Tonight I shall pray that this thread is stricken from the face of the Earth, and all those who have posted here shall suffer for eternity in the pits of hell.
Let me add my prayer to Glittergold...
I would like to thank all the Smurfs, and that we smurfs maybe small and blue, but We the Smurfs are people too YAHOO!
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I used to like to smurf the straight and narrow smurf
I used to smurf that everything was smurf
Smurftimes I'd like to smurf and gaze for days through smurfless dreams
All alone and smurfed in time
All alone and smurfed in time
I wonder what tomorrow has in smurf for me
Or smurf I even in it's smurf at all
Smurfaps I'll get a chance to smurf ahead and see
Soon as I smurf myself a smurfal ball
Soon as I smurf myself a smurfal ball
Smurf me, smurf me where I'm smurfing
I don't smurf where I've been
Smurf me, smurf me, won't you smurf me
And then smurf me again
My heart is smurfing, my body's smurfing
And I don't smurf where to smurf
Smurf me, smurf me, won't you smurf me
I've just got to smurf
Smurfal ball
There's so many smurf I need to smurf
Smurfal ball
There's so many smurfs I've got to smurf
Smurfal ball...
Hmmm. Given that Smurfaid and Kobold Smurfer have both posted on this thread, does that mean that they're praying to be sent to the nethermost depths of an icky-bad place as well? Or maybe they think that they're there already by being on this thread, in which case surely everyone else on the thread is there too, so why pray for that part to happen when it already has?
Gosh, thanks Glittergold, you really helped me here. Maybe a lightning bolt? Just a little one?
Please?
May I point out that despite their discoloration these little blue creatures are edible.
If you take the M out of SMURF you get SURF!
May I point out that despite their discoloration these little blue creatures are edible.
Yum! You're right! C'mon, Aberzombie, I "won't" "hurt" you!
Yipe! Call the exterminators!
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Ghost Smurfs in the Sky
by Smurfy Cash
A smurfy smurf went riding out one dark and smurfy day,
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way,
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed smurfs he saw,
Plowin' through the smurfy skies
And up the smurfy draw.
Their smurfs were still on fire and their smurfs were made of steel,
Their smurfs were black and smurfy and their hot breath he could feel,
A bolt of fear shot through him as they thundered through the sky,
For he saw the riders comin' hard
And he heard their smurfy cry:
Smurfy-yi-yo, smurfy-yi-yay,
Ghost smurfs in the sky.
Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their smurfs all soaked with sweat,
He's riding hard to catch that smurf,but he ain't caught 'im yet,
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that smurf up in the sky,
On smurfs snortin' fire, as they ride on hear their cry:
As the smurfs loped on past him he heard one call his name,
If you want to save your smurf from hell a-riding on our range,
Then, smurf, change your ways today, or with us you will smurf,
Trying to catch the devil's smurf
Across these endless smurfs.
Smurfy-yi-yo, smurfy-yi-yay,
Ghost smurfs in the sky.
This song was brought to you by the letter SMURF.
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...I hate this place.
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...I hate this place.
Let's eat it, Cleaver.
Let's consume it, entirely...
Okay, I'm going to send this place to the land of the kender!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now taste FEAR, puny smrfs!!!!!
Yeah ... Smurfs ROCK.
Smurf That!
But we smrf kender. They're smrfy!Okay, I'm going to send this place to the land of the kender!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now taste FEAR, puny smrfs!!!!!
Boast all you like, but nobody can withstand the FEAR of the kender!!!
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Boast all you like, but nobody can withstand the FEAR of the kender!!!But we smrf kender. They're smrfy!Okay, I'm going to send this place to the land of the kender!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now taste FEAR, puny smrfs!!!!!
But kender are immune to fear. What are you smurfing about, you great silly smurf?
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When in the Course of smurf events, it becomes necessary for one people to smurf the political smurfs which have smurfed them with another, and to assume among the smurfs of the smurf, the separate and equal smurf to which the Smurfs of Nature and of Nature's Smurf entitle them, a decent smurf to the opinions of smurfkind requires that they should smurf the causes which smurf them to the smurfaration.
We smurf these smurfs to be smurf-evident, that all smurfs are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain smurfable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Smurfiness.--That to smurf these rights, Governments are smurfituted among Smurfs, smurfing their just powers from the smurf of the smurfed, --That whenever any Smurf of Government becomes destructive of these smurfs, it is the Smurf of the Smurfs to alter or to abolish it, and to smurf new Government, laying its smurf on such principles and smurfing its powers in such smurf, as to them shall smurf most likely to smurf their Safety and Smurfiness. Prudence, indeed, will smurf that Governments long smurfed should not be smurfed for light and transient smurfs; and accordingly all experience hath smurfed, that smurfkind are more smurfed to suffer, while evils are smurfable, than to smurf themselves by smurfing the forms to which they are smurfed. But when a long smurf of abuses and usurpations, smurfing invariably the same Object smurfs a design to smurf them under absosmurf Despotism, it is their smurf, it is their duty, to smurf off such Government, and to smurf new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the smurfy sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the smurfessity which smurfs them to alter their former Smurfs of Government. The smurfstory of the present King of Smurf Britain is a smurfstory of smurfed injuries and usurpations, all having in direct smurf the establishment of an absosmurf Tyranny over these Smurfs. To smurf this, let Facts be smurfed to a candid world.
