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The great Smurf experiment


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Heathansson wrote:
But you are a smrf.

No, I am not! DEATH TO THE SMRFS!!!


*Cleaves evil Heathy smrf*

Liberty's Edge

You're a smuuuuuuurf.


Heathansson wrote:
You're a smuurf.

Hey, great another loophole! Thanks!

Liberty's Edge

Smurfs forever dude!


Yipe! There's another one! I've gotta call that exterminator...

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Stop smurfing to yourself Kobold Smurfer. You know you want to smurf like us.

Liberty's Edge

Just Smurf it.

Dark Archive Contributor

Aberzombie wrote:

Stop smurfing to yourself Kobold Smurfer. You know you want to smurf like us.

Don't you wish your kobold was smurf like me?


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Ahhh. To be a Smurf. Whats not to love?


Kirwyn wrote:
Ahhh. To be a Smrf. Whats not to love?

Well, mainly the fact that you're a friggin' smrf might set people off.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

From Webster's Smurftionary:

Kobold: 1. A mischievous smurfhold elf in German smurflore. 2. A gnome that smurfs undersmurf places in German smurflore.

Liberty's Edge

No smurfin' way.


From Different Dictionary:
Kobold: A cowardly creature that attacks smrfs on sight.

Dark Archive Contributor

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

From Different Dictionary:

Kobold: A cowardly creature that attacks smrfs on sight.

I can't smurf with that. He has a smurf. Kobolds are really cowardly.


Mike McArtor wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

From Different Dictionary:

Kobold: A cowardly creature that attacks smrfs on sight.
I can't smrf with that. He has a smrf. Kobolds are really cowardly.

Thank you. I rest my smrf.[url="smurf"][/url]

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

From Different Dictionary:

Kobold: A cowardly creature that attacks smrfs on sight.
I can't smrf with that. He has a smrf. Kobolds are really cowardly.
Thank you. I rest my smrf.

You should rest theirs, instead. Under tombstones.

Liberty's Edge

Kobolds really are scaredy little goons.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Poor Kobold Smurfer. I guess he can't smurf but be a smurfy little smurfette.

Liberty's Edge

Smurf an a.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Damn smurfy!

Liberty's Edge

ayyup.[url=smurf][/url]

Dark Archive

Smurf porn with no regret.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

"It was the Smurf of the Third Age of Smurfkind, ten smurfs after the Smurf-Minbari War. The Smurfylon Project was a dream given smurf. Its goal: to smurf another war by smurfing a place where smurfs and aliens could smurf out their differences smurfully. It's a smurf of call, smurf away from smurf for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs and wanderers. Smurfs and aliens smurfed in two million, five hundred thousand tons of smurfing metal .. all alone in the smurf. It can be a dangerous smurf, but it's our last, best hope for smurf. -- This is the story of the last of the Smurfylon stations. The smurf is 2258. The smurf of the place is Smurfylon 5."

- Jeffery Smurfclair

Dark Archive

Aberzombie wrote:

"It was the Smurf of the Third Age of Smurfkind, ten smurfs after the Smurf-Minbari War. The Smurfylon Project was a dream given smurf. Its goal: to smurf another war by smurfing a place where smurfs and aliens could smurf out their differences smurfully. It's a smurf of call, smurf away from smurf for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs and wanderers. Smurfs and aliens smurfed in two million, five hundred thousand tons of smurfing metal .. all alone in the smurf. It can be a dangerous smurf, but it's our last, best hope for smurf. -- This is the story of the last of the Smurfylon stations. The smurf is 2258. The smurf of the place is Smurfylon 5."

- Jeffery Smurfclair

To Smurf with ye!


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

As a smurf I will pint out that I go well with blue berries and I compliment rather than clash with my blue suede shoes.

Furthermore smurfettes make the best macadamia nut cookies and kobolds do not.

Kobolds have no cookies and spend their days toiling for "shiny good good" for Vregmma who does not make macadamia nut cookies.

Smurfs have and listen to and play smurf (surf?)guitar and kobolds merely squeek.

All of this means that smurfs are much cooler that the cookieless, barefoot, squeeking kobolds.

It is good to be a smurf.


Smurfs and kobolds should work together. Down with the oppressors!

