and Freemantle painted another ship and sunset with conch.
Maenwhile Roland's Ka-tet continued their quest to find
the Overlook, but the damned topiary bunnies kept
attacking from the Thinnys. On the fourth day,
the gunslinger talked to a demon, shot some
billy-bumblers, and had commala big-big with
two gillies, thankee sai! Mark your watch and
remeber the face of your father. Barlow, however,
had a face only a gunslinger's mother could
love, but he still commanded attention through his
hypnotic eyes and big teeth (all the better
to tear open Twinkies packages). Barlow's forehead gleamed
like Maerlyn's Grapefruit when Rhea of the Coos
slathered it with pure butter before lovemaking commenced
and Detta was forced to shoot them in
puhdonkadonk! "Mend the gep," cried Blain as the
Lost Boys of Barlow made ready to board.
The train bellowed and farted great green plasmas
Charlie the Choo Choo went in a rage
, but didnt influence kids to use guns. Anyway
, Jake shot the undead conductor in the face.
Stephen was agog, until he realized metafiction allowed
his creations to interact and go after him
while snorting coke off Tabby's backside. Owen arrived
and only meant to burn the leaf pile
in the back forty, but accidentally burned down
all of Jerusalem's Lot. The Travelin' Man lost
interest in the Stephen King 8-word Game, and
it probably had the fewest posts of any
word game. Nonetheless, Father Calahan boarded the bus.
Having been tainted he was off to Thunderclap
where he would walk the streets, a loaded six
string on his back. He would play for
keeps (and maybe some spare change), since he
might not make it back. "Dude!" shouted Eddie,
watch out for the Greys, they are right
by the Reds and one is uppers, one
gives you gas. Ace Merrill drove up and
demanded that Gordie back off from the body
; Vern's fat one ran all the way home.
When he got there, a rabid St. Bernard
told him Blaine the mono is a pain.
The dog then ralphed blueberry pie and vodka
on his typewriter just as it stirred to
life, transforming into a set of chattering teeth
consuming the dog in a blinding lunge. Next
the It told the Gunslinger to eat me.
Scooby Doo and the s%##weasels had a misunderstanding,
but parlay between them must be had and
they decided to meet at the beach. Fog
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