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certain Paizo regular known by the name Kobold Cleaver. He had
just flown in from mexico, when the doctor called to say
"I'm sorry little kobold, but there's nothing we can do to
stop that horrible venereal disease from destroying your tiny genitalia." Kobold
Cleaver could not stop sobbing upon hearing this news, knowing that
he would spend his last days on Paizo killing his nemesi.
By "killing" of course, we mean "running from in stark terror".
Which he often did stark naked. But then nudity isn't such
a taboo for most kobolds, who often disrobe in order to
pray to the gods for some measure of courage to finally
crawl up out of their dank musty caves and join the
... ...I'm not even posting a continuation here. This place is scary.
further interruptions by those who are fearful of these words. Just
then, a twitching wild eyed piglet came squealing into the next