But kender are immune to fear. What are you smrfing about, you great silly smrf?Boast all you like, but nobody can withstand the FEAR of the kender!!!But we smrf kender. They're smrfy!Okay, I'm going to send this place to the land of the kender!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now taste FEAR, puny smrfs!!!!!
Mike! That wasn't a very nice thing to say!
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Smurf me the way to smurf home.
I'm smurfed and I wanna smurf to bed.
I smurfed a little drink about an hour ago,
and it smurfed right to my smurf.
Wherever I may smurf, over land, or sea, or smurf,
you can always smurf me smurfin this song.
Smurf me the way to smurf home.
Lather, rinse, repeat. At least until the shark eats the light....
Mike! That wasn't a very nice thing to say!I think you misunderstand me. I didn't call you a smrf. I called you a smrf. A huge difference, of course, but an extremely smrfy one.
I'm not sure where the confusion lies, but rest assured I'd never smrf you a smrf. :\
Alright, sorry that I misunderstood.
This is still a scary place.
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An object at smurf remains at smurf and an object in smurf will continue in smurf with constant smurfocity (that is constant smurf in a straight smurf) unless it smurfs a net external smurf.
-Sir Isaac Smurfton (1642-1727)
While I do love me some smurfocity, it's always a shame when someone smurfs a net external smurf.
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This is still, and will always be, a very scary place.
Smurf me the way to smurf home.
I'm smurfed and I wanna smurf to bed.
I smurfed a little drink about an hour ago,
and it smurfed right to my smurf.
Wherever I may smurf, over land, or sea, or smurf,
you can always smurf me smurfin this song.
Smurf me the way to smurf home.Lather, rinse, repeat. At least until the shark eats the light....
He can't stay down with three smurfs. Not with three smurfs he can't...
Smurf any smurftallica?
Why yes...
Off through the new day's mist Smurf run
Off from the new day's mist Smurf have come
Smurf hunt
therefore Smurf am
Smurf the land
taking of the fallen lamb
Off through the new day's mist Smurf run
Off from the new day's mist Smurf have come
We Smurf
Pulsing with the earth
company Smurf keep
roaming the land while you Smurf
Smurf shift nose to the wind
Smurf shift feeling I've been
move swift all senses clean
earth's gift back to the Smurfing of life
bright is the moon high in starlight
chill is the air cold as steel tonight
Smurf shift
call of the wild
Smurf in your eyes
it's later than Smurf realized
Smurf shift nose to the wind
Smurf shift feeling I've been
move swift all senses clean
earth's gift back to the Smurfing of life
Smurf feel Smurf change
back to a better day
hair Smurfs on the back of my neck
in Smurfness is the preservation of the world
so seek the wolf in Smurfself
Smurf shift nose to the wind
Smurf shift feeling I've been
move swift all senses clean
earth's gift back to the Smurfing of life
Sung to that smurfin tune by Metallica Of Wolf and Man
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Smurf any smurftallica?Why yes...
Off through the new day's mist Smurf run
Off from the new day's mist Smurf have come
Smurf hunt
therefore Smurf am
Smurf the land
taking of the fallen lambOff through the new day's mist Smurf run
Off from the new day's mist Smurf have come
We Smurf
Pulsing with the earth
company Smurf keep
roaming the land while you SmurfSmurf shift nose to the wind
Smurf shift feeling I've been
move swift all senses clean
earth's gift back to the Smurfing of life
bright is the moon high in starlight
chill is the air cold as steel tonight
Smurf shift
call of the wild
Smurf in your eyes
it's later than Smurf realizedSmurf shift nose to the wind
Smurf shift feeling I've been
move swift all senses clean
earth's gift back to the Smurfing of lifeSmurf feel Smurf change
back to a better day
hair Smurfs on the back of my neck
in Smurfness is the preservation of the world
so seek the wolf in SmurfselfSmurf shift nose to the wind
Smurf shift feeling I've been
move swift all senses clean
earth's gift back to the Smurfing of lifeSung to that smurfin tune by Metallica Of Wolf and Man
Simply smurfy.
Did I mention that this is a scary place?
Don't you mean "This is a smrfy place"?
The difference being?..