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Doesn't the Mag go through Editing????


Dragon and Dungeon Transition Discussion

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Osirion RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

flash_cxxi wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Mothman wrote:
It didn't, but if you post like four more times after this post it will. EDIT: Ok, I mean three times after this post.
You mean...
Sort of...

Like This?


flash_cxxi wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Mothman wrote:
It didn't, but if you post like four more times after this post it will. EDIT: Ok, I mean three times after this post.
You mean...
Sort of...
Like This?

YOU IS MASTER! I AM BUT APPRENTICE!

Andoran

I just spent the last hour reading this post. I watched it go from a flame war/troll slaying to some sort of after hours beat poetry back room speakeasy kinda thing. You have made my head hurt like the penultimate hangover, but in a good way. :) Thanks for the laughs!


This is the penultimate time I'll say this, "Bring back Wil Saves!"

El Skootro


16. For behold, and in that day there shall be those who shout from the tops of the hills for balls and there shall be others who cry from the desert, seeking bowls; and behold, it shall come to pass that the balls and the bowls shall come together and shall be as one, unless there shall be two or three, in the which there shall be a penultimacy of balls and bowls.

17. And Lo, and in that day shall come a man.

18. And Lo, there shall be great weepings and wailings and gnashings of teeth. And behold, it shall be said "guh-nashings" for there shall be those who do not edit the spoken word.

19. For the spoken word may not be edited without great and powerful devices. But lo, the written words shall be edited and great marks shall be placed upon the scrolls signifying nothing.

20. And there shall come a day when this man who shall come shall question those who place marks upon the scrolls. And he shall question them as if it were to bring him eternal suffering. And this man who shall question shall call forth the wrath of heaven upon the heads of those who shall place marks upon the scrolls.

21. And behold, the day shall come when the fires of the great and terrible dragon shall be called down and devour the scrolls.

22. And the suffering of the man shall be for naught.

23. And yet the cry will still go forth, "O! Bring me my bowls. And Lo! I shall receive my balls in my hands, and the three shall be made twain." And there shall be wailing and gnashing.

24. And the poet shall crawl forth from the dust and shall bring with him animals and beasts of all description. And the beasts shall be set upon the man and his balls and his bowls.

25. And in that day there shall be those who shall say the last shall be second to last and the second to last shall be next to last and the next to last shall be first and the first shall be ultimate and the last being second to last shall not be penultimate but being next to last shall be penultimate.

26. For behold, and in that day shall come peace, but the balls and bowls shall remain in darkness, for no man knoweth the meaning of this thing.


Phil. L wrote:

I think I'm in love with Mr. Xyzz. He writes like a really cheesy DC super villain and has an avatar to match.

Why does this thread exist? Why do any of us exist?

And that's about as existential as I'm gonna get...

Your honesty and kindness are exceeded only by your intuitive genius, Phil. L. On the day when sons go dim and the sun itself outlives the father, then shall you ascend the inverted pyramid of Zarn and give instruction to mankind's huddled remainder.


Vicious One wrote:


iPhone and apple stock nearing the $200 mark-2 more signs of the impending Omega Culmination....oh yeah, and the increasingly frequent births of 2-headed walruses...with great cleave as a free feat....coocoocachoo

And so the jackals turn their narrow heads to the sky, aware, even in their animal logic, that something is coming. This is the wisdom of jackals. Watch them for the time, but trust not the direction of their futile scampering. The Omega Culmination must be faced, for better or worse.


Mr. Xyzzyggr wrote:
Vicious One wrote:


iPhone and apple stock nearing the $200 mark-2 more signs of the impending Omega Culmination....oh yeah, and the increasingly frequent births of 2-headed walruses...with great cleave as a free feat....coocoocachoo
And so the jackals turn their narrow heads to the sky, aware, even in their animal logic, that something is coming. This is the wisdom of jackals. Watch them for the time, but trust not the direction of their futile scampering. The Omega Culmination must be faced, for better or worse.

Nice Jackals. Down boy!

Osirion

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Cards, Maps Subscriber
MaxSlasher26 wrote:


But now that I've surpassed him I feel so dirty. Like I have no meaning in life beyond sitting here and spamming this thread until we have nine pages.

As you should...

