Spock pondered the energy needed to sustain its
level of scenery chewing is more than a
being from the Q continuum could project from
his eyes, ears, or nose. The Borg, however
knew that the only way they could eliminate
a large ego was with a mirror. So,
after several cubes disintegrated from sheer ego, they
Lured Wesley near mirrors using a Black Lotus
blossom, whose scent draws hams to it like
William Shatner is drawn to really bad toupées!
"Must...save...Spock!" enunciated Kirk. Meanwhile, that weirdo
Wesley let out a soul rending screech upon
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discovering a zit just days before the prom.
With Wesley neutralized, the Borg then proceeded to
bombard the earth with bad a.m. talk radio
Locutus Limbaugh headed up the Borg's programming, pontificating
on the Klingon Liberals choice of Emperor, who
advocated free Rokeg Blood Pies and Bloodwine to
placate 'Big Blood'. The leader of 'Klingons Against
Going Around Conquering P'tak Type People All The
Time, Because, After All, We Can't Only Fight
We Need To Spend Time Polishing Our Bat'leths
Or They Will Rust', or their acronym, which
was too long to fit on a banner.
They had flowers planted in their brow ridges.
Anyway, back on the Enterprise, McCoy was going
around telling everyone that he was "a doctor,
not a miracle worker!" Then Kirk reminded him
that, after the incident on Sigma 19, he
was indeed a miracle worker, at least if
the claims of that crazed medicineman have any
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validity. He swore he saw McCoy reanimate eighteen
dead tribbles, then command the creatures to swarm
all over his assistant. The only proof was
a scrap of uniform with some green goop
the shade of an Orion slave girl. That
McCoy insisted the described events had not happened
because the goo wasn't green; it was the
pointy-eared hobgoblin who practiced this tribble necromancy.
This lead the shaman to call Spock a
cab, because he didn't want the Vulcan to
walk all the way back to the shuttle.
When the Vulcan got in the cab, a
guy calling himself Korben Dallas was behind
him, telling him that this was his cab,
so Spock gave him the infamous "Vulcan Nerve
massage" which pissed off Lelu who was certain
that this scene would have a "happy ending".
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"Commence Omega 13," barked Janeway. "Happy ending. Schmending!"
Voyager accelerated to Warp 113, annoying series purists
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