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Having good friends both here and where I live. Being able to shoulder the burden that I have and not flinch too much. Being able to continue my Paizo subscriptions despite cutting back costs.

Thanks everyone for listening to me b#&%~, moan, and complain. You can now pull the earplugs out. ~GRINS~

Edit - WOOT!!! Top of the page! ~grimaces~ Drat! I can't threadjack this thread. ~goes off to pout some more~

Liberty's Edge

Finding out that for every tattoo FAIL, there's an equal and opposite tattoo WIN.


New haircut and color (a really nice copper), new art supplies (and having a legit excuse to buy them), and being taken to lunch just because :)


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Finding out that for every tattoo FAIL, there's an equal and opposite tattoo WIN.

They tend to balance each other out, don't they?


Shake off the fear to your drawing tablet, get to use it, and find out that ITS FANTASTIC!


Hugo Solis wrote:
Shake off the fear to your drawing tablet, get to use it, and find out that ITS FANTASTIC!

Huzzah!

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

It may be minor, but I just replaced my copy of Nothing's Shocking that had been lost/stolen/whatever for years. Less than $5 and brand new.

Paizo Employee CEO

Hiring a new customer service rep to help out Cosmo and to have that person come from our own community here on paizo.com. Congrats to.......!!!!!

-Lisa

The Exchange

Lisa Stevens wrote:

Hiring a new customer service rep to help out Cosmo and to have that person come from our own community here on paizo.com. Congrats to.......!!!!!

-Lisa

Tease :)


Listening to Vin Scully in the bottom of the 9th and having him let you listen to the crowd when the home team wins, without announcing that he will be quiet. This is in sharp contrast to modern announcers who say, "I will let the crowd tell the story," and then one second later continue to yammer inanities so that you can barely hear the crowd. Vin Scully not only knows what to say, but also knows when it is better to say nothing.

Sovereign Court

brock wrote:
Lisa Stevens wrote:

Hiring a new customer service rep to help out Cosmo and to have that person come from our own community here on paizo.com. Congrats to.......!!!!!

-Lisa

Tease :)

Damn, they finally hired Sebastian.

Alas poor Paizo...


OH...I can't stand this sort of thing. Somebody tell us...Please?

Paizo Employee CEO

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
OH...I can't stand this sort of thing. Somebody tell us...Please?

I've given the person who we hired permission to break the news as they wish, so you will just have to wait for them to spill the beans when they want. Or torment them when they start on October 19th. :)

-Lisa

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

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Callous Jack wrote:


Damn, they finally hired Sebastian.
Alas poor Paizo...

True story. So, anyone who actually wants some "customer service" had best get their email in to Cosmo post-haste, because when I start, I guarantee the friendly days of "we'll provide a refund" and "sorry your book was banged up, here's a new copy signed by everyone at Paizo" are done.

Oh yes. A new dawn of customer service shall begin, and the words "fat f~+$ing chance" and "go pound sand" will be the response to any/all complaints...

Spoiler just in case it's needed:

Spoiler:

The above is not true, despite the lead in. Paizo, or any sane, non-monopolistic business that actually wants to make money from customers, would never, ever, ever hire me for customer service. They probably found someone who doesn't hate other humans and will continue to provide amazing customer service. Or, they got heathansson to do it, and you'll get a lot of non-sequitor gibberish, instead of a torrent of insults and dismissive lies from me.


Lisa Stevens wrote:

Carte Blanche

Thanks, Lisa.

____________________

Dear New Hire,
Congratulations on your new position! I am sure this will be a wonderful new experience for us all, and I look forward to all of our future interactions.

I hereby serve notice that you shall reveal yourself in short order or be subjected to unending torment from me, starting Oct 19th.
Cordially Yours,
M.


Lisa Stevens wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
OH...I can't stand this sort of thing. Somebody tell us...Please?

I've given the person who we hired permission to break the news as they wish, so you will just have to wait for them to spill the beans when they want. Or torment them when they start on October 19th. :)

-Lisa

Torment him, her, or it? I am bewildered. Given that you clearly didn't explain that that prop from Little Shop of Horrors in the ground floor lobby isn't actually a prop at all - or mention the new 'red button' service you will be providing your charter subscribers with on their accounts - any torment would sadly not be worth the investment of time and effort.

One lousy day at the office, for someone like Sebastian, and Cosmo will be $500 better off, Sebastian will have been vastly cheered by the exclusive footage for which he will have paid, and Paizo will be looking to hire another customer service representative. ;)

RPG Superstar 2012

<Redacted>


HEY NOW.

