Vark! Shazam! Weapon! Calamity! Ooo! Sirens! Yow! Snarf! The Regulars Are Coming! The Regulars Are Coming!

[Generic Dwarf #112]

And a dwarven brigade of bagpipers!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Typical! Dwarves really are so loud it's actually possible for anyone (not just elves) to shoot them in the dark.

[KenderKin]

Dwarven bagpiper is actually a slang term for dwarves who decorate cakes.

[1d4 Goblin Babies]

Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra wrote:

Not unless you can out-parp 76 (fairy) trombones, AT THE BIG PARADE.

Parp? Parp! PARP! Moum I can roun arcoss the parp. I can do it. I CAN DO IT! I CAN GO TO THE PARPY!!!

[Generic Dwarf #112]

1d4 Goblin Babies wrote:

Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra wrote:

Not unless you can out-parp 76 (fairy) trombones, AT THE BIG PARADE.

Parp? Parp! PARP! Moum I can roun arcoss the parp. I can do it. I CAN DO IT! I CAN GO TO THE PARPY!!!

Not until you determine how many goblin babies there actually are you can't!

[Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra]

1d4 Goblin Babies wrote:

Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra wrote:

Not unless you can out-parp 76 (fairy) trombones, AT THE BIG PARADE.

Parp? Parp! PARP! Moum I can roun arcoss the parp. I can do it. I CAN DO IT! I CAN GO TO THE PARPY!!!

Yes, 1d4 ⇒ 4 pickle-flavoured cupcakes, you can. Yes, you can.

PAPAPA PA-PA-PA-PAAAA!!!!

[Postocles, Thread Necromancer]

I'm going to Animate Thread again because I can.