*drags his butt on the carpet*
He Snarky, where ya been? It looks like you've been enjoying a lot of gelato by the looks of your scooting.
*drags his butt on the carpet*He Snarky, where ya been? It looks like you've been enjoying a lot of gelato by the looks of your scooting.
*tastes*
Yeah, that must have been coconut.
Mmmmmm......coconut?
Hump day! Yap!
Sees that Courtfool has collapsed. Gathers up all the squeaky toys and runs off with them
I had squeaky toys…once.
Humpday, YAY!
*hands out pre-humped Humpday T-Shirts*
Humpday, YAY!
*hands out pre-humped Humpday T-Shirts*
YAY! YAP! YAP!
I had squeaky toys…once.
brings back squeaky toys
Sorry boss, I think my meds were making me klepto.
Humpday, YAY!
*hands out pre-humped Humpday T-Shirts*
Huzzah! Free t-shirts!
I was a klepto once....
I was a klepto once....
Did you take something for it?
I was a klepto once....Did you take something for it?
No. My cure was simple. Constant red hot poodle luvin'. *Humps CDP*
No. My cure was simple. Constant red hot poodle luvin'. *Humps CDP*I was a klepto once....Did you take something for it?
Return-humps.
Monday Monday so good to me
Monday mornin' it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday mornin' Monday mornin' couldn't guarantee
That Monday evenin' you would still be here with me
Monday Monday can't trust that day
Monday Monday sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday mornin' you gave me no warnin' of what was to be
Oh Monday Monday how could you leave and not take me
Every other day every other day
Every other day of the week is fine yeah
But whenever Monday comes but whenever Monday comes
A you can find me cryin' all of the time
Monday Monday so good to me
Monday mornin' it was all I hoped it would be
But Monday mornin' Monday mornin' couldn't guarantee
That Monday evenin' you would still be here with me
Every other day every other day
Every other day of the week is fine yeah
But whenever Monday comes but whenever Monday comes
A you can find me cryin' all of the time
Monday Monday can't trust that day
Monday Monday it just turns out that way
Oh Monday Monday won't go away
Monday Monday it's here to stay
Oh Monday Monday
Oh Monday Monday
Eep! Did somebody say Monday???
Eep! Did somebody say Monday???
Yes, they did! *punt* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Monday Monster!!! Yap yap yap!
feeds the Monday Monster some meds, then joins Courtfool in the grand humping
*flaps menacingly*
*flaps menacingly*
Well said, Doggy Door of Doom.
Monday Monster!!! Yap yap yap!
feeds the Monday Monster some meds, then joins Courtfool in the grand humping
{starts filming "Two Poodles, One Monster"}
Leading to the new acronym, "PPM"
*starts foaming at the mouth* I'm going to kill all of you sons of b- *drops dead*
*starts foaming at the mouth* I'm going to kill all of you sons of b- *drops dead*
{pokes with Teter Stick} Yeah. You'll be back. You're as likely to stay dead as Jean Grey.
runs around in several circles
If I hump the Monday Monster now would it be considered necrophilia? I mean, we all know he's coming back next Monday. To hump or not to hump, that is the question!
Well, we do hump inanimate objects all the time, so he'd just be like one more....
*starts foaming at the mouth* I'm going to kill all of you sons of b- *drops dead*{pokes with Teter Stick} Yeah. You'll be back. You're as likely to stay dead as Jean Grey.
The Pheonix will rise again, and leave burn marks all over me when it does.
*squishes as he's trod on*
drags his funky butt across the carpet
Hey. Where did Monday Monster go? I had some puppy love left.
YAP!
Shew, safe from that nasty grue!
You all look very familiar.
Hey. Where did Monday Monster go? I had some puppy love left.
I'll give you some puppy love! *humps Courtfool*
Humpty! Ooo! Ooo! Yeah, right there.
Humpty! Ooo! Ooo! Yeah, right there.
*humps Courtfool*
runs through thread searching for his meds
On the menu today: Poodle Shish Kabob.
Oh noes! It is the...
checks script
....terrible and horrifying Monday Monster!
checks script again
What ever shall we do?
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Sumo, you have to do it with more feeling. The pause…it sounds like a bad imitation of Christopher Walken. Try again. This time, try to remember that the Monday Monster is suppose to be horrifying. You are really scared. Try to imagine him as something that really scares you…like the French.
…aaaaaaand, ACTION!