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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Tobus Neth wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Cool! I'm a really impatient mofo, and I was pleased and surprised how fast it went down.

Where's Tobus?

over here

Dude, if you want to have a little side combat, I got an idea. Just say the word.


Male Human 17thFighter
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


We do like Aubrey's campaign--draw a grid with a-v across the top, 1-25 down the side or whatever, fill in the grid with stuff, positions, and....voila!!! poor man's battle map! It's good for guys without too much technical aptitude like myself...;)

....

Tobus is Stupified!


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Think....Battleship!


Male Human 17thFighter
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Think....Battleship!

okay,


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Ya get abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz across the top of a piece of graph paper, then 1 through say 20 down the side. So each square has a name like a1, m13, etc.
So you draw a map like that, place stuff and combatants on the map, and use it as a miniatures map thingy to keep track of the action.


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When this is over, the cleric'll have to heal the halforc; then it'll be their attacks, then top of initiative order!!!!!


Like this: PBP BATTLEMAP

Do not save image as, go to the right side and "download photo"

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Cool! Nice oasis too. ;)


So many posts... good God!

dungeonmaster heathansson already has more than 260 posts.

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

This s#+# is rolling!!!

I gotta goto sleep. Tomorrow's gonna suck pony tryin' to drive to work; it's snowing, it's raining, it's all kindsa precipitationed the hell up.


Peace, dude.

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5

Yeah, take it easy man - drive safe.

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Made it!!! Not that bad at all....


Wow, man. Gary is dead. I just woke up and read the news.

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5

I know man.

I’m kind of glad that I’ve actually started playing in my first official Greyhawk game prior to that. Sort of seems like an appropriate homage.


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I'm bummed about it.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'm kinda tapped out for a day or so; this'll give everybody time to choose items, talk to Granny, kick Swertlowe, etc...


Male Human 17thFighter
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
I'm bummed about it.

He was the greatest...


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
(lol) I got my nose broke a good 4 times, but never straightened...

I must be blessed. In 15 years of tournament fighting and 17 years of karate training I never broke my nose - go figure. I did loosen a few teeth and endure multiple fractures and dislocations, and I have had my teeth go through my cheeks twice in street fights.


Male Human 17thFighter
Kruelaid wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
(lol) I got my nose broke a good 4 times, but never straightened...
I must be blessed. In 15 years of tournament fighting and 17 years of karate training I never broke my nose - go figure. I did loosen a few teeth and endure multiple fractures and dislocations, and I have had my teeth go through my cheeks twice in street fights.

Your a badass mofo!

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Dayyum. I never once broke my nose fighting.

The Exchange

Male Dworc (half-dwarf/half-orc) Monk4/Barbarian2/Rogue2/Jack-of-all-Trades2/Master of None2/Quasi-diety2
Kruelaid wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
(lol) I got my nose broke a good 4 times, but never straightened...
I must be blessed. In 15 years of tournament fighting and 17 years of karate training I never broke my nose - go figure. I did loosen a few teeth and endure multiple fractures and dislocations, and I have had my teeth go through my cheeks twice in street fights.

Funny, me either in 10 years of Martial Arts and Tourneys. Bruised ribs, torn meniscus(sp?), an orbital socket, a hyperextension or 3, but never broke the nose. The italian side of my family all have very strong noses though, my uncle was a brawler and bouncer for years and only once broke his nose.....in a demolition derby of all things. Cars are tough. My old one REALLY put a hurt me once....100+ stitches and almost lost an eye, drove both knees through the dash, tearing a PCL and doing various other fun things to the knees, and breaking several bones in my off-hand(I'm a lefty). The doctors told me I would've died if I wasn't in top shape at the time.

Now I just figure that the extra padding HAS to help.;P

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

I'm a lefty too!

Why'd they make the whole 'Cob-damned world bassackwards?

I been in like 4 car accidents and nothing ever injured.
I was never too good at fighting.

The Exchange

No peeking, please Rarely Accountant 2/Auditor 4/Waster 30

Yeah - I only fight people when I roll dice, I'm a total physical coward the rest of the time.

But at least my nose looks good.


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin

HIT ME!.


B~#@*.

Suckit!

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

I've broken my nose four times playing basketball and water polo. It has straigthened out nicely every time, though.


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin
Kruelaid wrote:

b*!&!.

Suckit!

You really know how to please a she-man!


Aubrey the Malformed wrote:

Yeah - I only fight people when I roll dice, I'm a total physical coward the rest of the time.

But at least my nose looks good.

I've a little training, Mostly I just know enough to make it LOOK good. (Actor/Combatant, Stage Combat)

At my age the padding DEFINITELY helps, and my nose looks good too! (Well, my wife thinks so at least.) ;P


SHopping at Granny's! Going out of business! Come by today!

Elgan's treasures;
8 X 1st lvl scrolls, (200GP) (Entangle, Longstrider, Magic Fang, Shillelagh, Speak w/Animals, Produce Flame, Obscuring Mist, Faerie Fire,)

1 Silvered Dagger, 1 Cold Iron Dagger,(44GP)

I'll figure the rest tomorrow, g'night!

Question, I don't really need a masterwork weapon, as I fight in beast form. (And I hit better in that form to boot!) And I don't really NEED better armor, for the same reason, but was looking and saw 'Dragonskin Armor', Druids can wear since it's not metal, and can be made into armor up to Scale Mail. The info online says it cost twice the normal amount to masterwork it, so a suit (of 'Green' Dragonskin Scale Mail) would cost 350GP, be AC:+4, reduced armor check penalty,
What does Masterwork do about weight/speed factors? Arcane Spell Failure? I'm guessing it still weighs 30lbs, so max speed is still 20'? I thought I saw a rule for lessing the Arcane spell failure chance,... (maybe that was a suit of magic armor? I'm confused.)