Andoran

Mr. Xyzzyggr wrote:
Vicious One wrote:


iPhone and apple stock nearing the $200 mark-2 more signs of the impending Omega Culmination....oh yeah, and the increasingly frequent births of 2-headed walruses...with great cleave as a free feat....coocoocachoo
And so the jackals turn their narrow heads to the sky, aware, even in their animal logic, that something is coming. This is the wisdom of jackals. Watch them for the time, but trust not the direction of their futile scampering. The Omega Culmination must be faced, for better or worse.

Do their tongues taste the coming fruit on the air,

As Surtr finishes that sword?


Heathansson wrote:


Do their tongues taste the coming fruit on the air,
As Surtr finishes that sword?

All eschatologies share the same root, though their poetic leaves are as varied and fantastic as the rainboll weevil cloudswarms of Privilon Four.

Your Surtr is fashioning something.

Andoran

And the wolf that comes to devour the sky?


Heathansson wrote:
And the wolf that comes to devour the sky?

Fenrir is the photo negative of the order of things. He is a fruitfly in the gloaming, lost and late but too invisble to ask directions home.

Andoran

(lol) He's so macho, he wouldn't pull over to ask directions anyhow. Just buy some moonpies to eat.


I mean to say, those and that which play command performers on that day will step onstage for the first time, having never had a lesson or been given a script. A colossal lupine may just wind up being a man who is a complete letch. Anything is possible.

Keep your minds blank and prepare for your crucial performance.

Take your places.


Mr. Xyzzyggr wrote:
Take your places.

My place is as it ever was and will be, third in line.


It begins.

Andoran

Waiting, in queue, in Albuquerque, for....

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Heathansson wrote:
And the wolf that comes to devour the sky?

...on a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

Andoran

Maybe tulips.

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Heathansson wrote:
Maybe tulips.

No no no...you misunderstood me. It's your throat I wanted. Not your lips.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Heath knows his Meatloaf. I recall he's a fan of Paradise By the Dashboard Lights.

You Took the Words Right Out Of My Mouth

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Will he offer me his mouth? Yes! Will he offer me his teeth? Yes!
Will he offer me his jaws? Yes! Will he offer me his hunger? Yes!
Again, will he offer me his hunger? Yes! And will he starve without me? Yes!
And does he love me? Yes!
Yes! On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Yes! I bet you say that to all the boys

It was a hot summer ni-ight and the bea-each was burnin'
There was fog crawlin' over the sa-and
Oh when I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turnin'
I see the shootin' stars fallin' through your tremblin' hands

While you were lickin' your lips and your lipstick shinin'
I was dyin' just to ask for a taste
Oh we were lyin' together in a si-ilver linin' by the light of the moon
You know there's not another moment, not another moment
Not another moment to waste

Oh well, you hold me so close that my knees grow weak
But my soul is flyin' high above the ground
I'm tryin' to speak but no matter what I do
I just can't seem to make any sound

And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh, it must have been while you were kissin' me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh and I swear it's true, I was just about to say-ay I love you (lo-ove you)
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh it must have been while you were kissin' me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh and I swear it's true, I was just about to say-ay I love you (lo-ove you)

Now my body is shakin' like a wave on the water
And I guess that I'm beginnin' to grin
Oh, we're

Andoran

I couldn't remember where I heard it before. I was thinking about that Batman/Joker thing "have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?"

Andoran

Then there was this dog that bit my leg so deep I could see my damn tibia bone. I never seen one of my bones before besides my teeth, I don't reckon. Didn't hurt so bad as I would'a' thought it would. Hell, I walked around right and proper afterward, unlike when I broke my toe.

True story.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Heathansson wrote:
I couldn't remember where I heard it before. I was thinking about that Batman/Joker thing "have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?"

That was the first thing to flicker across my mind as well.

Andoran

I liked when that lady used to be married or something to Mick Jagger, says to Jack, "you look faaahne." And he looks at her all hungover like and says, "....who asked you?"

Osirion RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

The Thread Bumper wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Mothman wrote:
It didn't, but if you post like four more times after this post it will. EDIT: Ok, I mean three times after this post.
You mean...
Sort of...
Like This?
YOU IS MASTER! I AM BUT APPRENTICE!

Yea and verily doth thou prostate thyself before thy Master and bask in his Glory.

Your day will come Grasshopper.
=)

Osirion

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Cards, Maps Subscriber
The Jade wrote:

Heath knows his Meatloaf. I recall he's a fan of Paradise By the Dashboard Lights.

