja kick*
I think you want Poodle Kickyourass!!!
*ninja kick*
AAAAAHHH!!! You sunuva.... *gets into demon crane stance and punts Snarky across the room* Ha! My kung fu lessons are paying off it seems!
opens up a can o' 2000 year old Hump-fu on MoMo
opens up a can o' 2000 year old Hump-fu on MoMo
*throws CDP off and punts him as well* Take that, *&^%$#!!!!!!
You cannot overcome the might of my Hump-Fu, oh skeletal headed one. It's Poodle Style!!
Humps MoMo
Your Hump-Fu is no match for my Devil Crane stance! Wait a minute! Stop! Stop! *Momo can not stop CDP's Hump-Fu and falls over dead*
Master Oogway would be proud of me.
Of course, pride goeth before the fall.....
*patiently waits for the poodles to show up*
Sorry MoMo, but I'm busy dealing with Sandy at the moment. Pretty sure she came from france.
Sorry MoMo, but I'm busy dealing with Sandy at the moment. Pretty sure she came from france.
What?!! You can not ignore me!!! You'll pay f--- *slowly fades away*
Hmm. We should invite Sandy back every Monday...
Hmm. We should invite Sandy back every Monday...
*from the Abyss* Keep talking smack, Snarky. You'll be the first to feel my wrath next Monday!
Good to see CDP's Ok. I knew that Frenchie storm couldn't keep him down!
Yippitayaya, yippitayeye, yippita, yippite, yippitayaya!
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This is the last time I rely on Apple Maps and directions by Captain Slow... ah, here we are!
{floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch}
Yes, little CDP has worked hard to make this patch with much love and even more fiber. And all year long, he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends and let MoMo roll in it. Once again, I judge this the .
{He works quickly to fill a large hollow Callous Jack-O' Lantern-piñata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. He fills a special baggie with all of CDP's best meds and sets it gently next to the sleeping poodle's head. And, he empties a bag of choice bits of different metals for Rusty.}
{Next, he scribes a Rune of Furious Humping by the doggy door to ensnare The Monday Monster.}
{Finally, with his work done, he nods approvingly before disappearing in a spicy sulfurous poof of flatulence}
Yay! *runs around with a squeaky toy* Thank you, Great Landmine!
Hmm. We should invite Sandy back every Monday...*from the Abyss* Keep talking smack, Snarky. You'll be the first to feel my wrath next Monday!
Is that like a good humping? Not that I ever get those.
Did we really get visited by the Great Landmine?