We will consider your proposal if you demonstrate the humaneness of this procedure by submitting to it yourself first.
Jacks don't get neutered, dogs do.
Why not?
We will consider your proposal if you demonstrate the humaneness of this procedure by submitting to it yourself first.Jacks don't get neutered, dogs do.
Tell that to Eunuch Jack.
Why not?
Because we're sentient beings. You're an animal.
Tell that to Eunuch Jack.We will consider your proposal if you demonstrate the humaneness of this procedure by submitting to it yourself first.Jacks don't get neutered, dogs do.
I told him not to stick "it" in a hornets' nest.
Tell that to Eunuch Jack.We will consider your proposal if you demonstrate the humaneness of this procedure by submitting to it yourself first.Jacks don't get neutered, dogs do.
I told him not to stick "it" in a hornets' nest.
"What is true of every member of the society, individually, is true of them all collectively; since the rights of the whole can be no more than the sum of the rights of the individuals." --Thomas Jefferson
"What is true of every member of the society, individually, is true of them all collectively; since the rights of the whole can be no more than the sum of the rights of the individuals." --Thomas Jefferson
I don't think TJ had Poodles in mind when he wrote that.
Nor Jacks. The founding fathers certainly did not have slaves or women in mind when they wrote, "…that all men are created equal…" Yet we still managed to find the undeniable truth that it applies even to those for whom they did not have in mind.
Nor Jacks. The founding fathers certainly did not have slaves or women in mind when they wrote, "…that all men are created equal…" Yet we still managed to find the undeniable truth that it applies even to those for whom they did not have in mind.
Of course he had Jacks in mind. We're the supreme lifeform on this planet.
Of course he had Jacks in mind. We're the supreme lifeform on this planet.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
Oh, wait! You were serious?
...aaaand we're done.
Of course he had Jacks in mind. We're the supreme lifeform on this planet.Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
Oh, wait! You were serious?
*Punt!!!* Truce is over!!!
Anyone seen Rusty?
*Punt!!!* Truce is over!!!Of course he had Jacks in mind. We're the supreme lifeform on this planet.Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
Oh, wait! You were serious?
*begins humping JRHM's leg* *Notices on the leg small lettering that says "Made in France"* OMG! JRHM is a Frenchie! GRRRRRR!!!!
...rowwwwwwwwwwww
Stupid Jack!
JRHM is a Frenchie! GRRRRRR!!!!
I always new there was something wrong with those guys.....
What the heck is that? A robot?
What the heck is that? A robot?
Uh...sure! Let's call it a robot. And that's totally motor oil that's leaking all over you.
Yep.
Motor oil.
;)
Miss Kitty is an honorary poodle.*sigh* That I did not know. Do you wish to try for a fresh start?
We will consider your proposal if you demonstrate the humaneness of this procedure by submitting to it yourself first.Jacks don't get neutered, dogs do.
{looks in Poodle->German dictionary} Ummm, apparently you do get neutered: The Jack = Das Jacque.
*begins humping JRHM's leg* *Notices on the leg small lettering that says "Made in France"* OMG! JRHM is a Frenchie! GRRRRRR!!!!
Well, that explains the Germans neutering them... the Jacques are French!
What the heck is that? A robot?Uh...sure! Let's call it a robot. And that's totally motor oil that's leaking all over you.
Yep.
Motor oil.
;)
I think it's hershey's syrup. Good God, please be chocolate syrup. X_X
I think it's hershey's syrup. Good God, please be chocolate syrup. X_XWhat the heck is that? A robot?Uh...sure! Let's call it a robot. And that's totally motor oil that's leaking all over you.
Yep.
Motor oil.
;)
Syrup? You just keep telling yourself that.....
Syrup? You just keep telling yourself that.....I think it's hershey's syrup. Good God, please be chocolate syrup. X_XWhat the heck is that? A robot?Uh...sure! Let's call it a robot. And that's totally motor oil that's leaking all over you.
Yep.
Motor oil.
;)
*spontaneously combusts*
*punts Cockapoo* That's right Poodles! You're going to get yours and.....wait a minute! I can't move! I'm out of fuel! Not again! *smiles nervously at the poodles* Hey, could I talk one of you sweet Poodles into getting me some beer? I'm out of fuel.
