Chelaxians—Announce Thyself

[Sebastian]

Who among you has the courage to serve Asmodeous with me? Speak curs, for I would know my righteous breathern and separate out the worthy warriors from the cowardly dogs found in the other factions. Declare your loyalty and allegiance to Cheliax or join the ranks of our slaves.

[Mal]

:w00t: Cheliax Rules!

/me holds up his symbol of Asmodeus

Who's the Master!

[damnitall22]

Ah Ha. I knew I was in good company.

[Radavel]

Greetings.

<offers a flask of whiskey>

Are there any lawyers in this thread?

[The Wandering Bard]

A freshly Chelaxian bard here, ready to bring entrancing song and subtle steel to the self-righteous knaves of Andoran.

[Mothman]

Tyrannize this Cheliax!

< moons Chelaxians in the name of freedom >

[Erik Mona]

My PFS character, ECRITUS, SON OF CALIPHAS, is a cleric of Asmodeus in the service of mighty Cheliax.

So good to finally have brethren!

[The Wandering Bard]

*Points outraged at the intruder*
"Get him! Tie him down and take him to the Answering Chambers!"

[TK342]

I stand with you. By the power of Cheliax's mighty hand, we shall crush all opposition, and reign in glory over Absalom

[Crimson Jester]

Sebastian wrote:

Who among you has the courage to serve Asmodeous with me? Speak curs, for I would know my righteous breathern and separate out the worthy warriors from the cowardly dogs found in the other factions. Declare your loyalty and allegiance to Cheliax or join the ranks of our slaves.

I should have known.

[Radavel]

Just to show those freedom lovers that we in Cheliax value CHOICE... all in favor of roasting the intruders....

[Erik Mona]

AYE!

[bugleyman]

Sebastian wrote:

Who among you has the courage to serve Asmodeous with me? Speak curs, for I would know my righteous breathern and separate out the worthy warriors from the cowardly dogs found in the other factions. Declare your loyalty and allegiance to Cheliax or join the ranks of our slaves.

Never! We'll never bow to your totalitarianism, nor shall we rest until the scourge of Asmodeous is forever driven from the face of Golarian.

P.S. I knew lawyers served the dark powers.

[bugleyman]

Mal wrote:

:w00t: Cheliax Rules!

/me holds up his symbol of Asmodeus

Who's the Master!

Sho'nuff.

[Radavel]

<Rubs hands together>

Another guest comes to our barbecue, I see.

Who's preparing the sauce?

[Sillitta Ederus]

My parents are Chelaxian...and they suck.

[Radavel]

Andoran hypocrisy.

Your belief in freedom for all is belied by your need to impose your views on others. Look in the mirror and see the face of your enemy. Ha ha ha!

[Sillitta Ederus]

OOC: Sweet line Radavel.

[Radavel]

You're just as engaging, milady.

Refreshments? Try the grapes. They're very fresh.

Mingle. Perhaps, we can convince you to sign-up for our team.

[Sillitta Ederus]

I've tried your team, and they've got little use for a halfling, even one of my talents.

[Radavel]

I am not like the others you have met before.

Let me assure you that you can rise high in the First Lord's service, notwithstanding what others may think.

[Kvantum]

I pledge myself to my homeland in all things... at least until I can get a better deal from our infernal masters.

- Morvius Ratarion, Infernal heritage Sorcerer.

[Radavel]

Kvantum wrote:

I pledge myself to my homeland in all things... at least until I can get a better deal from my infernal masters.

- Morvius Ratarion, Infernal heritage Sorcerer.

Welcome. Help yourself to the barbecue.

[Sillitta Ederus]

First Lord? A title that Asmodeus would claim, yet I do not think you speak of him. Tell me of your First Lord.

[Radavel]

Where to begin?

Compensation Package?

Medical Benefits?

Did I mention that we have a company-mandated union?

Let's discuss these things later. For now, mingle and enjoy the barbecue.

[Joshua J. Frost]

Sebastian wrote:

Who among you has the courage to serve Asmodeous with me? Speak curs, for I would know my righteous breathern and separate out the worthy warriors from the cowardly dogs found in the other factions. Declare your loyalty and allegiance to Cheliax or join the ranks of our slaves.

