Hey!!! I resemble that remark!!! :P
Hey!!! I resemble that remark!!! :P
Well, you are the exception. However, certain other kobolds tend to go the extreme!
*Sniff*
That hurt my feelings, Heathy!
*Sniff*
Hey, Wally!!!
Hey, Wally!!!
I still don't get it.
Ward Cleaver? June Cleaver? Wally Cleaver? The Cleaver family?
Ah. This is a scary place.
I thought you was a doctor on the interprize.
No, I just play one on TV.
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Hey, kobolds are awesome. All the parts of Races Of The Dragon that didn't suck were related to kobolds.
You like me! You reeeeeeeally like me!
You like me! You reeeeeeeally like me!*tailslap* And then there are those who exist solely to drive other races insane.
You're too late. I'm so mad I've come to the calm beyond it.
Eddie Haskell said that once. It was cause my brother Wally told him to knock it off or he'd belt him one.
The Troll does not like kobolds they have too many pointy bits and stick in the throat. A well greased halfling is much better, they go down nice and easy.
The Troll
I think kobolds are smurfy!
You like me! You reeeeeeeally like me!*tailslap* And then there are those who exist solely to drive other races insane.
Actually, that's just me. The other kobolds are actually not that bad.
I think kobolds are smrfy!
Though we ALL hate smrfs!!!
I'm not into the whole cowboy regalia.
You're the one who had those little Princess Silver Dragon Boots.
They're for my daughter's Barbie Doll.
Right.
How does one boycott a kobold?
By refusing to kill us by the hundreds and thousands.
I like kobolds. They make awesome sidekicks, minions, and soldiers, to say nothing of architects and trapmakers.
Yea, we make excellent bio-weapons too. You have never known fear until you see 4 kobolds charge you, wielding an angry-wolverine-strapped-to-a-battering-ram and you notice that its at just the right height that you realize that you really did need that +1 codpiece.
Or by not speaking to us at all.
*Prays to Garl Glittergold that others will 'Boycott' kobolds*
I like kobolds. They make awesome sidekicks, minions, and soldiers, to say nothing of architects and trapmakers.Yea, we make excellent bio-weapons too. You have never known fear until you see 4 kobolds charge you, wielding an angry-wolverine-strapped-to-a-battering-ram and you notice that its at just the right height that you realize that you really did need that +1 codpiece.
Go Koboldnomicon!!!
Or by not speaking to us at all.
*Prays to Garl Glittergold that others will 'Boycott' kobolds*
*GASP* you're praying to a gnome god!?! You should have to steal 10 babies for King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) for such an act.
Yum. Babies. I think I'll go and sacrifice some to Garl Glittergold.
Yum. Babies. I think I'll go and sacrifice some to Garl Glittergold.
Gnome Babies?!?
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I don't think gnomes have babies . . . I think they just sprout from the pigtails of their parents as adolescents.
Oh, and Kobolds rock.
Yum. Babies. I think I'll go and sacrifice some to Garl Glittergold.Gnome Babies?!?
Yeah. What, are you a gnome-lover? DIE!!!
Yeah. What, are you a gnome-lover? DIE!!!
No, I was just making sure.
Wait a second, did you get the "All Hail King Torg" reference? Give it a google search.
Yeah. What, are you a gnome-lover? DIE!!!No, I was just making sure.
Wait a second, did you get the "All Hail King Torg" reference? Give it a google search.
Ha, I get it now. I'm still loyal to Glittergold.
Hey, kobolds are awesome. All the parts of Races Of The Dragon that didn't suck were related to kobolds.Except the part that made them cold-blooded.
*sigh*
Hello??? We are cold-blooded, you numb-skull!
Oh you m*@@#&#$#+~@s. Kobolds is my bros, you b*@%+es. I can't believe the size of your balls, to start this thread or chime in on it. I've got my f@&#ing eyes on you!
::Nick puts down Badass Dictionary, a smug self-satisfied smile on his face.::
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Ah, you fools, do you not know that kobolds have been lurking on the boards for years? We have been using this thread (along with the smrf threads)to find the smrfs and kobold-haters. They both amount to the same thing. If you guys post on this thread in favor of boycotting kobolds, just don't be surprised if you find an angry advanced bullette in your bed!
Ah, you fools, do you not know that kobolds have been lurking on the boards for years? We have been using this thread (along with the smrf threads)to find the smrfs and kobold-haters. They both amount to the same thing. If you guys post on this thread in favor of boycotting kobolds, just don't be surprised if you find an angry advanced bullette in your bed!
S&@#! I AM that angry bullette in yo bed suckas!
