Monday? Again?!?
Monday? Again?!?
Yip!
*hides under the carpet*
Where is my favorite weekday monster?!
Where is my favorite weekday monster?!
I'm here. *pats Courtfool*
Where is my favorite weekday monster?!
From under the carpet: You are one sick puppy!!!
MM!
I missed you.
You are one sick puppy!!!
Ayep!
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buppies!
*pets the monday monster, then barfs on the carpet*
*humps the odd-looking Drooly Toddler*
*cries*
Who wants rug burn?
Who wants rug burn?
Me!
*Drags butt across the carpet*
I burned a rug once......
HUMP DAY!!!!
humps Courtfool, then the sofa, and the lamp, and a chair, and a squeaky toy, and a....
Ooo! Ooo! Me again!
Sorry CF. Not in much of a humping mood anymore. It seems my good friend VG has been driven away from the OT Section.....
goes under the couch to drown his sorrows in booze and meds
It seems my good friend VG has been driven away from the OT Section.....
Who is VG?
Darn, I missed hump day! Anyways, every day is a hump day...
*humps a Barney plushy*
It seems my good friend VG has been driven away from the OT Section.....Who is VG?
*coughs up some dog food on the carpet*
comes out from under the sofa
I heard my friend is back. Huzzah!
humps everyone
comes out from under the sofa
I heard my friend is back. Huzzah!
humps everyone
comes out from under the sofa
I heard my friend is back. Huzzah!
humps everyone
comes out from under the sofa
I heard my friend is back. Huzzah!
humps everyone
Oh noes! CDP is caught in an infinite loop! I bet it's the damn Frenchies behind it! GRRRRRRR......
No I'm not.
No I'm not.
No I'm not.
No I'm not.
Oh my, is CDP going OCD on us?
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
You should be. When CDP runs out of medicine he's going to get us all. *whines*
No I'm not.
Is that proof of First Cause?
Now then, where did I put those knives.....
You mean breakfast?
Sorry.
Damnit Rusty! I needed those for....a special project.
Umm. I think we might need to lock up CDP for his own good.
Here's a bunch of sharp wooden stakes.
The address shows Sunnydale, but it looks like we got them by accident. I wonder if they got our missing squeaky toy shipment...
Umm. I think we might need to lock up CDP for his own good.
What? A poodle can't show off his juggling skills for his friends?
Here's a bunch of sharp wooden stakes.
The address shows Sunnydale, but it looks like we got them by accident. I wonder if they got our missing squeaky toy shipment...
That paints an amusing mental image of Buffy fighting off creatures of the Hellmouth using squeaky toys.
Breaks wind and drops a massive landmine.
*musing*
How does one "break" the "wind"? True that it is a euphemism for a release of gas from ones bowels into the air we breathe, but can such a thing truly be broken? Is it overpowered "broken"? Is it just sundered like a thick tomato after slicing through a soda can with you ginsu knives? Truly, this is something profound...
...Hey, you crapped on me!
Oh well, looks like it's time to head elsewhere for a while.
*musing*
How does one "break" the "wind"? True that it is a euphemism for a release of gas from ones bowels into the air we breathe, but can such a thing truly be broken? Is it overpowered "broken"? Is it just sundered like a thick tomato after slicing through a soda can with you ginsu knives? Truly, this is something profound...
Oh well, looks like it's time to head elsewhere for a while.
*Stealthly follows CDP*
Oh well, looks like it's time to head elsewhere for a while.*Stealthly follows CDP*
*gives CDP a quick hump*
Hmmm.....maybe it's safe....although it is Monday.....
Hmmm.....maybe it's safe....although it is Monday.....
Actually, we skipped Monday this week and went straight to Tuesday. We should try that every week!
Yap!
Hmmm.....maybe it's safe....although it is Monday.....Actually, we skipped Monday this week and went straight to Tuesday. We should try that every week!
Yap!
Crap! Now I'm losing days? I just can't win......