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Raise of the Poodle Lords


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I behaved badly once......


Miss Kitty wrote:
Hey MoMo, Blockbuster called and said you are already a week late returning that Poodles Behaving Badly IX DVD.

*From the Abyss* Pfft! I don't know what you're talking about. *pushes a DVD out of sight*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I behaved badly once......

Chirac still bears the scars. Yap! Yap!


Damn that frenchie!

shakes butt


This thread needs more humping.


Did somebody say, "this thread needs more humping"? *powerhumps Snarky*


Yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip yipyip........


drops a landmine


I wonder if they'll let me on the plane. I mean, it's not like I can sit on the wing. That's just silly.


*wanders into the thread wearing a gown made of metal shrapnel*


Lady CaCa?


Casual Friday Monster wrote:
*wanders into the thread wearing a gown made of metal shrapnel*

Rawr!


piddles


F~*% you, Monday. And your little MoMo to.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
F@*! you, Monday. And your little MoMo to.

^%$%^%$#@!!! *punt*


I hate Mondays.


Hugs MoMo.

How's the family?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
I hate Mondays.

Here you go you punt loving freak.*punt*


CourtFool wrote:

Hugs MoMo.

How's the family?

You're kidding, right? *punt*


Now, MoMo. Don't be like that.


The Monday Monster wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
I hate Mondays.
Here you go you punt loving freak.*punt*

Thanks! My day is looking better already!

It's always important to start your day on the right foot.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
I hate Mondays.
Here you go you punt loving freak.*punt*

Thanks! My day is looking better already!

It's always important to start your day on the right foot.

...and the left foot as well. *megapunts Snarky with his left foot*


CourtFool wrote:
Now, MoMo. Don't be like that.

Sorry, I failed sensitivity training. *punt!*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
F#%* you, Monday. And your little MoMo to.

*From the French District of Hades* Ah, zere's ze creeminal! You escaped my grasp last Thursday but you won't get past me zees week. Vive la France!


Oh yeah, MoMo! Let's see how you like it!!!

PUNT!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh yeah, MoMo! Let's see how you like it!!!

PUNT!

Ouch!!! That hurt!!! Why you little..... *begins choking CDP in a similar manner of Homer choking Bart*


Monday's are deliciously rich in irony.

It's Tuesday I'm not looking forward to.


loses control of himself while being choked

piddles and drops landmines all over


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

loses control of himself while being choked

piddles and drops landmines all over

*slips and falls face first onto one of the landmines* *&^%$#$%%!!!!! ^%$#$!!!!


Bwahahahahahahahahahahah.....


I'll give that dive into the landmine a 9, MoMo. You didn't tuck your head enough to earn a perfect 10. *snort*


AAAHHHHHHH!!!! *punts CDP and Cockapoo* ^%$#@#$%^!!!!!


{staggers in, shakes off dirt} That musta been one helluva catnip bender... I just woke up buried in the neighbor's landscaping next to an empty Doritos bag.


I was wondering where my Doritos went...


*hides a shovel* Catnip is an insidious drug.


Damn it, where is my shovel?!? I need my mid-afternoon snack!


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Damn it, where is my shovel?!? I need my mid-afternoon snack!

*Hugs Rusty* *gives Rusty ten shovels*


Whoa, Tuedsay Monster, thanks! Why are you being so nice? Is it my birthday?


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Whoa, Tuedsay Monster, thanks! Why are you being so nice? Is it my birthday?

No. Me feeling generous that's all.*walks forward and trips on one of the shovels* *Falls to the ground and decapitates himself on another shovel*


Poor TuMo! Let me get some duct tape.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Poor TuMo! Let me get some duct tape.

*Throws a roll of lavender Duck Tape (Begin lesson. That's the original brand before it was used on heating ducts and became known as duct tape. End lesson) at Rusty's head*


Is it Friday yet?


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I was Friday'd once. {nibbles some of CDP's pills, takes swig of booze}


Bonjour Sumo. Chirac has put a 1,000,000 euro reward for you, dead or alive. Personally, I prefer dead. *summons two more Frenchies that start beating on CDP*


The Thursday Monster wrote:
Bonjour Sumo. Chirac has put a 1,000,000 euro reward for you, dead or alive. Personally, I prefer dead. *summons two more Frenchies that start beating on CDP*

{shimmers into existence} Hey Laaa-dy, you should leave the nice doggies alone!


AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Poor TuMo! Let me get some duct tape.

*Throws a roll of lavender Duck Tape (Begin lesson. That's the original brand before it was used on heating ducts and became known as duct tape. End lesson) at Rusty's head*

<the roll bounces off Rusty's head, drawing no discernible reaction>

Oooooh, duckt tape! I was looking for you!


The Thursday Monster wrote:
Bonjour Sumo. Chirac has put a 1,000,000 euro reward for you, dead or alive. Personally, I prefer dead. *summons two more Frenchies that start beating on CDP*

G!+~$@n Frenchies!!!! Get ready to TASTE THE THUNDER!!!!

the mauling beings


*has paws over eyes in order to avoid the gruesomeness* Those Frenchies just don't learn.


AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!*Mauled with a white flag in his hand*


You may have keelled my men, but you won't me! *throws CDP across the room and brings out an Uzi* *starts shooting at CDP*

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