Oh, by all means, let's invite every lumberjack and milkmaid to offer their opinion on how to run the realm. We'll have the best-hewn stumps and best-milked cows in all Golarion, meanwhile the outsiders will have put us all in chains far worse than any you've ever seen.
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Oh, by all means, let's invite every lumberjack and milkmaid to offer their opinion on how to run the realm. We'll have the best-hewn stumps and best-milked cows in all Golarion, meanwhile the outsiders will have put us all in chains far worse than any you've ever seen.
Awww, what's the matter, pretty boy? Afraid of a land where we judge people by their deeds, not birth? No wonder you couldn't even hold onto the devil-kissers.
"Oh, it's you, that nice man I met at the Taldan party I was working. Please come in and enjoy some Andoran hospitality and halfling cooking. I've got some cornbread that's almost ready to come out of the oven, and the bean soup is to die for."
Most gracious of you, my dear. I appreciate the offer of hospitality, but I merely stopped by to establish my character on the way to other, more pressing business. Now that the Andorrans know I am an oppressive snob, my work here is done.
<bows and departs>
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By the grace of the First Lord, you andorans don't know what you are missing. Please head on down to our little barbecue. We have room for all of you.Barbeque, eh? We don't need any demon-tainted Chelaxian bbq! What with their evil meats and...demonic...sauces >_>
Drat, now I'm hungry...
Demon-tainted? Demon-tainted?! Bloody ignorant peasants, the lot of Andoran! Like we would traffic with the likes of the hordes of the Abyss.
We have standards, thank you.
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By the grace of the First Lord, you andorans don't know what you are missing. Please head on down to our little barbecue. We have room for all of you.Barbeque, eh? We don't need any demon-tainted Chelaxian bbq! What with their evil meats and...demonic...sauces >_>
Drat, now I'm hungry...
Demon-tainted? Demon-tainted?! Bloody ignorant peasants, the lot of Andoran! Like we would traffic with the likes of the hordes of the Abyss.
We have standards, thank you.
That's telling him, brother.
They're not even aware of our compensation package and CBA-mandated coffee breaks.
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Pfft. It's a sad day indeed when the Chelaxians can throw a better party than the Andorans! Next you'll be telling us that the Taldane high tea is swinging. I'll believe it when I see it.<Using the voice of James Earl Jones>
Come to the winning side, Mothman.
<Using the voice of Dark Helmet>
...now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Couldn't resist
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Pfft. It's a sad day indeed when the Chelaxians can throw a better party than the Andorans! Next you'll be telling us that the Taldane high tea is swinging. I'll believe it when I see it.<Using the voice of James Earl Jones>
Come to the winning side, Mothman.
<Using the voice of Dark Helmet>
...now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Couldn't resist
You're the one who thinks an eternity as the plaything of a sadistic thing of pure evil is a good idea. And you have the nerve to call us dumb?
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You're the one who thinks an eternity as the plaything of a sadistic thing of pure evil is a good idea. And you have the nerve to call us dumb?Pfft. It's a sad day indeed when the Chelaxians can throw a better party than the Andorans! Next you'll be telling us that the Taldane high tea is swinging. I'll believe it when I see it.<Using the voice of James Earl Jones>
Come to the winning side, Mothman.
<Using the voice of Dark Helmet>
...now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Couldn't resist
While I disagree with your statement, I do believe that debate at this time will not serve any purpose. On the other hand, can we interest you in joining our little barbecue? Rest assured that we have a fine selection of liquors and ales. You like mead?
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Every man and woman is born with the spark of the divine within them, the sacred flame that can be fanned into the bonfire of faith. That divinity grants each and every one of us the right to choose our own destinies, but only Andoran has fully accepted that truth. We must reach out to our fellows and show them they they, too, can stand up, look their so-called "betters" in the eye and say, "You have no power over me. My soul and my will are my own, and those you can never claim!"
And as for service to a devil... Your destiny is indeed your own choice, you pathetic fools. You throw away a gift you should treasure forever, and for the price of a dance and a fine vintage. I pity you, that you will have so little chance to correct your mistakes before you suffer for them, forever.
