It was his way of improving crew discipline
He was contemplating a directive involving miniskirts and
Hastily straightening their clothes and wiping the last
a doctor not a genocidal maniac!" Bones exclaimed,
Ensign Randy, grinding his bony shanks into her
doctor. She tore away and hurled herself into
with a bottle of his patented 'sexy pills'
pills and leering at the Ensign. She said,
under Scotty's kilt." Meanwhile, in engineering, Scotty's thrusting
the Enterprise to lurch into a rift in
a model with visible strings, piloted by a
with his left leg stuck in a bulkhead.
and his right leg in the toilet, which
made writing self-important blog posts difficult for
to the planet's surface since he had heard
red shirted men were often gang raped by
Klingon penal colony residents when they arrived in
velour, which Klingon males find irresitable. In other
looking for his Starfleet-issued transparent aluminum underwear
my Mom. My mom will laugh at me
of my family who are embarrassed by me."
"I'm scared of women Jim. Help me please!"
"Pull yourself together Bones!" Kirk snapped, slapping him