Why am I not surprised. :-)

[Sillitta Ederus]

Needing no more invitation, Sil digs into the barbecue. 'My appetite is out of control ever since I became a halfling.'

[Kvantum]

Radavel wrote:

Where to begin?

Compensation Package?

Medical Benefits?

Did I mention that we have a company-mandated union?

Let's discuss these things later. For now, mingle and enjoy the barbecue.

What about the simple honesty in knowing you serve a fiendish machine that views you as no more than a cog, rather than some silly "democracy" that claims to support freedom?

Cheliax, honestly oppressing your hopes and dreams since 4640.

[Radavel]

Kvantum wrote:

Cheliax, honestly oppressing your hopes and dreams since 4640.

A catchy slogan...

<Summons an Infernal Servant>

Rush to the copyright office!

[Ralik Estrel]

I rasie a chalice in support my breatheren!

Ralik Estrel, Champion of Zon-Kuthon, Scion of Nidal, Loyal Subject of Her Infernal Majestrix, Queen Abrogail II of the Thrice-Damned House of Thrune

[Trey]

<observes>

[Lazaro]

Glory for Cheliax!

Takes a seat, and eats some BBQ

[Radavel]

While I am happy at the turnout, my fellow Chelaxians we must, as matter of policy, extend our velvety gloved hands to our fellows in the other threads, i.e. Andoran, Orisians, Qadarian and Taldorans. We must have them in our barbecue.

[allen trussell]

Chardun could take you all out... :)

[Radavel]

allen trussell wrote:

Chardun could take you all out... :)

Undecided, I see. Come join our little barbecue.

[Wulf Stronthammer]

*taking some of the meats* For corrupt, foul, devil-kissers, I have to admit you can do a decent barbecue.

[Radavel]

Mingle.

Now, where are those erinyes I summoned?

[Trey]

Radavel wrote:

Mingle.

Now, where are those erinyes I summoned?

<Makes note: "Not as organized as they like to believe.">

[Lazaro]

Come now Trey. Stop the notes and have some delicious BBQ.

[Radavel]

Trey wrote:

Radavel wrote:

Mingle.

Now, where are those erinyes I summoned?

<Makes note: "Not as organized as they like to believe.">

This is no time to be scribbling notes. Lemme have your notebook. You'll get it later.

Here is a plate of choice meats and a goblet of wine. Enjoy.

[Trey]

Ah, yes. The famous Chelaxian bee-bee-queue. I can only note that when your... group... was attempting to assimilate lessons on how to run an empire from us, you failed to recognize that when we referred to a member of the less-esteemed classes as "hardy Andoran stock," we were not referring to soup stock.

I am afraid I must demur.

Enjoy turning the pages on that notebook! It is genuinely full of surprises, even for the most jaded reader.

<exits>

[Lazaro]

Hum, Trey needs to unwind a bit.

Kicks back with a mug of mead.

[Trey]

lol, you got that right, brother. :-)

[Ralik Estrel]

Radavel wrote:

Mingle.

Now, where are those erinyes I summoned?

<pokes his head out froma group of gourgeous winged women.>

My apologies I was entertaining them with tails of pain I have inflicted upon enemies of the state. You know nail pulling, racks, whips and hot pokers.

[Lazaro]

Ralik Estrel wrote:

Radavel wrote:

Mingle.

Now, where are those erinyes I summoned?

<pokes his head out froma group of gourgeous winged women.>

My apologies I was entertaining them with tails of pain I have inflicted upon enemies of the state. You know nail pulling, racks, whips and hot pokers.

Speaking of unwinding...Now that is a man who knows how to unwind.

[Callum Finlayson]

Yep, an old GH PC is being reworked as a cleric of Asmodeus.

[flash_cxxi]

Might there be any delicious beetles on that BBQ that I might partake of? And some of that wine Radavel was throwing around earlier would go down nicely as well. Just make sure it's a red, white makes the beetles taste funny.

[Radavel]

Beetles, rare, medium or well done?

Red, sure.

[underling]

Spoiler:

flash, you should leave this place. i think they are serving long pork. Early guests have disappeared...

[flash_cxxi]

Radavel wrote:

Beetles, rare, medium or well done?

Red, sure.

Well done please, I don't like runny innards. It looks like I'll be having it to go though, my Osirion compatriot seems to think your BBQing standards may have slipped a little from the norm.