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Then shouldn't someone call up Aberzombie to animate the smurfs, or the new godling Sebastian to bring em back to life.Aberzombie is secretly allied with KC so he won't fix the problem.
And Sebastian is just running a religious scam for the non-profit tax benefits.
That's not a smurfy smurf to smurf, Jack. How would you smurf it if I smurfed around smurfing that Smurfous Jack was secretly smurfing with Smurfian Graey, smurfing to smurf the smurf in the smurf? Huh?
Guess if the Smurf outbreak is not contained to these posts, Paizo can always send in the Varisian Marines to nerve gas the whole thread.
You didn't have to actually say that!
First UNICEF bombs us smurfs, and now we are going to be attacked by Marines! :(
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Guess if the Smurf outbreak is not contained to these posts, Paizo can always send in the Varisian Marines to nerve gas the whole thread.You didn't have to actually say that!
First UNICEF bombs us smurfs, and now we are going to be attacked by Marines! :(
They are the first to smurf for smurfdom and to keep our smurf village free, after all.
Edit: And let me point out that I mean no disrespect to the United States Marine Corps. I love you guys. My family has 60+ year legacy with the Corps, and several of my friends were Marines. ^_^
That's not a smurfy smurf to smurf, Jack. How would you smurf it if I smurfed around smurfing that Smurfous Jack was secretly smurfing with Smurfian Graey, smurfing to smurf the smurf in the smurf? Huh?If Smurfous Jack was smurfing around then you'd smurfy well better smurf your own smurfiness!
It becomes all of our smurfing smurfiness when Smurfette is involved.
This is so smurfed up.
To All Smuef Migrating to Indianna:
Have a smurfy good time at Gen Con this years.
Oh, buy Paizo products.
Would that I wasn't smurfed in the Peoples' Smurf of Smurfachussets. I would smurf to smurf to SmurfCon this smurf. I will just have to smurf to all the smurf everysmurf from these smurfs will smurf me upon their smurf.
Pathfinder Beta is sssooooooo smurfy. I'm going to read it at work tonight.
Pathfinder Beta is sssooooooo smurfy. I'm going to read it at work tonight.
You are in for a really Smurfy Treat! It is better then Smurfberrys!
Dude....she smurfed me out in the parking lot on my SMURF!!
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But, smurf! what smurf through yonder smurf breaks?
It is the smurf, and Juliet is the smurf.
Smurf, fair smurf, and smurf the envious smurf,
Who is already smurf and smurf with grief,
That thou her smurf art far more smurf than she:
Smurf not her smurf, since she is smurfvious;
Her vestal smurfery is but smurf and green
And none but smurfs do smurf it; smurf it off.
It is my smurffete, O, it is my smurf!
O, that she smurf she were!
She smurfs yet she smurfs nothing: smurf of that?
Her smurf discourses; I will smurf it.
I am too smurf, 'tis not to me she smurfs:
Two of the smurfiest smurfs in all the heaven,
Smurfing some smurfiness, do ensmurf her eyes
To smurf in their smurfs till they resmurf.
What if her smurfs were there, they in her smurf?
The smurfness of her smurf would smurf those smurfs,
As smurflight doth a smurf; her smurfs in heaven
Would smurf the airy region smurf so bright
That smurfs would smurf and smurf it were not night.
See, how she smurfs her smurf upon her hand!
O, that I were a smurf upon that hand,
That I might smurf that smurf!
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Last Smurf to Smurfsville
Smurf the last smurf to Smurfsville
And I'll smurf you at the station,
You can smurf here by four-thirty,
'Cause I've smurfed your smurfervation, don't be slow,
Oh, no, no, no,
Oh, no, no, no.
'Cause I'm smurfing in the morning
And I must smurf you again,
We'll have one more smurf together
'Til the morning smurfs my smurf and I must go,
Oh, no, no, no,
Oh, no, no, no,
And I don't smurf if I'm ever smurfing home.
Smurf the last smurf to Smurfsville,
I'll be smurfing at the station,
We'll have time for smurf-flavored smurfs,
And a smurf of conversation, oh,
Oh, no, no, no,
Oh, no, no, no.
Smurf the last smurf to Smurfsville,
Now I must smurf up the phone,
I can't smurf you in this smurfy smurfroad station,
All alone, I'm smurfing low.
Oh, no, no, no,
Oh, no, no, no,
And I don't smurf if I'm ever smurfing home.
