gives Cockapoo something to be sore about....and gives it hard
gives Cockapoo something to be sore about....and gives it hard
OHHHHH!!!!! HARDER!!!!! HARDER!!!!!
Eep. How can we keep Monday from arriving?
Eep. How can we keep Monday from arriving?
Switch to the French calendar names.
What, did I say something wrong?
Eep. How can we keep Monday from arriving?
We can't get rid of Monday, because that might make me happy.
Or at least less unhappy.....
Eep. How can we keep Monday from arriving?
Sorry, it's here and I'm here! *punts Snarky*
Or at least less unhappy.....
I think you're going to be real unhappy after today. *punt*
Eep. How can we keep Monday from arriving?Sorry, it's here and I'm here! *punts Snarky*
Oh yeah, kick me around, bad boy. Get the candle wax ready...
Or at least less unhappy.....I think you're going to be real unhappy after today. *punt*
Oooohhh, I think I like it when you play rough. Punt me again, but harder this time.
You want it rough? *Brings out a bat with spikes on it* Who wants to be my first victim?
You want it rough? *Brings out a bat with spikes on it* Who wants to be my first victim?
You want it rough? *Brings out a bat with spikes on it* Who wants to be my first victim?
Oh yeah, bring that along next week, you stud.
Oh joy! It's Tuesday.
You want it rough? *Brings out a bat with spikes on it* Who wants to be my first victim?Oh yeah, bring that along next week, you stud.
*looking in from the Abyss* &^%$*& Poodles. You will pay for your insolence!
drops a nice, squishy landmine into the Abyss
He's made of polymetal alloy.I sparkled once.....How'd that happen? Did the French set you on fire again?
Mmmmm...polymetal
You want it rough? *Brings out a bat with spikes on it* Who wants to be my first victim?Oh yeah, bring that along next week, you stud.
When you're done, can I eat the bat?
I was attacked by a bat once....
I was attacked by a bat once....
....and you will be again next Monday. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
I was attacked by a bat once........and you will be again next Monday. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
Better make it a polystyrene bat, so I'm not tempted to eat it...
I was attacked by a bat once........and you will be again next Monday. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yeah! Yeah! I'll make sure to quake in my fur.
Don't forget, MoMo, polystyrene.
Hey! That's a good nickname for him Rusty.
MoMo.
Heh heh heh heh heh.....
Hey! That's a good nickname for him Rusty.
MoMo.
Heh heh heh heh heh.....
I wonder, how much laughing will you do when your head is mounted on my wall?
MoMo!!!
I wonder, how much laughing will you do when your head is mounted on my wall?Hey! That's a good nickname for him Rusty.
MoMo.
Heh heh heh heh heh.....
Sure thing....MoMo.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.........
I wonder, how much laughing will you do when your head is mounted on my wall?Hey! That's a good nickname for him Rusty.
MoMo.
Heh heh heh heh heh.....
Sure thing....MoMo.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.........
You *&^%$# Poodles!!! I'm the Great Slayer!!! My name is The Monday Monster, not ^*&^%$@ MoMo!!! I'm going to kill all of you sons of *&^%$#%!!!
You *&^%$# Poodles!!! I'm the Great Slayer!!! My name is The Monday Monster, not ^*&^%$@ MoMo!!! I'm going to kill all of you sons of *&^%$#%!!!I wonder, how much laughing will you do when your head is mounted on my wall?Hey! That's a good nickname for him Rusty.
MoMo.
Heh heh heh heh heh.....
Sure thing....MoMo.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.........
You're sexy when you're angry.
You're sexy when you're angry.
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Anyone seen the Poodle Lord?
You *&^%$# Poodles!!! I'm the Great Slayer!!! My name is The Monday Monster, not ^*&^%$@ MoMo!!! I'm going to kill all of you sons of *&^%$#%!!!I wonder, how much laughing will you do when your head is mounted on my wall?Hey! That's a good nickname for him Rusty.
MoMo.
Heh heh heh heh heh.....
Sure thing....MoMo.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.........
Oh, MoMo. You're so cute! Can I give you a hug?
Anyone seen the Poodle Lord?
Nope.
Baroooooooo!
Oh, MoMo. You're so cute! Can I give you a hug?
I got your hug you @&^%$*&*&^%$!!!
MoMo! Such language! You should be ashamed of yourself!
*flaps menacingly*
MoMo! Such language! You should be ashamed of yourself!
*&@%$#$%^&#@!!!!
MoMo! Such language! You should be ashamed of yourself!*&@%$#$%^&#@!!!!
I think someone needs a timeout. Or maybe just a good humping.
Arf
Yap?
*humps Aberzombie*
Don't hump that thing! You don't know where it's been!
Don't hump that thing! You don't know where it's been!
We know where it's been. That's why we're humping it! *continues humping*
*begins sharpening knives and the spikes on a rusty baseball bat* Tomorrow I will put and end to this poodle infestation once and for all! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
*begins sharpening knives and the spikes on a rusty baseball bat* Tomorrow I will put and end to this poodle infestation once and for all! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
You do realize you say that every week? Geez, and I'm the one who needs meds...?
*begins sharpening knives and the spikes on a rusty baseball bat* Tomorrow I will put and end to this poodle infestation once and for all! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yay! MoMo is going to visit tomorrow! And he's bringing spikes.
MoMo is the best MoFo ever!
drops some "Welcome" landmines for MoMo
*begins sharpening knives and the spikes on a rusty baseball bat* Tomorrow I will put and end to this poodle infestation once and for all! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!You do realize you say that every week? Geez, and I'm the one who needs meds...?
...and I'll keep saying it until all of you vile Poodles are extinct. Am I crazy? Possibly. However, if hating Poodles is wrong, I don't want to be right.
*begins sharpening knives and the spikes on a rusty baseball bat* Tomorrow I will put and end to this poodle infestation once and for all! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
*starts putting on lipstick*
Bring it, big boy.
So....it's Monday.
......
......
F$!@ it.
downs a bottle of tequila and some meds
passes out under the sofa