No fair posting and then deleting, redacting, etc.

Good thing I saw them before anything happened to them. Now I just wonder if it is accurate.

RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

HEY NOW.

No fair posting and then deleting, redacting, etc.

Good thing I saw them before anything happened to them. Now I just wonder if it is accurate.

I saw it, posted a response, saw that it was deleted, and figured that *I* wasn't going to be the one responsible for premature bean spilling.

If it is accurate, that would be very nice.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Lisa Stevens wrote:

Carte Blanche

Thanks, Lisa.

____________________

Dear New Hire,
Congratulations on your new position! I am sure this will be a wonderful new experience for us all, and I look forward to all of our future interactions.

I hereby serve notice that you shall reveal yourself in short order or be subjected to unending torment from me, starting Oct 19th.
Cordially Yours,
M.

+1.


Lisa Stevens wrote:

Hiring a new customer service rep to help out Cosmo and to have that person come from our own community here on paizo.com. Congrats to.......!!!!!

-Lisa

Is Alison McKenzie still working there?

Dark Archive

I know who the new hire is and you don't! :D


David Wickham wrote:
I know who the new hire is and you don't! :D

~You all hear the *CLICK, CLICK* as I load my shotgun~ Tell us or DIE!!!

Dark Archive

Sharoth wrote:
David Wickham wrote:
I know who the new hire is and you don't! :D
~You all hear the *CLICK, CLICK* as I load my shotgun~ Tell us or DIE!!!

Never! mwahahaha!


David Wickham wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
David Wickham wrote:
I know who the new hire is and you don't! :D
~You all hear the *CLICK, CLICK* as I load my shotgun~ Tell us or DIE!!!
Never! mwahahaha!

BOOM!!! ~you feel the shotgun shell pass right by your ear~ Fess up! NOW!!!

Dark Archive

Hides in Cosmo's empty eye socket

Never! :P

Spoiler:
Eww... I got Cosmo on my tongue!


David Wickham wrote:

Hides in Cosmo's empty eye socket

Never! :P

** spoiler omitted **

Bah! Being where you are is a fate worse than death.

Dark Archive

Sharoth wrote:
David Wickham wrote:

Hides in Cosmo's empty eye socket

Never! :P

** spoiler omitted **

Bah! Being where you are is a fate worse than death.

Almost, If I thought you couldn't hear me it just might be, but since I know you can, and I know the name I can just keep my tongue in my mouth and taunt away. :P... err :)


David Wickham wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
David Wickham wrote:

Hides in Cosmo's empty eye socket

Never! :P

** spoiler omitted **

Bah! Being where you are is a fate worse than death.

Almost, If I thought you couldn't hear me it just might be, but since I know you can, and I know the name I can just keep my tongue in my mouth and taunt away. :P... err :)

~reaches in and grabs your tongue, then runs it around Cosmo's eye cavity~ Take that, you fiend!

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16

Is it just me, or has this thread made a left turn towards the corner of Gross and Disturbing Avenues?


It's not just you. And it's all distracting from the main point of this thread until my letter gets an answer.


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Well, it's time to break the silence.

I have accepted the position of Customer Service Representative for Paizo. Ever since my term as vice president ended, I've been trying to fill my days with talk show interviews, but I miss having an office to go every day.

I feel like my genial personality will be an asset to Paizo's customer service department. From now on, my crooked grin will be the friendly face of Paizo.

Now go f...

Wait a minute, Lisa said I can't use that word anymore.

Have a... nice... day...

Meh.

Paizo Employee CEO

Sharoth wrote:
Is Alison McKenzie still working there?

Alison moved to part-time because she is going to school to learn the graphic side of computer game production. That was always the plan when she joined Paizo and we are excited that she is able to follow her dreams like this! But we couldn't leave Cosmo mostly on his own, thus the new hire...

-Lisa

Paizo Employee CEO

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Dick Cheney wrote:

Well, it's time to break the silence.

I have accepted the position of Customer Service Representative for Paizo. Ever since my term as vice president ended, I've been trying to fill my days with talk show interviews, but I miss having an office to go every day.

I feel like my genial personality will be an asset to Paizo's customer service department. From now on, my crooked grin will be the friendly face of Paizo.

Now go f...

Wait a minute, Lisa said I can't use that word anymore.

Have a... nice... day...

Meh.

