Stormbringer moaned in red ecstasy as Elric whirled
the black rune blade into the hellish hordes
With their numbers much reduced, strength poured into
Elric's limbs. Bathed in gore, Elric cried out
“Blood and souls for my Lord Arioch!” Suddenly,
a new wave of the nightmarish creatures crashed
into the wall formed by the weaving eldritch
power of the Lord of the Seven Darks
Moonglum dropped back and smiled when he noticed
that the statue next to the edifice was
was that of a beautiful woman. "Well friend
Lady Chance has reminded us once again why
fortune favors those with mighty swords and powerful
weirds can rend the sky to places between
worlds where even the Gods fear to go.
The vile hosts falls at your feet. Your
..." Moonglum gasped for breath. Elric killed the last
minion of Jagreen Lern, Theocrat of Pan Tang
Elric, still intoxicated by Stormbringer’s infusion of strength
howled like Lemmy on amphetamines. He strode to
to the statue and brought Stormbringer crashing down
blue lightning arced between the stone and the
blade, trying to resist it's slash, for naught.
The stone was severed like flesh. Finally, Elric
found his lust for battle satiated. However, Stormbringer
still keened for blood and souls to eat.
It was a call Elric could not resist,
as Elric looked for new foes to slay
he saw a red dragon and a werewoof.
The werewoof was combing his beautiful hair, and
singing "Lollipop, lollipop, O lolli lolli lolli. Lolliop
"They were summoned by Theleb K'aarna!" said Moonglum.
"No, I wasn't," said the warwoof. "I wouldn't
get summoned unless I got promised a 401K
a key to the infernal duke's washroom, free
dry cleaning, and all the Mountain Dew I
can bathe my mangy hide in. Only then
would I serve a sorcerer like Theleb K'aarna.
Theleb K'aarna was nonplussed, as Mountain Dew wasn't
his favorite drink. He liked Mello Yello, and
Pan Tang Orange Breakfast Drink. He also liked
Tony the Tiger of Pan Tang's Frosted Flakes
for breakfast. The red dragon smiled and said
They're grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! Theleb looked askance at the dragon,
and summoned up a Trix Rabbit who wanted
the secret to passing through the Maze of
Yorryyrriann. Unpronounceable doom descended from the blackness above...
Silly rabbit, Stormbringer's for Elric! The albino swung
the black blade, cutting the Trix rabbit in
twain. The Trix Rabbit's entrails wrapped around Stormbringer
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