Okay, here are the rules: None of the words can really be words. They have to be slang or nonsense, like Dr. Seuss. Although words like 'the', 'a', and... Well, 'and' are allowed. And it is preferably rhymed.
The Gorbaltooth clobbed
anginuously frob dinglehooby
Glappling Gleppy Mage (waht? if the spell-checkers don't allow it, that's good enough for me!)
Slurpshe Snoob Gooch
zug zug, WAkaaaaaaaah!
Kreegah! Tarzan bundolo.
Ize ain't gonna
Noobies prolly schizzit
Overexuberancely Hugrential Beplorbyus
Dizza frabba dooo
the grognard shnooed
Sploooorrrrtch blaaaaaaarrrrrrph zuuuuuuuurrrrrrph
pffff zzzzzz sheeeIte
inz mes mooth
squeld bana doopwo
stabacadabra! stabacadabra! stabacadabra!
stabacadabra! stabacadabra! stabacadabra!