*punts Cockapoo* That's right Poodles! You're going to get yours and.....wait a minute! I can't move! I'm out of fuel! Not again! *smiles nervously at the poodles* Hey, could I talk one of you sweet Poodles into getting me some beer? I'm out of fuel.
*Waddles through the thread with a Budweiser*
MINE!
*Wanders out of thread*
*punts Cockapoo* That's right Poodles! You're going to get yours and.....wait a minute! I can't move! I'm out of fuel! Not again! *smiles nervously at the poodles* Hey, could I talk one of you sweet Poodles into getting me some beer? I'm out of fuel.*Waddles through the thread with a Budweiser*
MINE!
*Wanders out of thread*
Hey! Gimme that beer, kid!
Hey! Gimme that beer, kid!*punts Cockapoo* That's right Poodles! You're going to get yours and.....wait a minute! I can't move! I'm out of fuel! Not again! *smiles nervously at the poodles* Hey, could I talk one of you sweet Poodles into getting me some beer? I'm out of fuel.*Waddles through the thread with a Budweiser*
MINE!
*Wanders out of thread*
*points at JRHM*
Hippeh!
*glugs the beer, smashing bottle on the carpet before crawling out the doggy door*
*lifts his leg on JRHM's foot*
*lifts his leg on JRHM's foot*
Hey! Stop that! Shoo! Shoo!
Hey! Gimme that beer, kid!*punts Cockapoo* That's right Poodles! You're going to get yours and.....wait a minute! I can't move! I'm out of fuel! Not again! *smiles nervously at the poodles* Hey, could I talk one of you sweet Poodles into getting me some beer? I'm out of fuel.*Waddles through the thread with a Budweiser*
MINE!
*Wanders out of thread*
*points at JRHM*
Hippeh!
*glugs the beer, smashing bottle on the carpet before crawling out the doggy door*
Hippeh? *&^%$# kid!
We just passed the Jacks' post count! Yay us!
We just passed the Jacks' post count! Yay us!
You can never keep us down!
(Unless we're just playing hard to get.)
I played hard to get once.....
*Pigeons landing on his shoulder and head* Help! Somebody?
I played hard to get once.....
Courtfool didn't take no for an answer either.
*Pigeons landing on his shoulder and head* Help! Somebody?
Hey! You got pigeons too? We can be pigeon friends! SQUEE! I am gonna tell you all about it since you can't go anywhere! Teehee! OMG!
*Pigeons landing on his shoulder and head* Help! Somebody?Hey! You got pigeons too? We can be pigeon friends! SQUEE! I am gonna tell you all about it since you can't go anywhere! Teehee! OMG!
*sigh* I've gotta get out of here before those horny Poodles start humping me again. Do you have a beer you can get me?
*Pigeons landing on his shoulder and head* Help! Somebody?
{puts large key in his back, twists it to wind him back up}
Oops! I'm sorry, I guess that opening wasn't in your back. Would you like a cigarette?
*Pigeons landing on his shoulder and head* Help! Somebody?{puts large key in his back, twists it to wind him back up}
Oops! I'm sorry, I guess that opening wasn't in your back. Would you like a cigarette?
Hey, that hurt! *grumble* How about a beer instead?
*rolls through the thread, leaving behind a trail of empty beer bottles*
piddles on something
*rolls through the thread, leaving behind a trail of empty beer bottles*
When I get out of this, heads are going to roll.
Watch out for the spice beer, it goes right to your head... <glugs>
*flaps menacingly*
*rolls through the thread, leaving behind a trail of empty beer bottles*When I get out of this, heads are going to roll.
I think I still got some beer soaked into me, it's dark gold and frothy like beer anyway. I... hmmm, better not drink it to be on the safe side.
When I get out of this, heads are going to roll.
Have you met our good friend MoMo?
I had a good friend once......
When I get out of this, heads are going to roll.Have you met our good friend MoMo?
Ooh. MoMo will have a new plaything.
Hi Poodles! Who wants to be punted first? Any volunteers?
Hi Poodles!
Hi MoMo. We got you an immobilized Jack as a present.