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And as for service to a devil... Your destiny is indeed your own choice, you pathetic fools. You throw away a gift you should treasure forever, and for the price of a dance and a fine vintage. I pity you, that you will have so little chance to correct your mistakes before you suffer for them, forever.
Does this mean you'll be joining the barbecue?
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Does this mean you'll be joining the barbecue?
And as for service to a devil... Your destiny is indeed your own choice, you pathetic fools. You throw away a gift you should treasure forever, and for the price of a dance and a fine vintage. I pity you, that you will have so little chance to correct your mistakes before you suffer for them, forever.
No. And you're supposed to be sleeping anyway, so we can get our Topaz Championship going!
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I'm an elf and a cleric. I have both a racial and a moral obligation to be stuffy.Ah, come now Valen loosen up. Your just as bad as Trey.
Come have some food and drink.
You know for a bunch of freedom lovers, some of you are quite stuffy.
I see. Well don't take it out on the cake. THINK OF THE CAKE MAN!
I'm an elf and a cleric. I have both a racial and a moral obligation to be stuffy.Ah, come now Valen loosen up. Your just as bad as Trey.
Come have some food and drink.
You know for a bunch of freedom lovers, some of you are quite stuffy.
Have you considered joining Taldor? We do have the best tailors, and know how to administer an empire without having to go running to some brimstone-belching fellow for help.
Plus, you get a crown next to your name, much like a premium margarine.
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Have you considered joining Taldor? We do have the best tailors, and know how to administer an empire without having to go running to some brimstone-belching fellow for help.
With all due respect, it's pretty clear that Taldor doesn't know how to administer a rugby scrum, let alone an empire.
I'll grant you the tailors, though.
Have you considered joining Taldor? We do have the best tailors, and know how to administer an empire without having to go running to some brimstone-belching fellow for help.With all due respect, it's pretty clear that Taldor doesn't know how to administer a rugby scrum, let alone an empire.
I'll grant you the tailors, though.
<shrugs>We are just coming out of a rough patch. Now that the leading houses have finally come to an agreement on the proper length for cuffs, we are ready to reassume our place as the rightful leaders of the realm.
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Have you considered joining Taldor? We do have the best tailors, and know how to administer an empire without having to go running to some brimstone-belching fellow for help.With all due respect, it's pretty clear that Taldor doesn't know how to administer a rugby scrum, let alone an empire.
Wow. Something Andoran and Cheliax can actually agree on.
You will note that even on another faction's thread, all focus is on us. The past eight posts, in fact. The writing is on the wall. The criticisms? Envy and fear, nothing more.
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You will note that even on another faction's thread, all focus is on us. The past eight posts, in fact. The writing is on the wall. The criticisms? Envy and fear, nothing more.
Or it could be because you're so insecure you keep trying to thrust yourself into other people's conversations as you know yours just aren't that interesting. The world does not revolve around your effete concerns.
Or it could be because you're so insecure you keep trying to thrust yourself into other people's conversations as you know yours just aren't that interesting. The world does not revolve around your effete concerns.
<assesses the heft of the Happy Stick>
You, ah, have given me much to consider. Yes, much to consider. I think a shall do so from a remove of a few more feet.
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Or it could be because you're so insecure you keep trying to thrust yourself into other people's conversations as you know yours just aren't that interesting. The world does not revolve around your effete concerns.<assesses the heft of the Happy Stick>
You, ah, have given me much to consider. Yes, much to consider. I think a shall do so from a remove of a few more feet.
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Please, please. No need for such bickering. We're all Pathfinders, aren't we?
Let me add your name to this happy list of respected colleagues. Yes, under this column. Oh, no no! No need to worry. The title says "targets", but it's just a code, you know. To mislead our... rivals. Yes.
Still a bit upset? Take this scroll for summoning a personal bodyguard in times of need. First time it's for free. Well, almost. Just a drop of your blood smeared on its corner, nothing serious.