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A wise man once told me "Use Gameshark, all games then become winnable."
Also, I'm not thinking right now, so you can leave a message after the tone. If you hear the tone, perhaps you should visit a doctor. No, not that kind of doctor. The kind that help you when you are hearing things that aren't really there. Have you ever noticed that when the voices tell you to do bad things, its schizophrenia, but if they tell you to do good things its a concience? Could you imagine if the voices were telling you "thank the man" instead of "burn burn burn." Man, Do you realize what happens when you burn toast? It turns out horrible. All that black stuff, and not one scrap of it is a ninja. Thats dissapointing. Have you ever realized that if its bad its dissapointing, but no one ever tells you that it is apointing? That is, of course, unless you have an apointment for a doctor or something. No, not that kind of doctor. Why would a man with a PhD in buisness want you to make an appointment? Well, there is the fact that someone would want a proffesional lawyer to do proffesional lawyer stuff, but that doesn't exuse my point.
What was my point again? Maybe it was actually a point, like on a spear or on a pencil. I suck at using pencils. They always break underneath my girth and I can never write fast enough to put down what I'm thinking. And the erasers always either break off or don't even work at all. They make a large smudge and don't even erase the letters. Why do keyboards have uppercase letter on them instead of lowercase letters? Because someone's voice in their head, probably their concience, said "Hey, put them in caps." and the man said "No, thats stupid. It'll make people want to hold the shift key down too much." and the voice said "Why not add capslock?" and the man said "Good idea. Glad I thought of it." unfortunately, the voice inside the man's head probably sued him for everything he owned. You know, he probably made an appointment for that. And maybe even for a doctor afterwards. He probably couldn't afford it, though. Stupid concience.
You know what else is stupid? Subway. The make the perfect sandwitch that I specifically came there for and what do they do? Wrap it up once, wrap it up again, wrap it up a third time, for the big ones, and then put it in a bag! And have you noticed that most of the good footlongs aren't even $5? Why bother with the commercial, then. They haven't shown it in a while, though. Who's they anyway? Whoever they are, they always have control.
I think I'll leave everyone hanging off at that. Wow, that was a long post. Only mentioned games at the top...
...Dangit. I lost.
zylphryx
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dang it ... I actually forgot about this one and then rolled over the thread title and lost!!!
<shakes fist>
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I didn't know any of it.
And then... I knew... and LOST !
Nothing will ever be the same.
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zylphryx
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<shakes fist at recent posters for bumping the thread and reminding of the game.>
<shakes fist a himself for doing the same to others ...>
