Ham & Cheese
a sled, a BLT, and a Grinch action figure
Headroom
turducken
turducken
turducken
turduckenturducken
turducken
Tucker Max?
pastrami
assorted bolts, nuts, washers, screws, and nails...in the home depot parking lot?
2 pounds of creepy.
Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knife tip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs
Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough
Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"
Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.
a Tyco Toys slot car, a Disney princess, a Lionsgate film on dvd, a WHAMM-O frisbee, and a Bacardi and Coke!
oooo and a TSR first edition Steading of the Hill Giant Chief...worn to a frazzle with notes and pencil marks and patched with Scotch tape.
and Hillshire bacon
the Shire's Sheriff schlepping hish shelf to the shore.
Ethyl Thayer
and a loon
some onion rings
a muffuletta from Central Grocery
a mullet from Kent the Barber.
Fred Flintstone's calloused feet
the whites of Wilma and Barneys' eyes
Bamm-Bamm's bowl cut.
A huge frickin rack of ribs.
a record player with a woodpeckersaurus for the needle.
Gloop and Gleep
Herculoids
Big rocks in space
turbolasers
mynock spray
I don't want to know about your hygiene problems
nerf wormer
tauntaun gelding kit
political correctness?
wampa grooming kit
bantha chow
Jabba suppositories
Llamas.
fright wig
Undead bolts.