"I'd like him to steer MY helm!" Unfortunately,
that would mean a dismissal from Starfleet, under
a rarely known clause that will not be
bandied about, but nicknamed "don't steer don't helm."
Suddenly, phaser fire off the port bow threatened
the clean state of Riker’s standard issue undergarments
No time to change now! he thought, grabbing
Deanna inappropriately, fearful that his life might be
over without getting a little Betazoid before he
bit the dust. Luckily, Troi was in a
chainmail bikini after an awkward holodeck incident with
Regineld Barclay involving a faulty phaser and two
burly eunuchs. “Not now Will, someone on the
holodeck stole my underwear, and I don't feel
Like playing house with you this evening." Then
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Wesley returned fire without orders. "Dammit, boy, what
kind of aiming is that? You should fire
that in privacy. Put it back in your
dream journal and get off my bridge!" yelled
Picard, having emerged from the “ready room” (toilet)
in time to see Wesley fire his phasers
point blank into the face of a ferengi
cadet. "That'll cost you some gold-pressed Lattinum!
", spewed the cadet! "My father is very well
connected, and he has brass ears. He'll show
you delights you had not dreamed existed, assuming
you have spent your entire life in a
Klingon Hoochie Bar on Spankus III, drinking Nausicaan
daggers through a hole in your heart." Picard gagged,
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as his heart misfired briefly. "Forgive the boy
his awkward prepubescence, we should pity him because
he has been brainwashed into believing that Romulans
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and dingos ate his baby brother." Wesley lowered
the shields, because of the hypnotic suggestion planted
hard and heavy, like a Kiss boot to
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to his scrawny nape. A shadowy figure materialized
to the left of Kirk as he sat
on Sulu's lap; he had just been blown
about by a phaser set to "fan", losing
his balance, gyrating like an overstuffed action figure
while the hidden film crew shook their cameras.
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In sickbay, McCoy sought safety in Chapel's breasts
after accidentally seeing Spock mind meld a tribble.
Meanwhile, in Engineering, the dilithium crystals were turning
a delightful shade of vermillion as Scotty attempted
to power his lawn mower with the ship's
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grass/antigrass converter. The Enterprise careened wildly before
Sulu managed to regain the helm. “I just
recieved a message from Starfleet.", said Uhura. "They
say Abba's immortal brains are playing a concert
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