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Bilbo awoke one morning to the sound of


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Lobelia Sackville-Baggins scrambling some eggs. "Get up

Osirion RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

you lazy little so and so," she screamed,

Qadira

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you need to go on an adventure today

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." Just then Sam peered through the window, only


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this time he had his clothes on. Frodo

Qadira

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grimaced as he saw that Sam had the

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pole in his hand, but soon smiled at

Qadira

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his gardening friend. "What ho Sam. do you

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like what you see that much? That Hoe

Qadira

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isn't gonna do much for you other than

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give you a clawed hand. Come inside and

Qadira

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Have Elevensises with me and Uncle Bilbo. We

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are having Sticky Dates. How I love them!

Qadira

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After we can go do bucolic Hobbit things

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like run through neighbour's corn fields and play

Qadira

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Hide Farmer Maggot's mushrooms in a special place.

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"Oh you dirty Hobbits," screamed Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.

Qadira

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"How is it you all haven't died so

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horribly from an infectious disease?" She turned and

Qadira

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stomped off, looking for silver plate to steal.

Qadira

finding none she, left a small present behind

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in a brown paper bag on the doorstep

Qadira

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of Bilbo's wine cellar. A very large steaming

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pot was next to it. "OOOOO, goulash", said

Qadira

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Sam, licking his over-large lips and snuffling

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his nose to see what was in the

Qadira

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large steaming pot of goodness. Chunks of diced

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cat and sauasge. He was ambivalent about the


days coming travels. Yesterday, he prepared a pouch


of Haradrim pipeweed, so had some serious munchies


and light hallucinations. But, could host many more

Qadira

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meals in his ample stomach, no matter if

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there were elevensies, twelvsies or even thirteensies! He

Qadira

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was an extremely ravenous hobbit, even by their

Osirion

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hairy feet and bulbous chins. In fact, he

Qadira

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had once ate an entire pig in one

Osirion

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standing. He had to stand, because no chair

Qadira

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would fit his ginormous buttocks after that episode

Osirion

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with the flashback to his origins. This episode

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rated very highly amongst the trendy, upmarket set.

Osirion

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Meanhwile, in the land of Mordor (where the


dark things wonder freely) an evil general smiled

Qadira

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as he surveyed his amassed army of orcs.

Osirion

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The orcs were growing restless, however, because of


(Galadriel having deposed Sauron also made him cheerful.)

Edit:
Confound you Aberzombie; this post was supposed to go in front of yours!


Aberzombie wrote:
The orcs were growing restless, however, because of

(edited, for correction- confounded elven names)

the new strict leadership regime Finarfin's daughter had

Qadira

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imposed, with whippings and discipline for all slackers

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,which was dished out liberally with much satisfaction

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. They translated this satisfaction into steam baths after

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