You Took the Words Right Out Of My Mouth

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Will he offer me his mouth? Yes! Will he offer me his teeth? Yes!
Will he offer me his jaws? Yes! Will he offer me his hunger? Yes!
Again, will he offer me his hunger? Yes! And will he starve without me? Yes!
And does he love me? Yes!
Yes! On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Yes! I bet you say that to all the boys

It was a hot summer ni-ight and the bea-each was burnin'
There was fog crawlin' over the sa-and
Oh when I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turnin'
I see the shootin' stars fallin' through your tremblin' hands

While you were lickin' your lips and your lipstick shinin'
I was dyin' just to ask for a taste
Oh we were lyin' together in a si-ilver linin' by the light of the moon
You know there's not another moment, not another moment
Not another moment to waste

Oh well, you hold me so close that my knees grow weak
But my soul is flyin' high above the ground
I'm tryin' to speak but no matter what I do
I just can't seem to make any sound

And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh, it must have been while you were kissin' me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh and I swear it's true, I was just about to say-ay I love you (lo-ove you)
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh it must have been while you were kissin' me
You took the words right out of my mouth
Oh and I swear it's true, I was just about to say-ay I love you (lo-ove you)

Now my body is shakin' like a wave on the water
And I guess that I'm beginnin' to grin
Oh, we're

Thanks for the long post. Needed some meat for this one...

Osirion

Heathansson wrote:
Waiting, in queue, in Albuquerque, for....

Albuquerque? Were you the guy that gave Bugs bad directions?

Andoran

Hey, I told him to go right. If he went left like he wanted to, whad he ast me for?


flash_cxxi wrote:

Yea and verily doth thou prostate thyself before thy Master and bask in his Glory.

Your day will come Grasshopper.
=)

PROSTATE? I IS GOLEM! WE HAVE NO PROSTATE!


flash_cxxi wrote:
Yea and verily doth thou prostate thyself before thy Master and bask in his Glory.

One could get sued for that! Methinks you meant prostrate :)


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Tatterdemalion wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
THANXS PAIZO!!!
Sorry, but the penultimate letter in the penultimate word of that sentence is incorrect.

Quite clever, Tat.


hehe am a meatloaf fan also, the first time I heard that song I knew there was something I was missing in life, but I was gonna find it. A lot of his songs are like that, but man does he have one messed up life. I once saw him let someone run the front tire of a vw bug over his head on a bet; seriously, like who would do that; I think most of us have that thing in our head that says, hey, driving a car over my head is a bad idea.

and no; I dont think the mag is really edited either btw, but my threads about it over a year ago just got the, it is a question of style response.

Osirion RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Tatterdemalion wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Yea and verily doth thou prostate thyself before thy Master and bask in his Glory.
One could get sued for that! Methinks you meant prostrate :)

...and that's what happens when you don't Preview before hitting Submit Post =(

EDIT: Or even just re-read it before =(


Hmm...we're still far from 10 pages.


Or are we a mere three pages from the court of paradise? The knowing is in the doing. The waste is in the ruing.

Andoran

court...of paradise. Of course that's it!!!


WE ARE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO PAGE 10! BUMP!


WITH TEXT OF SUCH AN ENORMOUS SIZE AND ENGAGED CAPS LOCK, PAGE 10 WILL COME IN NO TIME! BUMP!

Andoran

Calm down, we are on the penultimate page, just 2 more to go


Dragonmann wrote:
Calm down, we are on the penultimate page, just 2 more to go

Silence, you fool! Penultimate confuses poor Thread Bumper. He doesn't even realize this is what this thread is about. He thinks it's about rainbows and unicorns.

I tried to explain it to him with that marvelous balls and bowls trick...but he just ate the balls and bowls.


THREAD NOT ABOUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS?

ME WHOLE WORD SHATTERED! RAMPAGE! BUMP! RAMPAGE! BUMP RAMPAGE!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


*sigh*

He's probably off smashing some old folk's home again. And then I'll have to fill out all that paperwork again.

Apparently people who dump their elders in old folk's homes have love somewhere in between "dump you at a home" and "don't want you to be smashed by a rampaging messageboard thread-bumping golem".

Cheliax Contributor

Oh Thread Bumper, you've brought us so close to page 10, yet...

Cheliax Contributor

...we are not...

Cheliax Contributor

...quite there...

Cheliax Contributor

...yet...

(Man, this sucks. Where's that dang break?)


HA HA! You suck!

Cheliax Contributor

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