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Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Darth Knight wrote:

~Kills Humpday Monster~

I shall take his remains and turn him into a bird bath.

It's ok, he'll rise from the dead in seven days, returning to hump his Chosen Canines.

Also, you have a lot of misdirected anger, you big Sithy. You should find a less stressful hobby and relax. Repeat after me: "Serenity now!"


I tried to relax once.......


Kicks CDP

serenity now?


I got your f@$!ing serenity right here, sith boy!

downs some meds and booze

Whoa....everything's so GREEEEEEENNNNNNNN!


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Ah, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.


Kicks C.... naw he will like it now.


Or should I have said....sithy boy?

Hahahahahahahahahah....get it?


Trots in and starts chasing his tail.


*trots in wearing a poodle costume and starts chasing her tail*


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I chased some tail once......


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It's morning and I forget... what day do the Frenchies come? I want to bite... I mean fight them. Yeah. No plans to make them werewolves, I promise... Wait Grrr since I said I don't have plans to do it you now know I really do... *walks out muttering*


And people think I need meds?


I needed meds once.....


Aw damn. I missed Monday.


You should aim better.


{throws candy necklace at CDP} Isn't this Shrove Humpday?


Do poodle ladies get extra beads for showing off extra nipples?


I got some beads thrown at me once......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I got some beads thrown at me once......

Did you show those Frenchies that threw them anything? Yap! Yap!


HUMPDAY!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
HUMPDAY!!!!

YOU BETCHA!!! *humps CDP*


Barfs on the carpet.

Sorry, Spotty. Anyone hungry?


Well, it would be a shame to let that all go to waste...


I approve of this topic of discussion.


{beams down quietly} Mebs! The transmat materialized me off-course again. Ooo, a snack- {eats a couple squeaky toys}


Sniffs Beldar.

Ooo! Late 70's vintage.


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CourtFool wrote:

Sniffs Beldar.

Ooo! Late 70's vintage.

*Puts on Blue Oyster Cult's song Black Blade*


Another Monday? Isn't there some kind of law against cruel and unusual punishment?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Another Monday? Isn't there some kind of law against cruel and unusual punishment?

Here's some cruel and unusual punishment! *punts CDP* I missed last Monday so I have double duty today!


Yeah, sure. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Nothing does.


I'll give you a double dooty, MoMo...


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Yeah, sure. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Nothing does.

Gee, even my punting can't cheer you up? Let's try again! *punt*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
I'll give you a double dooty, MoMo...

Sick little freak! *Punt!*


Whatever.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Whatever.

Wow! What's got into you? It's not much fun for me to terrorize you when you just give up like that. *punt*


Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters. Nothing really matters to me.


What the *&^& is this? Queen karaoke night? *punt*


I die. You die. Everybody dies.


yipppity yap!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I die. You die. Everybody dies.

*notices CDP has forgotten his pills and gives them to him*


Got any booze to chase these things down with?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Got any booze to chase these things down with?

Of course! *Gives CDP a bottle of whiskey*


Me got whiskey to give to you, CDP! *Runs with a bottle in his hand and trips* *Bottle breaks and impales himself on the glass*


The Tuesday Monster wrote:
Me got whiskey to give to you CDP! *Runs with a bottle in his hand and trips* *Bottle breaks and impales himself on the glass*

*from the Abyss* MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'd buy that for a dollar!


I was bought for a dollar once.....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was bought for a dollar once.....

I'm afraid to ask.


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was bought for a dollar once.....
I'm afraid to ask.

It....wasn't pretty.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was bought for a dollar once.....
I'm afraid to ask.
It....wasn't pretty.

Sounds like Frenchies were involved. Grrrrrrrr!!!


Om my, a tuesday monster... it's getting crowded in here...

*humps The Tuesday monster*


Llamafrog wrote:

Om my, a tuesday monster... it's getting crowded in here...

*humps The Tuesday monster*

I'm here now! *Humps Llamafrog*

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