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Lovecraftian themed yo' mama digs


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Andoran

Yo mama's a Descent chud.

Andoran

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Yo mama’s so nasty, a shoggoth wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot tentacle.

Yo mama smells so bad, even ghasts tell her to freshen up.


Yo mamma's teeth are so nasty, she makes Yog-Sothoth mindful of how glad she is for not having any of her own.


Yo mama's so fat she can't touch her toes with her own tentacles.

Andoran

Your mama makes the thing that should not be wish he wasn't.


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Yo' mamma is so ugly that she's listed on the Elders section of the d20 CoC book

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Your momma's so ugly, Abdul Alhazred was sane before he met her.

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Your momma's so dumb she makes Azathoth look like a genius.


Your momma's so fat the fire marshal sign in the oldest temple of R'lyeh says, "Maximum Occupancy 200 Cultists OR your Momma."

Andoran

Yo momma so dumb, she only needed a thimble-sized brain cannister.

Yo momma so ugly, her yuletide mask needs a mask.

Yo momma so eldritch, sailors ram steam ships into her head!

(I bet half of the alien speech HPL wrote were yo momma digs. Re-read a story and insert yo momma's where the alien speech is and see if you can keep a straight face)


Yo' mamma was the gatefold in the Necronomicon


You mama found her thrill
on Carrion Hill.

Osirion

Yo mamma so fat that 'At the Mountains of Madness' was originally a story about her.

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Yo mama's so mean, she makes the denizens of the Plateau of Leng seem like saints.

Yo mama's so ugly, on Halloween Cthulu puts on a Yo Mama mask to scare the trick or treating Deep Ones.

Yo mama's so eldritch, she makes the surroundings so common in HPL's work seem like scenes out of a Norman Rockwell painting.


You're momma is so inutile when she sleeps she actually dies.

Silver Crusade

Your mama's stink's so bad, she makes Innsmouth smell like a Yankee Candle.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Your mama's stink's so bad, she makes Innsmouth smell like a Yankee Candle.

LOL

Yo mama's so fat when she orders the all you can eat fried fish buffet at the clam shack they gotta go kill a Deep One.

Silver Crusade

The Martense family makes jokes about how inbred yo mama is.


You mamma is so ugly, her cult regains sanity.


Your mama is so ugly, she separated light from darkness.

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Your mama so dumb she thought it'd be OK if she said Hastur FOUR times instead of three.


Yo mama's so dumb she thinks Lovecraft is a course they teach at newage spa.


Your mamma is so dumb she brought a fishing rod with her on the Dagon Sight & See tour boat.

Andoran

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Lovecraft was so traumatised after he slept with yo mama that he invented the Cthulu mythos.


You're Momma's so dumb she got on the bus leaving for the city of Leng.


Yo mamma's so dumb she can't even finish reading "The Call of Cthulhu"..


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N'gawwi hacv'e ign'a'a yadii jvge'va Hastur kalma'ge n'gawwi.

(Trust me Cthulhu is laughing so hard right now.)


Yo mama found her thrill on Carrion Hill.

Silver Crusade

The Seasage Effigy is a sex-toy version of yo mama.


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> wait for the Stars to Align <

. . . against your momma.

.


Your mamma's so stupid, the Mi-Go put her brain in a THIMBLE.


Your mamma's so dumb she thought the Great Hall of Celeano was in Italy.


Your momma's so ugly she entered a head-shot contest with Y'golonac and LOST.


Your mama's so dumb she thought "The great race of Yith" was a NASCAR event.


Your mother is so scary looking that before he saw her his name was "The king in white"


A date with your mama is so traumatizing, before Nyarlathotep went on a date with her his title was actually "A Portly Thane."

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Yo mama's so scary, she lurks under Cthulhu's bed.

Osirion

I made this one up years ago, so here you go....

Yo' mama prose so florid, she make H. P. Lovecraft look like Ernest Hemingway!

Silver Crusade

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Yo mama's so ugly, when the clerk at the cosmetics counter tried to find makeup to match her skin tone, he had to get the colour out of space.


You mamma's such a slut she makes Shub-Niggurath look like the Virgin Mary.

Osirion

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Yo' mama so loose, shantaks ride HER across space and time.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Yo' mama so loose, shantaks ride HER across space and time.

BEST. ONE. YET.


Yo mama brews space mead in her armpit.

Osirion

The Curious Case of Charles Dexter Ward was the true story of one man's encounter with yo mama.

Osirion

Yo' mama so old and nasty, her ob/gyn is Dr. Herbert West!

Osirion

The Thing In The Moonlight? Yo' mama.

Osirion

The Terrible Old Man? Also yo' mama.

Grand Lodge

Yo momma so stupid.....she invited HP Lovecraft to a Bar Mitzvah.

Osirion

Probably one of his in-laws, actually. HP Lovecraft so far lost to the darkest recesses of inchoate insanity, he complains about non-Aryans, then marries one!

Furthermore: Yo mama so fat and stupid, Azathoth and His court is in fact but one of incalculably many subordinate satellites slowly, inexorably, and eternally dancing to the monotonous fifing of a billion trillion fell flautists around and around and around the supreme terror, the unfathomable abyss that lies like the greatest and most horrible of all black holes that is the true center of this heartless universe: YO MAMA!


Yo momma so fat, the hounds of Tindalos couldn't get her.

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