and casual veiwers alike. The event was then
errated in a later supplement to Warp 1.13.
The Borg, on the other hand, were determined
to find out how Scotty survived while wearing
Ensign Rand's uniform. "Scotty, why didn't you tell
the computer you got the wrong uniform?" said
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Scotty to himself. "Do you enjoy wearing miniskirts
because they remind you of a kilt?" Later,
when Scotty got a run in his hose,
he repaired it by reconfiguring the inorganic matrix
to an antimatter conversion pulse, thus fixing the
warp core and saving the doomed planet of
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Vulcan, their logic having reduced them to utter
savagery, with their eight track tapes and their
feathered hair and other relics from the 1980s.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the dark depths of the
Starfleet headquarters, some mysterious alien was preparing to
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make a guest appearance for the first time.
Unfortunately, he got cut from the script because
he looked like a guy wearing a plastic
frisbee on his forehead. This look was about
twice as bad as usual. That unfortunately shaped
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brow incensed Worf. "Do you mock me, petulent
frisbee-headed alien? I'll rip that stupid browridge
right off and bake a pie in it!",
Worf was as good as his word, and
admitted he was horrible at baking pies, but
he was going to give it the old
"Klingon Try" and set his phasers to "bake".
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"Alexander assist me immediately! I will show you
the best way to bake a pie", as
the laws of gravity began to break down.
Fortunately, after two hours of technobabble, the problem
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continued into a third episode, wherein Captain Picard
politely asked the laws of physics to kindly
start letting magic work instead, so he could
go relax and drink some Earl Grey Tea.
Q delightfully granted his request, for no reason.
Q then gave Picard's cup of tea sentience,
and it proceeded to engulf him and drain
away Picard's energy. Fortunately, Picard's shirt was very
red, a color which the Tea Ooze found
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repulsive, releasing Picard from his clutches. "Number One,
please freshen my tea. It's about time you
stopped spiking my tea with Romulan ale. It
is gonna make my Earl Grey Blue! Music
is my life, along with tea, and being
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a role model for bald men. Now, engage
Warp factor 6 toward Deep Space 9." Ryker
then watched the helmsman plot the course, thinking
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