8 Word "Star Wars" Themed Word Game

[firbolg]

...facepainted hopping sith upstaging all that CGI, but...

[Sir Kaikillah]

will Mary cosmetics and lightsabers be enough to...

[Sir Kaikillah]

take over the galaxy? How will the jedi...

[Kruelaid]

overcome? Face it, all the make-up in the

[Sir Kaikillah]

Galaxy, is insignificant to the power of the...

[waltero]

small moon up ahead. Wait... that's no moon!

[Heathansson]

That's a blackhead. No way that's a blackhead,

[GreatNPowerfulAahz]

hard to see the darkside is... behind you!

[Heathansson]

Meanwhile, C3P0 was getting ready for a massage

[waltero]

"Oh, dear. What if the masseuse breaks protocol?"

[Heathansson]

The masseusse, an ephont mon named Bob the

[Cosmo]

Builder, realized then he was in the wrong...

[Heathansson]

cantina. Three drunk rhodians were ambling up to

[Sir Kaikillah]

Bob the Builder, and belched we don't like...

[Heathansson]

you. Our friends don't like you either. Neither

[Heathansson]

does the weirdo over there with the wolf

[Heathansson]

mask on. The big preying mantis likes you,

[drunken_nomad]

but, now IG-88 is calling for an oilchange

[Kruelaid]

because he fouled himself after his motivator blew.

[Heathansson]

"Sorry, we only do landspeeders," said the jawa

[Sir Kaikillah]

IG-88 said,"Beep, boop, tweep", then blasted the...

[Heathansson]

jawa in the head. The puny humanoid twitched

[Vattnisse]

as tusken raiders fed him to their bantha

[Heathansson]

since he was a little too gamey for

[Kruelaid]

the tusken raider dinner table. Suddenly, Luke Skywalker's

[Tobus Neth]

cousin Jethro Sansyfleas was found dead in a

[Kruelaid]

gutted astro droid. Jethro's member was stuffed into

[Vattnisse]

his ear, indicating that the Gungan Mafia was

[Sir Kaikillah]

pissed, "where is meesa money beeatches!" exclaimed, Boss..,

[Sir Kaikillah]

Noss, "You sah is in big trouble!" Then...,

[Heathansson]

he turned to Jar Jar "Aspirins" who they

[Tobus Neth]

would only deal with Snaggletooth, a drug bounty

[Kobold Catgirl]

that would battle with light sabers that had

[Heathansson]

fuzzy dice hanging off the ends. Yoda was

[drunken_nomad]

too busy fighting a droid for granola bars

[Heathansson]

and light sticks. "Away put your stungun, I

[drunken_nomad]

harm no you mean...wait...what's IN those

[Heathansson]

granola sticks? Wasted I am feeling. I feel

[drunken_nomad]

like a Daggit, but of this world, they

[Heathansson]

exist....do not. Why humans there are but

[Tobus Neth]

weak and made of matter great not. Yoda

[drunken_nomad]

, green like frog, he is. Do or do

[Heathansson]

not, try a damn thing never did. Size

[Tobus Neth]

matters not to some, but to a lot

[drunken_nomad]

important, so the ladies tell me. Alas, green

[Heathansson]

not easy it is, being. Kermit, sung you

[Tobus Neth]

of the jedi immortal from the Rannos Dalv

[Heathansson]

in the Muppet Treasure Island movie? Seen it,

[Kobold Catgirl]

and Bengimina came to battle Long John Silver,

[Heathansson]

who had a blaster hidden in his leg.