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Lovecraftian themed yo' mama digs


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Andoran

Hastur's mama is so rugose,

Osirion

she looks like she has been sleeping at the bottom of the ocean!

Qadira

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Yo mamma has so many tentacles even Yog-Sohgoth goes "Daym!"

Osirion

Azathoth's mama is so big,

Osirion RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

Yo mama so ugly I took one look at her, and my eyes started to bleed and I went insane.

Qadira

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Jal Dorak wrote:
Azathoth's mama is so big,

She got her own gravitational pull (and insane planetary-sized minions!)

Qadira

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Yo mama's so old she used to do summer camp at the Mountains of Madness

Andoran

Yo deep one mama done caught her a fish.
I can see it flapping in her neck pouch.

Qadira

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Yo mamma's so fat and nasty she turned a ghoul Vegan.

Andoran

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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Yo mamma's so fat and nasty she turned a ghoul Vegan.

She made a T'cho T'cho say, "NO NO!"

Qadira

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Yo mama's so stupid she thought Cthulu was a cast member of Star Trek

Andoran

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Yo mama’s so old she calls them the Great Young Ones.

Qadira

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Yo mama's so fat Azathoth revolves around her!

Andoran

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Yo mama’s so ugly they call her a freak in Innsmouth.

Qadira

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Yo mama's so old Herbert West tried to reanimate her.

Andoran

Pickman had a model--yo mama.

Andoran

Hastur's scared to say your mama's name.

Andoran

I just realized something---this is excellent source material for a Delta Green game.
Dayyum.


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Oh my god, guys. This has to be the greatest thread ever created in the history of the internet. Kudos, friends.

Yo mama's so ugly and eldritch that Abdul Alhazrad had to write a separate book on her called the Mamanomicon.

(I tried...)

Osirion

Your mama's such a nerd that she started an internet discussion revolving around the Mythos.


Your Mama is so fat that for each round she is held within a shoggoth the shoggoth takes damage equal to her fat CON -- damage describable as rupturing, crushing, and being sucked into pieces.

Qadira

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Yo Mama so dumb she thinks Mi-Go is a way to travel.

Andoran

MaxSlasher26 wrote:

Oh my god, guys. This has to be the greatest thread ever created in the history of the internet. Kudos, friends.

Yo mama's so ugly and eldritch that Abdul Alhazrad had to write a separate book on her called the Mamanomicon.

(I tried...)

It's great.

Andoran

Yo mama made the colors from outer space turn white with fear.

Osirion

Your Mama's so stupid she tried to get Lost in Time and Space and ended up back in Arkham.


Your mama is so ugly that when she says Hastur's name out loud his Byakhee servants commit seppuku rather than obey his command to slay her.

Cheliax

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Yo' mama's so ugly she's a Revelation to Glaaki!

Spoiler:
For reference: Glaaki


Your mama is so horrible that when she farts she creates flying polyps.


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Yo mama so stupid, her brain cannister's got nothin' but an IOU.

Andoran

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Yo, mamas such a ho she slept with Herbert West and Obed Marsh.

At the same time!

Andoran

Yo mama got a thing hanging in her void.


Your mama is so stupid that she went out and bought a bottle of white wine after Dagon invited her over for dinner.

Cheliax

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Yo' mama's so stupid she thought the Innsmouth Look was something her dentist did!

Osirion

Your mama's so stupid she thought the Dunwich Horror was a woman of ill-repute!

Osirion

You momma is so crazy she creates Hallmark cards for Deep Ones.


Hitler: My mama is soooo ugly, and she has no nose!

Cthulhu: So how does she smell?

Hitler: Awful!

Andoran

Where does yo mama keep the moon lens?

Andoran

yo mama so dumb, she go to the deli an' order an arkham on rye...


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yo Mama's so unspeakable tha-

Andoran

Yo mama's favorite cookbook is the Necronomicon.

Andoran

Don't talk about my mama.


Heathansson wrote:
Don't talk about my mama.

Ia! Ia! Ia! ftghn' ftghn' you Mama

Osirion

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Yo mama's so poor she's on the Dhole.

Andoran

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Dholes make pineapples.

Osirion

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Yeah? Well yo mama's so nasty that people call you one of the Dark young of (yo mama)

Andoran

Yo mama makes her worshippers wear polyester jumpsuits instead of robes.

Osirion

Your Momma's so big that the stars align around her.

Osirion

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Yo mama's so ugly people hang the elder sign over their door to keep her out.

Andoran

Your momma got her cat from Uranus.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Your mama's so nasty she's got the crawling chaos in her britches.

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