wanted. You see, I met a space amoeba
at a dabo bar on a Ferengi pleasure
barge circling Ventix VI. Anyway, this amoeba had
all the right moves, in all the right
places. Yuck! I'll never get that drunk and
disorderly unicellular organism off of my mind. What
in the world was I thinking? However I
think there's something.....about tribbles.....
waitress!!! Can you
Jim, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker
or a plumber, and I'm definitely not a
bricklayer, except for that one episode where I
built a house with nothing but my bare
feet, a ball of string, and two midgets.
these days tachyons are involved in building everything.
In fact, Kirk's house on Earth was built
in the future, and went faster than light
beer through a fraternity house. In fact, his
mother was reported to have said that his
school days were more like an ancient Roman
bathhouse -- quiet, humid, and smelly like shit. Suddenly,
Spock and Chekov burst onto the scene with
Sulu swatting them in the ass with a
riding crop made of Horta skin. Geeyap! The
helmsman yelled, over and over again, as the
two other bridge crew members shreiked like girls
at a Miley Cyrus concert. "That is most
disturbing sight since we visited Hermaphrodon 6." Kirk
said with a smirk. "However we should try
not to interfere in this primitive social event,
as. it. will. help. our. crew. to. bond!
This hot babe came up to Kirk and
said "Take what you want my Captain." So
I can deduct the losses on my taxes.
"I.....really should.....quitbeingsucha tax....dodger,...since...I
have... a new movie... opening soon." Kirk flipped
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his toupee onto his head and squuezed into
his old uniform, ready and willing to get
get wet. He giggled. "Only I know what
it takes to get some kind of alien
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to violate the prime directive. Prepare the shuttlecraft
for a tailgate party. The klingon football game
is in the last quarter, and I don't
the Orion Pirates are in for the comeback.
Someone in a red-shirt died, his name was
...damn, I can't remember what his name was.
He did work at Target before joining Starfleet.
The day the redshirts filed a class action
Wrongful Death and Painful Dismemberment Lawsuit against numerous
subsidiaries and Hasbro, was when Kirk decided he
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