8 Word "Star Wars" Themed Word Game

[Heathansson]

in a red velvet teddy named Greedy Greeb.

[Kruelaid]

Who would have know Greedo was going to

[Heathansson]

shoot first? Greedy Greeb sure didn't. She was

[Kruelaid]

just the person who would know Greedo's sexual

[Heathansson]

interests went from the odd to the downright

[flash_cxxi]

quizzical! Greeedo wound up getting himself into a

[Patrick Curtin]

rather disreputable-smelling chicken costume that he found

[Heathansson]

in the smugglers hatch of his ship: The

[Tensor]

Pleasure Myself Alone Room. He hoped nobody heard

[Patrick Curtin]

how much he panted as he struggled with

[Aberzombie]

the cellophane wrapping which had been used to

[Heathansson]

smuggle people in stasis before carbonite dipping was

[Aberzombie]

in vogue. Desperately, he then tried to use

[Tensor]

an electrical chord, tinfoil, and long strip of

[Patrick Curtin]

plastic wrap to disguise himself as Mel Gibson

[Tensor]

It worked. Now, the leather bar studs gyrated

[Aberzombie]

fiercely, but that wasn't going to stop him

[Heathansson]

from pulling out his blaster and busting a

[Aberzombie]

move on some wretched hive of scum and

[Heathansson]

taking all their bank, giving it to Jabba,

[Aberzombie]

then jumping down into a pit filled with

[Patrick Curtin]

snakes. "Why'd it hafta be snakes?" Han wondered,

[Aberzombie]

"And why do I dislike them so." Leia

[Patrick Curtin]

was getting all worked up over Luke, unfortunately

[Aberzombie]

they were related, and so their unrequited feelings

[flash_cxxi]

bubbled up into a mass of sexual tension

[Patrick Curtin]

laced with the taboo of princess-on-farmhand

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Hot midichlorian-fueled lust in the Tatooinian sands

[Aberzombie]

surrounded by endless fields of bantha poodoo. Mos

[Heathansson]

Buford, where the good old boys went to

[Aberzombie]

pretend they were hanging with wretched scum and

[Heathansson]

some of those big-headed musician guys with

[Aberzombie]

the funky musical instruments and cool outfits. Han

[Tensor]

loosened his blaster in its holster, then turned

[Patrick Curtin]

to Luke. "Kid," he said in a gruff

[Aberzombie]

manner, "I've flown from one end of this

[Heathansson]

driveway to the other. I'm a very good

[Aberzombie]

driver, but Judge Tarkin is on, and I

[Patrick Curtin]

wanna catch this episode. It's called "The Jawa

[Crimson Jester]

cannibal strip club" where the sith left great

[Patrick Curtin]

tips, but a sandperson stole them from the

[Mothman]

jar and used them to fund a Bantha

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

circumcision ceremony. They would hire the Cantina Band

[Patrick Curtin]

to play Greensleeves while the bris commenced. Banthas

[Aberzombie]

were led in on chains by Sand People

[Mothman]

who took sadistic pleasure in these ceremonies. Meanwhile

[Tensor]

R2D2 had discovered a hole in the wall

[Heathansson]

that led to a secret jawa control room

[Aberzombie]

where the creepy little scavengers held grand parties

[Tensor]

and drank camel spit. R2D2 into the narrow