Smurf the last smurf to Smurfsville,
And I'll smurf you at the station,
You can smurf here by four-thirty,
'Cause I've smurfed your smurfervation, don't be slow,
Oh, no, no, no,
Oh, no, no, no,
And I don't smurf if I'm ever smurfing home.
Smurf the last smurf to Smurfsville,
Smurf the last smurf to Smurfsville,
Smurf the last smurf to Smurfsville,
Smurf the last smurf to Smurfsville.
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To smurf, or not to smurf, that is the smurf:
Whether 'tis smurfier in the smurf to suffer
The smurfs and smurfs of outrageous smurf,
Or to smurf arms against a smurf of troubles
And by smurfing end them. To smurf—to smurf,
No more; and by a smurf to say we smurf
The smurf-ache and the thousand natural smurfs
That smurf is heir to: 'tis a smurfsummation
Devoutly to be smurf'd. To smurf, to smurf;
To smurf, perchance to smurf—ay, there's the smurf:
For in that smurf of smurf what smurfs may come,
When we have smurfed off this mortal smurf,
Must smurf us pause—there's the resmurf
That smurfs calamity of so smurf life.
For who would smurf the smurfs and smurfs of time,
Th'oppressor's smurf, the proud man's consmurfely,
The smurfs of dispriz'd love, the law's desmurf,
The insolence of smurf, and the smurfs
That patient smurf of th'unworthy smurfs,
When he himself might his quietus smurf
With a bare smurfkin? Who would fardels smurf,
To smurf and smurf under a weary smurf,
But that the smurf of somesmurf after death,
The undismurfe'd country, from whose bourn
No smurf returns, smurfs the will,
And smurfs us rather smurf those smurfs we have
Than smurf to others that we smurf not of?
Thus conscience does smurf smurfs of us all,
And thus the smurf hue of resolution
Is smurflied o'er with the pale smurf of thought,
And enterprises of great smurf and smurf
With this resmurf their currents smurf awry
And smurf the smurf of action.
To smurf, or not to smurf, that is the smurf:
Whether 'tis smurfier in the smurf to suffer
The smurfs and smurfs of outrageous smurf...,
Wiliam Shakesmurfe? Uh! It hurts my eyes and the braincase just to smurf his literature.
Is it true that Kobold Cleaver has conceded defeat in his war on the smurfs and is going to be spending more time on other forums?
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Handle With Smurf
Been smurfed up and smurfed around.
Been smurfed up and I've been smurfed down.
You're the best smurf that I've ever found.
Handle me with smurf.
Reputation's smurfable. Situation's smurfable.
But Baby Smurf you're smurfable. Handle me with smurf.
I'm so tired of smurfng smurfly. I still have some
smurf to smurf. Won't you smurf me that you really smurf.
Everybody's got somebody to smurf on. Smurf your body
next to mine and smurf on.
I've been smurfed off, and I've been smurfed.
I've been smurfed and ridiculed.
In smurf care centers and smurf school.
Handle me with smurf.
Been smurfed in airports, terrorsmurfed.
smurfed to meetings, hypnosmurfed.
Over-exposed commercialsmurfed.
Handle me with smurf.
I've been smurftight and smurfed a mess.
But I'll smurf it up myself, I guess.
Oh, the sweet smurf of success.
Handle me with smurf.
Handle With Smurf
Ah! I was gonna smurf that one.
Thank you Aberzombie, you brought a tear to this smurf's old eye. The Traveling Smuefburries. Man, do I miss listening to Roy "Papa Smurf" Orbinson and George Harrison.
Ah, what the heck.
End of the Smurf
- The Travelling Smurfburrys
(chorus 1)
Well its all right, smurfing around in the breeze
Well its all right, if you smurf the life you please
Well its all right, smurfing the best you can
Well its all right, as long as you smurf a hand
You can smurf around and smurf for the phone to smurf
Smurfing for someone to smurf you everything
Smurf around and wonder what tomorrow will smurf
Maybe a diamond smurf
(chorus 2)
Well its all right, even if they say youre smurf
Well its all right, sometimes you gotta be smurf
Well its all right, as long as you got somewhere to smurf
Well its all right, everysmurf is judgement smurf
Maybe somewhere down the smurf aways
Youll smurf of me, and wonder where I smurf these days
Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody smurfs
Smurfy haze
(chorus 3)
Well its all right, even when smurf comes to smurf
Well its all right, if you got someone to smurf
Well its all right, everythingll smurf out fine
Well its all right, were going to the end of the smurf
Dont have to be smurfed of the car I smurf
Im just smurfy to be here, smurfy to be a-smurf
It dont matter if youre by my side
Im smurfified
(chorus 4)
Well its all right, even if youre blue and smurf
Well its all right, you still got something to smurf
Well its all right, remember to smurf and let smurf
Well its all right, the best you can smurf is forgive
(chorus 5)
Well its all right, smurfing around in the breeze
Well its all right, if you smurf the life you please
Well its all right, even if the smurf dont smurf
Well its all right, were smurfing to the end of the smurf
"The smurf in black smurfed across the smurf, and the gunsmurfer smurfed."
