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Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Its fun to stay stay at the Y-M-C-A!*

*Warning, the above link could be considered blasphemy. In fact, the link even explains it.


*Levitates in in fishbowl*
Say, would any of you be interested in humping an elder evil? We believe that one may soon resurface in the Thread Celestial.
*Flies off*


I think that fish has some lizard in it's family tree. Probably french as well....


I got some tickets to fly with a neat airline called FedEx. I got to pick the box they put me in. Yay! France, here I come!

If anyone wants extras, I'll leave them here on the four-
<metal table leg dissolves>
three-legged table.


Dissolve something for me Rusty! And, hey, maybe they'll surrender to you. Lord knows they love that sort of thing.


If you can dissolve their sense of smug cultural superiority that would be something Rusty. Failing that take down that big metal penis they erected in Paris.

YAP!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Dissolve something for me Rusty! And, hey, maybe they'll surrender to you. Lord knows they love that sort of thing.

Yeah, try to tour as many museums as you can (if nothing else, you can always snack on the railings to keep people from the art). If you're really hungry, stop by the Louvre Pyramid... you should get at least a full meal out of it.

Does the French government allow tours through their treasury/mint?


I like to stay as far away from France as possible. There are too many French there.


Tell me about it. Unfortunately, someone also decided that the frenchies were allowed to leave and visit other places. Even live in other places! WTF?


{stomach rumbles} Ugh, I don't feel so good. I... feel compelled... to visit the... Slaadi {wanders off in a daze}


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Tell me about it. Unfortunately, someone also decided that the frenchies were allowed to leave and visit other places. Even live in other places! WTF?

Let's put the French in camps! YAP!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Tell me about it. Unfortunately, someone also decided that the frenchies were allowed to leave and visit other places. Even live in other places! WTF?
Let's put the French in camps! YAP!

Ze cooking camp, perchance moncheri poodle? I could make more of ze biscuits de méchants étrangers zat I know you all enjoy so very much, no?


Humps a village person.


Slaade alsacien wrote:
Ze cooking camp, perchance moncheri poodle? I could make more of ze biscuits de méchants étrangers zat I know you all enjoy so very much, no?

*Pees on the weird looking french thing*


MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:
{stomach rumbles} Ugh, I don't feel so good. I... feel compelled... to visit the... Slaadi {wanders off in a daze}

Noo! Donut goo! Itts dang er rouse three!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Slaade alsacien wrote:
Ze cooking camp, perchance moncheri poodle? I could make more of ze biscuits de méchants étrangers zat I know you all enjoy so very much, no?
*Pees on the weird looking french thing*

Poodles onn teh ferenchenerlanderish purrsun.


Mondays suck.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Mondays suck.

But don't forget, IT'S HUMP DAY!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Mondays suck.

{wanders in slightly tipsy and smoking seven cigarettes simultaneously. Bored, he then attempts to set Clinically Depressed Poodle's tail on fire with a magnifying glass.}


Snarky Poodle wrote:
But don't forget, IT'S HUMP DAY!

{drops magnifying glass after only lightly singeing CDP's tail}

My dormant... poodle genes... are... compelling me... cannot resist {begins humping Snarky's ankle}


Snarky Poodle wrote:
But don't forget, IT'S HUMP DAY!

Yeah, but isn't every day Hump Day?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
But don't forget, IT'S HUMP DAY!
Yeah, but isn't every day Hump Day?

*politely ignoring Scrappy-Doo Slaad's humping*

Yes, that's the beauty of being a poodle. There are no bad days of the week, only Hump Days.


Snarky Poodle wrote:

*politely ignoring Scrappy-Doo Slaad's humping*

Yes, that's the beauty of being a poodle. There are no bad days of the week, only Hump Days.

{woozily thunks over} Sorry, I don't even understand what came over me. {offers Snarky a cigarette} Was it good for you, bay-bee?


Welcome to poodledom.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Welcome to poodledom.

Poo- poodles? No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!


Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Welcome to poodledom.
Poo- poodles? No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!

Nothing impossible if you have slaad blood in you


Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Nothing impossible if you have slaad blood in you

{flips through his copy of The Empire Strikes Back script} Wait... that's not in here. Did he jump around on me or is he just adlibbing? {clears throat} Calrissian. Take the princess and the Wookie to my ship. Damnit, now I forgot my place. Augh!

Ummm, Mr. Poodle Jack Slaad, is sanity a stronge genetic trait in Slaadi? *Please say Yes, please say Yes*


Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Ummm, Mr. Poodle Jack Slaad, is sanity is stronge genetic trait in Slaadi? *Please say Yes, please say Yes*

*prances through the thread dressed in a 19th century hoopskirt while playing with a ball and paddle and whistling "Bicycle Built for Two"*


Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Ummm, Mr. Poodle Jack Slaad, is sanity is stronge genetic trait in Slaadi? *Please say Yes, please say Yes*

Sanity? You're in the wrong thread. But it is usually the insane that are more sane than the sane.