Paizo Employee Senior Developer

Aberzombie wrote:

"It was the Smurf of the Third Age of Smurfkind, ten smurfs after the Smurf-Minbari War. The Smurfylon Project was a dream given smurf. Its goal: to smurf another war by smurfing a place where smurfs and aliens could smurf out their differences smurfully. It's a smurf of call, smurf away from smurf for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs and wanderers. Smurfs and aliens smurfed in two million, five hundred thousand tons of smurfing metal .. all alone in the smurf. It can be a dangerous smurf, but it's our last, best hope for smurf. -- This is the story of the last of the Smurfylon stations. The smurf is 2258. The smurf of the place is Smurfylon 5."

- Jeffery Smurfclair

Definitely the smurfiest intro to Smurfylon 5. You know, I just smurfed the entire series about a year or two ago, but this makes me want to smurf it all over again.

Paizo Employee Senior Developer

And I just have to say, I am so SMURFED right now about RPG Supersmurf. I can't wait to smurf the results!

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Oh smurf! I've got to smurf over to the smurf site today and smurf how many smurf hangers there. That smurfs.

Liberty's Edge

Any smurfs around here? Good. Just us smurfs.

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Tales Subscriber

Nothing like a good smurf to start the smurf.

*smurfs a smurf*


Kobold Loving Smrf wrote:
Smrfs and kobolds should work together. Down with the oppressors!

NEVER!!! Do you not know of the deep racial enmity? DESTROY THE SMRFS!!!


I'm pretty smurfin' sure there's a lot more smurfs than kobolds around these parts. (I'm just smurfin')


Pathfinder Card Game, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Why do we waste bandwith on this childish smurf?

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Only 6:00 am local smurf, and its already smurfing to be a smurfy day. Godsdamned, f$@&ing smurf tire.....

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Tales Subscriber

Abersmurf, did you get a smurf tire today? That smurfs. But smurf up! Things will get smurfy soon!


I'm hungry. Gonna get me some blue appetizers to hold me over till lunch. Now, hold still you varmints!


Tegan wrote:
I'm pretty smrfin' sure there's a lot more smrfs than kobolds around these parts. (I'm just smrfin')

Yeah, but that's only because smrfs were too lame to be a real avatar.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

"War Smurfs"

Smurfs smurfed in their masses,
just like smurfs at black masses.
Smurfy minds that smurf destruction,
Papa Smurfs of death's construction.
In the smurfs the bodies smurfing,
as the war smurf keeps smurfing.
Smurf and hatred to smurfkind,
poisoning their brainsmurfed minds...Oh smurf yeah!

Politicians smurf themselves away
They only smurfed the war
Why should they Smurf out to smurf?
They smurf that role to the poor

Time will smurf on their power smurfs
Smurfing war just for fun
Smurfing people just like smurfs in chess
Wait `till their smurfment day comes, yeah!

Now in darkness, smurf stops smurfing,
as you smurf the bodies smurfing.
No more war smurfs of the power,
hand of smurf has smurfed the hour.
Day of smurfment, god is smurfing,
on their smurfs the war smurfs smurfing.
Smurfing mercy for their sins,
Satan, smurfing, smurfs his wings...Oh smurf, yeah!

Dark Archive Contributor

Smurf!


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Aye. Smurf.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

General Smurfetary Gorbachev, if you smurf peace, if you smurf prosperity for the Soviet Smurf and Eastern Europe, if you smurf liberalization: Smurf here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, smurf this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, smurf down this wall!

Dark Archive Contributor

Aberzombie wrote:
General Smurfetary Gorbachev, if you smurf peace, if you smurf prosperity for the Soviet Smurf and Eastern Europe, if you smurf liberalization: Smurf here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, smurf this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, smurf down this wall!

Oh smurf can you smurf,

By the smurf's early smurf,
What so smurfily we smurfed,
At the smurf's last smurfing...

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Damn smurfy!

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Kobold Smurfer posted that he smurfed he'd smurfed the Smurf thread. I couldn't smurf that.

Dark Archive Contributor

Yeah, smurfin' eh!

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Tales Subscriber

Kobold Smurfer will be back. He's to smurfious to smurf away for long.

Dark Archive Contributor

Smurf!

Spoiler:

Which is Smurf for *bump*

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Damn Smurfy

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