8 word "Firefly" based game

[Azhagal]

ripped from the seams of that glowing seraphim

[Aberzombie]

Later, when things had calmed down, Mal decided

[Digitalelf]

that River was looking pretty good after he

[Aberzombie]

had spent an entire week putting together a

[Tensor]

a bank heist in the core system. Oiling

[Tensor]

his revolver, he got up to begin the journey.

[Aberzombie]

The ship took a sudden lurch in space,

[zylphryx]

causing Mal to stagger. "Gwai-gwai long duh dong!",

* translates to "What the hell!?", roughly

[Tensor]

Kaylee yelped, "Gosh Dangit! Who put that there?"

[Aberzombie]

Jayne smacked his skull against the Bulkhead, illiciting

[Tensor]

blurry vision, and the accidental discharge of his

[Digitalelf]

favorite gun in the whole wide "verse", Vera.

[Aberzombie]

The shot tore through the nearest bulkhead and

[doppelganger]

Serenity's atmosphere began to vent quickly out into

[Aberzombie]

the atmosphere, resulting in a bizarre and completely

[Tensor]

unexpected chemical reaction. The mass of air around

[Aberzombie]

the ship suddenly took on a life of

[Kruelaid]

its own. "I'm gay and I'm not afraid...

[Aberzombie]

...of the big, bad, nasty old Alliance anymore."

[Digitalelf]

All of this happened because River bent down

[Mothman]

in an effort to lift flagging ratings. Unfortunately

[Aberzombie]

, the mysterious organization known as "The Network" decided

[Tensor]

a sit-com about an overweight family more closely

[Mothman]

attracted the demographic who would watch advertisements for

[Kruelaid]

sanitary napkins and tampons, so they canceled Firefly!

[Mothman]

Damn them all the way to HELL!! ... Meanwhile,

[Tensor]

Jayne thought he had an idea, wait... nope.

[Tensor]

The phone rang. River stared, then answered it.

[Nasty Pajamas]

"Transducer. Quantum entanglement. Obvious relativistic contradictions. Hello?" she

[Tensor]

said. "Congratulation! You may be a winner. All

[Aberzombie]

you have to do is anwer these twenty

[Tensor]

riddles. Number one, What do you get after

[Digitalelf]

you have crossed an "Alliance Goon" with a

[Tensor]

Brown coat wearing new boots?" River instantly replied, "

[Tensor]

Tacos." Mal asked, "How so?" "Not sure," she

[Twin Agate Dragons]

spied Mal kissing Jane. She grimaced in terror

[Tensor]

as she read Janye's mind. "How can he

[Twin Agate Dragons]

possibly be kissing Mal?" She was disgusted at

[Tensor]

being left out, and walked out. Then, a

[Grand Magus]

flower pedal drifted on a breeze through the

[Tensor]

hatch. She reached out an open hand, and

[Electric Wizard]

a drop of water fell on her forehead.

[Ptolemny Aggredor]

She concentrated, and instantly she projected her mind

[Live Bait]

through the juice, passed out, at the bar.

[Grand Magus]

The 'verse is huge, but that doesn't mean