Wait... so poodles are clearly insane... and slaadi are also insane?!

Great. I'm nuttier than a squirrel's poop.

Edit: I think hanging out with Poodles and Slaadi are really starting to get to me. I accidently edited this post instead or replying, so I ended up deleting the previous contents.


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YAP!


Dread Lord Poodle wrote:
bunch of YAPS!

Too much yapping! Say hello to my little friends!!

*Grabs crossbow-like object and shoots cats at DLP*

Andoran

Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:

*politely ignoring Scrappy-Doo Slaad's humping*

Yes, that's the beauty of being a poodle. There are no bad days of the week, only Hump Days.
{woozily thunks over} Sorry, I don't even understand what came over me. {offers Snarky a cigarette} Was it good for you, bay-bee?

Okay. If you try to re-enter our thread I will be forced to combine true strike with disintegrate.

Greater teleports out.


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Dread Lord Poodle wrote:
bunch of YAPS!

Too much yapping! Say hello to my little friends!!

*Grabs crossbow-like object and shoots cats at DLP*

Yep! Yep! Yep!


Fruit Slaad wrote:
Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:

*politely ignoring Scrappy-Doo Slaad's humping*

Yes, that's the beauty of being a poodle. There are no bad days of the week, only Hump Days.
{woozily thunks over} Sorry, I don't even understand what came over me. {offers Snarky a cigarette} Was it good for you, bay-bee?

Okay. If you try to re-enter our thread I will be forced to combine true strike with disintegrate.

Greater teleports out.

Phums teh salad beefour hee leafs.


Fruit Slaad wrote:

If you try to re-enter our thread I will be forced to combine true strike with disintegrate.

Greater teleports out.

Don't worry Scrappy Doo Slaad. He doesn't really mean it, and even with true strike all you'll have to do is wear this.

*Gives SDP a amulet of null slaad cast spells*

Andoran

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Fruit Slaad wrote:

If you try to re-enter our thread I will be forced to combine true strike with disintegrate.

Greater teleports out.

Don't worry Scrappy Doo Slaad. He doesn't really mean it, and even with true strike all you'll have to do is wear this.

*Gives SDP a amulet of null slaad cast spells*

Traitor! Abomination (again)! Poodle!

Well, I always have the lich queen to do my dirty work...


Fruit Slaad wrote:

Traitor! Abomination (again)! Poodle!

Well, I always have the lich queen to do my dirty work...

Your just mad because people keep letting Ranch Dretching ooze all over you.


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Fruit Slaad wrote:

Traitor! Abomination (again)! Poodle!

Well, I always have the lich queen to do my dirty work...
Your just mad because people keep letting Ranch Dretching ooze all over you.

I don't ooze! I stab!

Except for this boil on my hinder. That oozes.


Puddle wrote:
Phums teh salad beefour hee leafs.

Oh gods, I think I almost understood that! Crap, I am bonkers.

{sneaks up on squeaky toy} Host my spawn, rubbery fool! <squeak> {unsuccessfully attempts to implant egg in squeaky toy} <squeak> <squeak>


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Dread Lord Poodle wrote:
bunch of YAPS!

Too much yapping! Say hello to my little friends!!

*Grabs crossbow-like object and shoots cats at DLP*

Humps PJS like a two-bit streetwalker

YAP!


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Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

He doesn't really mean it, and even with true strike all you'll have to do is wear this.

*Gives SDP a amulet of null slaad cast spells*

One of the benefits of being a poodle is immunity to all Vancian magic.


Humps Jack Vance's leg.


CourtFool wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

He doesn't really mean it, and even with true strike all you'll have to do is wear this.

*Gives SDP a amulet of null slaad cast spells*
One of the benefits of being a poodle is immunity to all Vancian magic.

Then we're fine as long as the slaadi don't convert to 4e ;)

(But even then, they'd probably get lost on their way from Limbo to the Primordial Chaos...)

Spoiler:
Yap!


Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
{sneaks up on squeaky toy} Host my spawn, rubbery fool! <squeak> {unsuccessfully attempts to implant egg in squeaky toy} <squeak> <squeak>

Noooo! It's happening again- <squeak> {humps squeaky toy}

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Dread Lord Poodle wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Dread Lord Poodle wrote:
bunch of YAPS!

Too much yapping! Say hello to my little friends!!

*Grabs crossbow-like object and shoots cats at DLP*

Humps PJS like a two-bit streetwalker

YAP!

*shoots cat into DLP's face, than another one, rabid this time, at a more sensitive area*

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