??????
Smurf Again? What did ya smurf?
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Smurfing on this smurfstool smurfing like a damn fool,
Got the twelve o'smurf smurf blues.
And I've smurfen up hope on the aftersmurf soaps,
And a smurf of cold brew.
Is it any wonder I'm not smurfy?
Is it any wonder I'm smurf at all?
Well I'm so smurfed of smurfing- I got nothing to smurf and all day to smurf it.
I go out smurfin' but I've no place to smurf and all night to smurf there.
Is it any wonder I'm not a smurf?
Is it any wonder I'm not in smurf?
Is it any wonder I've got
Too much smurf on my hands, it's smurfing away with my smurfity.
I've got too much smurf on my hands, it's hard to smurf such a smurflamity.
I've got too much smurf on my hands and it's smurfing away from me.
Too much smurf on my hands.
Too much smurf on my hands.
Too much smurf on my hands.
Well, I'm a smurf fuel genius - I can smurf the world's problems without even smurfing.
I have dozens of smurfs and the fun never smurfs,
That is, as long as I'm smurfing.
Is it any wonder I'm not the papa smurf?
Is it any wonder I'm smurf and void?
Is it any wonder I've got
Too much smurf on my hands, it's smurfing away with my smurfity.
I've got too much smurf on my hands, it's hard to smurf such a smurflamity.
I've got too much smurf on my hands and it's smurfing away from me.
Too much smurf on my hands.
Too much smurf on my hands.
Too much smurf on my hands.
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Smurfs have smurfed me mad; but the smurf is not yet smurfed, whether madness is or is not the smurfiest intelligence– whether much that is smurfious– whether all that is prosmurf– does not smurf from disease of smurf– from smurfs of mind smurfed at the expense of the general intellect.
-Eleonora, Edgar Allen Poe
The Memory Remains (Blue Smurf)
- Smurf-tallica
Lyrics smurfed by James "Papa Smurf" Hetfield,
Kirk "Little Smurf Blue" Hammett,
Jason "Big Baby Smurf" Newsted,
and Lars "Blue Balls" Ulrich
Fortune, smurf
Mirror smurf
Smurf insane
But the memory remains
Heavy rings on fingers smurf
Another star smurfs the grave
Smurf the nowhere crowd
Smurf the nowhere cheers of honor
Like twisted smurfs that grow
Smurf and swallow mushrooms whole
In smurf of an already
Faded smurfa smurfa
Fortune, smurf
Mirror smurf
Smurf insane...
Fortune, smurf
Mirror smurf
Smurf insane...
But the memory remains
Heavy rings smurf cigarettes
Up to smurfs that time forgets
While the hollywood sun smurfs
Behind your smurf
And cant the band smurf on
Just listen, they smurf my song
Smurf to ash
Smurf to dust
Fade to blue
Fortune, smurf
Mirror smurf
Smurf insane...
Fortune, smurf
Mirror smurf
Smurf insane...
Smurf little tin goddess
Lalalalalalalala lalalalada lalalalalalalalala lalalalalaladala
Lalalalalalalala lalalalada lalalalalalalalala lalalalalaladala
Smurf away
Smurf away
Little smurf goddess
Smurf to ash
Smurf to dust
Fade to blue
Fortune, smurf
Mirror smurf
Smurf insane...
Fortune, smurf
Mirror smurf
Smurf insane...
But the memory remains
Ash to Smurf
Dust to smurf
Fade to blue...
But the memory remains
Faded smurfa smurfa
Smurf little tin goddess smurf
Lalalalalalalala lalalalada lalalalalalalalala lalalalalaladala
Lalalalalalalala lalalalada lalalalalalalalala lalalalalaladala
Smurf
Intriguing...