Last one to post wins

[Wylliam Harrison]

And overly ambitious.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Look everyone! A dodo bird from Mauritius! :-)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

It like fishes 'cause they're so delicious!

[Waterhammer]

Well, I think ya'll must be 'bout ready for the FINAL POST!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

From Poog!!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

*Gasp*

Is it true?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

It sure is: I've finally won! Who'd have thought?

[Molten Dragon]

Yes. No! Wait, maybe.

[Old Doc Flumph]

Come on. Its been over 5 hours. Time for someone else to win.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

If your Win lasts more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Is true, but Poog never affected.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Really? That's something you might want to rethink.

[Captain Spalding]

I claim this win in the name of the Almighty, for myself.

[Wylliam Harrison]

Was that supposed to be a joke?

[The Smirking Camel]

*Spit*
*Smirk*

<----- Winning!

[Spiney Norman]

Dinsdale...

[Snow White's Mother]

Off with their heads.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

This ain't wonderland, dearie! Still, I could always obtain a few more additions for my skull collection.

[Snow White's Mother]

Why does that upstart queen always get credit for saying that.
WE ROYALS have been saying it for centuries.

[Spiney Norman]

Dinsdale...!

[Molten Dragon]

::muted trombone warble::

[Bill the Gerbil]

Spiney Norman wrote:

Dinsdale...!

Squeak!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Spiney Norman wrote:

Dinsdale...!

Wensleydale?

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

So, you've heard of the infamous Wensleydale family as well? Good, because they have committed many a grievous crime and must be brought to justice!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Really? I only thought they were guilty of saying they had cheese to sell when they didn't have any cheese at all.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*strangles shinerun12 with a giant doughnut*

[Scrumptious Lich]

Sir Spam-A-Lot, keep your mouth shut!

*hands over a cup o'lich-i tea to I'm Hiding in Your Closet*
Bless you and your doughnut!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

*Peers over Scrumptious Lich's shoulder.*

Glory to Urgathoa till the bitter end, hey?

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Guess what shinerun..you've been reported.

To the lowest layer with you, expect a banhammer to whack you soon.

[Snow White's Mother]

Isn't that where you reside?

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I rarely go down there.

There's this torture cavern, where there's my employees doing an amazing job with everlasting punishment.

Why would i bother to spend so much time, when i can wreak havoc and chaos up here?

Don't you have apples to poison?

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Ouch! You really ARE a mean, little devil. Aren't you? ;-)

[The Fiend Fantastic]

You have no idea of the devious things that my mind can fabricate. ;)

One would make even JigSaw go 'ooh >.o', but don't worry, it's not instant death.

Punishing the mortal sinners comes much faster than the holier-than-thou paladins. So there's no shortage on test subjects.

*Cue evil sound effects and smell of sulfur*

[Snow White's Mother]

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Don't you have apples to poison?

Working on a new spell. This one will let me poison all the apples on a tree.

Having partial success at the moment. Only 1 out of 10 apples come out poisoned.

While disappointed with the success rate, I am enjoying watching the trees play their version of Russian Roulette.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

That's nothing, I can turn pineapples into atomic weapons!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Since when DIDN'T you turn ANYTHING into atomic weapons?!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I think I gave up atomic explosions for Yom Kippur once, just for a chance of pace....

[Molten Dragon]

Yes but it was always at the back of your mind. Always thinking about it, your mind ever bent on it. Consuming you like a rat trapped in your skull. Am I close?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

No, that was just Glimpy the spelunking gnome - my mind's pretty labyrinthine, I thought I'd let him wander around the place for a while as a true test of his skills.

[Molten Dragon]

Good thing it wasn't Gorab the spelunking minotaur. That would be painful...

[Gruumash .]

A the sweet smell of my victory.

[Schism]

Since when does your puke smell sweet?

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Nuh-uh, orc plunderer.

[John the Rat]

Squeak!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Torag's hammer!

[Lemoncherry Candyapple]

Honestly, I am just waiting for a Paizo employee to declare themselves the winner. How hilarious would that be?

[The Fiend Fantastic]

3 gold says it's Cosmo who does.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*Takes big bite out of Lemoncherry Candyapple* WOOOOOCKAWOCKAWOCKA...!