I doubt it will be nearly as "compelling" as some of the other quality films that the Playboy company has produced. Even if it may end up having a greater educational value.
Hugh Hefner We love you!
Thanks for the anatomy lessons.
Hugh Hefner We love you! Thanks for the anatomy lessons.
Yeah, being a boy I had no Barbie dolls to show me what fake plastic women were supposed to look like! :) As for actual, human women (as opposed to illusions or constructs)... well, Hef dropped the ball some time back.
Starting at age 9 Playboy became a major element of my childhood. And aside from being a raving sex fiend of unquenchable appetite, I've turned out perfectly alright, wouldn't you say?
Hugh Hefner We love you! Thanks for the anatomy lessons.Yeah, being a boy I had no Barbie dolls to show me what fake plastic women were supposed to look like! :) As for actual, human women (as opposed to illusions or constructs)... well, Hef dropped the ball some time back.
Wait, wait, wait...are you trying to tell me that real women don't have tremendous, heaving saline-filled globes impacting on their lungs all day? That real women do not have airbrush teams following them everywhere to make sure they're "touched up"? I...I just don't know what to think anymore.
Hugh Hefner We love you! Thanks for the anatomy lessons.Yeah, being a boy I had no Barbie dolls to show me what fake plastic women were supposed to look like! :) As for actual, human women (as opposed to illusions or constructs)... well, Hef dropped the ball some time back.
Back in the seventies, when I was a curious little boy women had real parts.
Starting at age 9 Playboy became a major element of my childhood. And aside from being a raving sex fiend of unquenchable appetite, I've turned out perfectly alright, wouldn't you say?
I would.
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Hugh Hefner We love you! Thanks for the anatomy lessons.Yeah, being a boy I had no Barbie dolls to show me what fake plastic women were supposed to look like! :) As for actual, human women (as opposed to illusions or constructs)... well, Hef dropped the ball some time back.
Say what you want about Hef, at the end of the day, he is still living in a big ass estate surrounded by hot chicks, the founder of a huge business empire worth hundreds of millions, and has 3 girlfriends whose combined age probably doesn't reach his. Throughout his life, the man has had more women, thrown more parties, and spent more money than all of us here on the boards combined could ever hope to.
*sniff* He's one of my heros.
Hugh Hefner We love you! Thanks for the anatomy lessons.Yeah, being a boy I had no Barbie dolls to show me what fake plastic women were supposed to look like! :) As for actual, human women (as opposed to illusions or constructs)... well, Hef dropped the ball some time back.Say what you want about Hef, at the end of the day, he is still living in a big ass estate surrounded by hot chicks, the founder of a huge business empire worth hundreds of millions, and has 3 girlfriends whose combined age probably doesn't reach his. Throughout his life, the man has had more women, thrown more parties, and spent more money than all of us here on the boards combined could ever hope to.
*sniff* He's one of my heros.
He's my hero too. *sniff*
(rolls to a complete stop)
(submerges underwater inside the grotto)
(remerges wide-eyed)
(...and rolls on through)
Hugh Hefner We love you! Thanks for the anatomy lessons.Yeah, being a boy I had no Barbie dolls to show me what fake plastic women were supposed to look like! :) As for actual, human women (as opposed to illusions or constructs)... well, Hef dropped the ball some time back.Say what you want about Hef, at the end of the day, he is still living in a big ass estate surrounded by hot chicks, the founder of a huge business empire worth hundreds of millions, and has 3 girlfriends whose combined age probably doesn't reach his. Throughout his life, the man has had more women, thrown more parties, and spent more money than all of us here on the boards combined could ever hope to.
*sniff* He's one of my heros.
And Don't forget two of them are...TWINS!!!!!.
Lucky..lucky..Bastard
When I grow up, I want to be just like Hef!
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Hugh Hefner We love you! Thanks for the anatomy lessons.Yeah, being a boy I had no Barbie dolls to show me what fake plastic women were supposed to look like! :) As for actual, human women (as opposed to illusions or constructs)... well, Hef dropped the ball some time back.Say what you want about Hef, at the end of the day, he is still living in a big ass estate surrounded by hot chicks, the founder of a huge business empire worth hundreds of millions, and has 3 girlfriends whose combined age probably doesn't reach his. Throughout his life, the man has had more women, thrown more parties, and spent more money than all of us here on the boards combined could ever hope to.
*sniff* He's one of my heros.