Welcome Dick! We look forward to having your expertise in the customer service department. Btw, you will have to leave the shotgun at home as we are a no gun office. Can't have employees accidentally shot or something. Also, bad news, but our offices ARE visible on Google Earth and will remain so for all our fans to see.

But welcome indeed!

-Lisa


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Good Things: Pretend to be hired by Paizo and have its CEO follow your joke!


I wish to enter my formal protest to this continuing concealment.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I wish to enter my formal protest to this continuing concealment.

<Baseball bat in hand>

I can help you wait until the 19th, M. This won't hurt a bit...


That might be good...except my chapter revisions would not be done, and that would be very bad. There's already too much bad in a thread for good things.

Liberty's Edge

Good thing:

Making a s&%&ty cartoon in ten minutes, and having it get on the Atomic Array site.


Lisa Stevens wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Is Alison McKenzie still working there?

Alison moved to part-time because she is going to school to learn the graphic side of computer game production. That was always the plan when she joined Paizo and we are excited that she is able to follow her dreams like this! But we couldn't leave Cosmo mostly on his own, thus the new hire...

-Lisa

Yay! A PAIZO COMPUTER GAME IS IN THE WORKS!!!! Lisa took on a member of staff with the plan of training them to learn the graphic side of computer game production!!!!

:w00t::dance2::cthulhu::cthulhu:
:)

Liberty's Edge

Oh yea facebook is a great thing! I know who the new customer service rep is!!!


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‘Rhubarb!’ the :fishslap: dewalloped,
‘Nonsense!’ the bacon replied,
They argued and blithered and shombled and scalloped.
Und Nieblo the Quistrap decried.
Post of some pure nonsense on the spot because I felt like it.

The Exchange

Chris Mortika wrote:
Is it just me, or has this thread made a left turn towards the corner of Gross and Disturbing Avenues?

Just keep heading down that avenue and you'll end up here

Dark Archive

Moorluck wrote:
Chris Mortika wrote:
Is it just me, or has this thread made a left turn towards the corner of Gross and Disturbing Avenues?
Just keep heading down that avenue and you'll end up here

Thats a good thing right?


David Wickham wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Chris Mortika wrote:
Is it just me, or has this thread made a left turn towards the corner of Gross and Disturbing Avenues?
Just keep heading down that avenue and you'll end up here
Thats a good thing right?

Not if you value your sanity.

The Exchange

David Wickham wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Chris Mortika wrote:
Is it just me, or has this thread made a left turn towards the corner of Gross and Disturbing Avenues?
Just keep heading down that avenue and you'll end up here
Thats a good thing right?

Best place on the boards, best place on the boards. :D

Dark Archive

Sharoth wrote:
David Wickham wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Chris Mortika wrote:
Is it just me, or has this thread made a left turn towards the corner of Gross and Disturbing Avenues?
Just keep heading down that avenue and you'll end up here
Thats a good thing right?
Sharoth wrote:
Not if you value your sanity.
Moorluck wrote:
Best place on the boards, best place on the boards. :D

I'm getting conflicting messages here and I'm pretty sure that isn't a good thing...


David Wickham wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
David Wickham wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Chris Mortika wrote:
Is it just me, or has this thread made a left turn towards the corner of Gross and Disturbing Avenues?
Just keep heading down that avenue and you'll end up here
Thats a good thing right?
Sharoth wrote:
Not if you value your sanity.
Moorluck wrote:
Best place on the boards, best place on the boards. :D
I'm getting conflicting messages here and I'm pretty sure that isn't a good thing...

I told you so!

The Exchange

Sharoth wrote:
David Wickham wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
David Wickham wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Chris Mortika wrote:
Is it just me, or has this thread made a left turn towards the corner of Gross and Disturbing Avenues?
Just keep heading down that avenue and you'll end up here
Thats a good thing right?
Sharoth wrote:
Not if you value your sanity.
Moorluck wrote:
Best place on the boards, best place on the boards. :D
I'm getting conflicting messages here and I'm pretty sure that isn't a good thing...
I told you so!

I like to think of our little thread as Lisa's dream, a dream of a place where no-one fights, no flames will burn, and we can all agree that BttH rock! ;)

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Sharoth wrote:
David Wickham wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Chris Mortika wrote:
Is it just me, or has this thread made a left turn towards the corner of Gross and Disturbing Avenues?
Just keep heading down that avenue and you'll end up here
Thats a good thing right?
Not if you value your sanity.

I don't know what you're referring to... I am perfectly insane and I can prove it! :)

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