Don't need it. But it sounded cool, and I could get it enchanted later. Just thinking,... ;P


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I'll look it up at home; see what I can come up wit'.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
I'll look it up at home; see what I can come up wit'.

Thanks. No big hurry, just trying to think of something that would be nice to have (whether I 'need' it or not), that wouldn't interfere TOO much with planned (future) Arcane casting.

Whether he needs it or not, a druid wearing a suit of Green Dragonskin Armor WOULD look pretty cool! :D


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Okay. The masterwork costs 150 g.p. for armor, +50 for scale male. Dragonhide doubles that to 400 g.p.
Arcane spell failure is unaffected; not an issue for your divine druid spells; will be an issue if (as I noticed on your sheet) you take a few sorcerer levels.
Speed is unaffected; and the armor check penalty goes down 1 point.
It doesn't say the dragonhide can be made into scale mail, but that seems academic to me that that is possible.
The main benefit is that since it is not metal, a druid doesn't get the spellcasting moratorium normally placed on a druid for wearing metal armor.
What color do you want? ;)
(granny only does chromatic, not metallic....)


Ah, your right ,(as usual I'm sure), The online SRD mentions just about every OTHER kind of armor, right up to full plate, but not scale! (Which kind of makes NO sense since they are MADE of scales!) And I did the math wrong too, (I only doubled the MASTERWORK cost, not that & the armor cost) so it's a little more than I thought. (A little much for armor that doesn't really add much to me, and will cause spell-fizzle if I go caster.) So thanks you for checking,

(C'mon, a druid in Green Dragon Armor would have been cool!)

Hm,... MAybe a green dragonskin shield,...

(sigh) I'll finish my shopping list tonite (I hope) busy at the homestead,...
:)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oh, no dude. You can have it in scale. I think that's within reason.
I think scale should be available.


Scalemail is Kewl armor. I'm wearing scalemail bra and panties right now!


My poop talks. Wanna drop acid? 4E tabs. You can run really fast diagonally.


male human 14 level Anti-Paladin
Tobus Meth wrote:
My poop talks. Wanna drop acid? 4E tabs. You can run really fast diagonally.

YES!!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

If the Granny situation is anteclimactic, I'll move on to something more interesting. I just saw a chance for a problem/resolution kinda exercise.

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5

Nah, I think we should run for it with a bit.

Granny doesn't want to move. Granddaughter wants her too - and has a point. We've got a few options if we want her to move; diplomacy, coersion, force etc.

I'm thinking the key might be in listening to her - as no one ever does. But Beldan has already embarrased himself, and isnt going to speak up again just yet.


Stig fails to see why she should be made to move.... and he's drunk. And then there is Harvak. How motivated is he?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Cool-don't let Beldan's failed bluff roll bug you out or nothing. Keep working it.
She's allready forgotten about it probably.

It's hard for me to gauge pokerfaces with things like this over the electrons.

The Exchange

Male Dworc (half-dwarf/half-orc) Monk4/Barbarian2/Rogue2/Jack-of-all-Trades2/Master of None2/Quasi-diety2
Mothman wrote:

Nah, I think we should run for it with a bit.

Granny doesn't want to move. Granddaughter wants her too - and has a point. We've got a few options if we want her to move; diplomacy, coersion, force etc.

I'm thinking the key might be in listening to her - as no one ever does. But Beldan has already embarrased himself, and isnt going to speak up again just yet.

Keep on her, Riese is no help in these matters and would probably cause much harm in the sitch. I have him contemplating a resolution for Swertlowe. He is wondering if the man could be redeemed and if so if he would want to join forces with him, maybe as a cohort or something, in the future. Perhaps not the 'recurring villian' thought that Heathy was going for, but I think the idea has some worth.

What is Swertlowe, anyway? Fighter? Rogue? Ranger? I was thinking that if Riese had the time he could start working on rehabbing the guy and maybe teaching him some arcane tricks in the future if he is cohortable.


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He's a human...paragon. "Just" like you. ;) That's the f$@!all of it.


a masterwork 2h maqahuitl (a great club that does x3 on crit) I'll be taking this! What kinda damage does this thing do...

Looks around for a Masterwork Dwarven War Axe,Masterwork Gnome Hook Hammer, A Masterwork Bastard sword and or Greatsword and for any Composite Longbows that would give me my full strength bonus

Do I pick more Items or just this one...Cuz I'll take the Falcion as well...


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That's up to the rest of the guys....
There's a Black Razor replica at granny's-it's a masterwork great sword.


Male Human 17thFighter

.And this BlackRazor repilca perhaps we can pawn this off on somebody stupid like the mayor or captain of the guard for some serious loot or a drunken merchant...


Male Human 17thFighter

Masterwork Dwarven War Axe,Masterwork Gnome Hook Hammer, A Masterwork Bastard sword and or Greatsword and for any Composite Longbows that would give me my full strength bonus
Do I find all this...

Hell what about some really good leather armor...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You only get 450 g.p. worth of gear from granny.
My advice--pick a masterwork weapon--that's 300g.p. plus whatever the weapon costs in the PHB. Then, use up the remaining gold on a potion or two.


Male Human 17thFighter
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

You only get 450 g.p. worth of gear from granny.

My advice--pick a masterwork weapon--that's 300g.p. plus whatever the weapon costs in the PHB. Then, use up the remaining gold on a potion or two.

Okay, how much are potions?

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