And Don't forget two of them are...TWINS!!!!!.
Lucky..lucky..Bastard
I'm sorry, I've never understood the fascination with twins, it's disgusting. Seriously, next time you're having sex take a second to think, "you know what would be awesome, if my brother/sister was here naked and we were both having sex" and then come back and say that it's so awesome he's doing twins. Really those poor girls make me sick to my stomach how mentally messed up they must be off camera.
I'm sorry, I've never understood the fascination with twins, it's disgusting. Seriously, next time you're having sex take a second to think, "you know what would be awesome, if my brother/sister was here naked and we were both having sex" and then come back and say that it's so awesome he's doing twins. Really those poor girls make me sick to my stomach how mentally messed up they must be off camera.Hugh Hefner We love you! Thanks for the anatomy lessons.Yeah, being a boy I had no Barbie dolls to show me what fake plastic women were supposed to look like! :) As for actual, human women (as opposed to illusions or constructs)... well, Hef dropped the ball some time back.Say what you want about Hef, at the end of the day, he is still living in a big ass estate surrounded by hot chicks, the founder of a huge business empire worth hundreds of millions, and has 3 girlfriends whose combined age probably doesn't reach his. Throughout his life, the man has had more women, thrown more parties, and spent more money than all of us here on the boards combined could ever hope to.
*sniff* He's one of my heros.
And Don't forget two of them are...TWINS!!!!!.
Lucky..lucky..Bastard
You're thinking about this all wrong - if my brother/sister were a twin, and we were having sex, I would not be doing twins - I would be doing some girl and my brother/sister. You're right - ew!
But, if I were doing twins (girls) - that would be great for me! For them, possibly disgusting (but only for the reason you mention I promise!).
It's all relative (so to speak).
Well, speaking from experience, the closest I've come to emulating Hero Hef in the twins department was cavorting au naturel in the ocean after a bar one night in Playa del Carmen, Mexico. I distinctly remember holding one (Spanish) twin against me in one arm and the other in my other other arm. Highly recommend it for those who haven't as yet had that particular experience.
Then later, as I got more...up close and personal with one twin, the other was sleeping in the buff on the bed beside us (3' away maybe) ...Above the covers.
I am very very sure that at no time during or since did I have any thoughts anywhere in the remote region of the whole experience being or feeling 'disgusting'. = )
But hey, maybe that's just me. (Or them, as they were very cool the whole time too. But then they're European, and we all know what That means.)
LKL, while I can see where you're coming from, I think you may be assuming things that may not in fact be occurring. Just because Hef may be having sex with each of them, it does not mean they are doing anything with each other. Or maybe that's not your point at all?
Anyway, just wanted to throw my 2 pesos in (and also, of course, any chance to remember and relate that story is a Good one ;-)
PS Oh, and for those of you who may be curious and/or wish to hate me more, yes, them twins from Spain were indeed Muy Hermosa! = D
(seems twins usually are, strangely enough, no??)
I feel the need to chime in and say, yes when I stop to think it over the twins thing is disturbing... but thats because your assuming a menage' and certain things are assumed to happen in 3 way dances. And that is the logic breakdown that kills the fantasy. It's odd but whatever floats your boat.
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LKL, while I can see where you're coming from, I think you may be assuming things that may not in fact be occurring. Just because Hef may be having sex with each of them, it does not mean they are doing anything with each other. Or maybe that's not your point at all?
Anyway, just wanted to throw my 2 pesos in (and also, of course, any chance to remember and relate that story is a Good one ;-)
I wasn't assuming they were doing anything to each other. But hef is well known for his menage. I realize reading it now that my statement could be construed to have said "and we were both having sex with each other", when really I meant " and we were both having sex at the same time". I didn't think they were doing things together, but i do think they have to be in the same room and witness each other having sex and when I think of my brother the last thing in the world I would ever want to do is be in a room with him while he was having sex.
And even if there is no menage, I just really don't see the appeal of having sex with the same person as a relative. And I do have attractive cousins in my family, but the idea of having sex with someone who they've had sex with is still disturbing. I don't know, for me, there's just no appeal for any kind of familial sex. Sorry for being a downer on an otherwise jovial thread, let me see if I can fix that...
YAY for Boobies!
Well, there goes the "I just read it for the articles" defense.
Meh I never went for over inflated blondes myself..more than a handful is a waste anyway and I prefer redheads.