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Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

"I like toitles!"


Daigle wrote:
"I like toitles!"

Me too!


Life is a cabaret. A Cabaret Voltair. (Look it up yourselves, I provide no linky for you, ha ha.)

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Once, when I worked at the restaurant I had to wait on Godot.


You are the my perfect little baby girl
You are the my perfect little baby girl
You are the my perfect little baby girl
Yeah, all the time...
Airplanes!


I'm freaking out.

I'm frightened and confused, happy yet sad, can't sleep, can't eat...

I'm too old for this crap.

Stupid emotions.

I need a good slap.


Crazy family, smashing noses, chaotic screaming, pastels, ahhhhhhh no more funyuns.... thats my random vaction YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Liberty's Edge

Daigle wrote:
Once, when I worked at the restaurant I had to wait on Godot.

When I was in Albuquerque, I took as many right turns as possible.

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Heathansson wrote:
Daigle wrote:
Once, when I worked at the restaurant I had to wait on Godot.
When I was in Albuquerque, I took as many right turns as possible.

Where'd you end up? Is that how you unfortunately ended up in Dallas?


R-type wrote:
I'm freaking out.

For why?

R-type wrote:
I need a good slap.

*smack* Wake up!

Liberty's Edge

Daigle wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Daigle wrote:
Once, when I worked at the restaurant I had to wait on Godot.
When I was in Albuquerque, I took as many right turns as possible.
Where'd you end up? Is that how you unfortunately ended up in Dallas?

Naah...I went back to Dallas though.


Dirk Gently wrote:
R-type wrote:
I'm freaking out.

For why?

R-type wrote:
I need a good slap.
*smack* Wake up!

Thanks I needed that! I am pretty sure I'm developing a massive crush on a close friend and I really, really don't need that at all right now. :(


I don't want to sign up for classes.

I love it when I assign myself D&D homework. Currently slogging through "Elfsong" by Elaine Cunningham, its fun.

I want a cuddle partner. Dammit. Where'd all the worthy man-things go?


YeuxAndI wrote:
I want a cuddle partner. Dammit. Where'd all the worthy man-things go?

The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind...

My computer has no musical note symbol available! I can talk about muons (µ), but not music? Silliness.


AWED wrote:
Crazy family, smashing noses, chaotic screaming, pastels, ahhhhhhh no more funyuns.... thats my random vaction YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

ok a translation to my crazy rant.= Went to my sister in connecticut, then my goddaughter when ever she saw me screamed at the top of her lungs. Then My goddaughter almost broke my sisters nose. and the funyuns are just random. Am happy to be back home though


AWED is an acronym, you see: Ackward Weird Random Dude.


YeuxAndI wrote:
I want a cuddle partner. Dammit. Where'd all the worthy man-things go?

I'm sure that you could have a "Worthy Man-Thing Contest" here on these boards and get a few catches. :)


Is this not awesome?

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Dirk Gently wrote:
Is this not awesome?

Completely! Now kids, get those flip mats and your minis and get to work!

Liberty's Edge

Lilith wrote:
YeuxAndI wrote:
I want a cuddle partner. Dammit. Where'd all the worthy man-things go?
I'm sure that you could have a "Worthy Man-Thing Contest" here on these boards and get a few catches. :)

YeuxAndI, allow me to introduce you to Dirk Gently! ;-)

Liberty's Edge

When a the moon lites a tha sky,
Like a big a pizza pie,
That's amorrrrrrrre....


Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch...

Silver Crusade

People. People who need people. Are the luckiest people in the world...

Contributor

When you swim in the sea
And an eel bites your knee
That's... a moray!

(I should change the gender on my profile to 'worthy man-thing'.)


to catch a worthy manthing
ya just dance and you sing
you light up the sky
like a big pizza pie, that's amore...

if the guy is to shy
er likes onions on his pie
then eat garlic cheese sticks
then cuddle and lick, that's amore...

if the guys lets you down
dont go hooking downtown
teach him what you like
its like riding a bike; that's amore...

be patient and kind
and a love you will find
will spice up amarsi l'un l'altro (uhm; your love for each other)
like crostini and carpaccio, that's amore


:) what no more Dean Martin wannabees out there :) those song lyrics were mostly for YeuxandI, but I hope you all enjoyed it.


"" wrote:

if the guys lets you down

dont go hooking downtown
teach him what you like
its like riding a bike; that's amore...

Excellent, excellent advice. We should make that song a PSA to educate the masses. Stop animation, users avatars as the characters...

Thanks for the support guys and Lillith! The quest has begun...


hehe yeah; am gonna do a quest for someone myself in a couple months, sigh

Liberty's Edge

Good luck YeuxAndI and Valegrim in your respective quests.

Gamers deserve love (and all the other good stuff) too!

Scarab Sages

Huzzah! A quest to find True Love rocks!! Where are Wesley and Buttercup when you need them?

I'd offer myself up to YeuxAndI, but Mrs. Zombie would probably skin me alive. Wait....can a zombie me skinned alive?

Liberty's Edge

Dirk Gently wrote:


Nah, I stole it from the pending midlife crisis (It's pending for everyone under 35). It's a red convertable and its, uh... fast. Can you tell I know nothing about cars?

Chill. You still have at least fifteen years to go.

Liberty's Edge

Heathansson wrote:
Daigle wrote:
Once, when I worked at the restaurant I had to wait on Godot.
When I was in Albuquerque, I took as many right turns as possible.

Did the air smell like warm root beer? Were the towels oh so fluffay? Did the Shriners and the lepers on the street offer to shave your back for a nickel wakka-wakka-do-do-yeah?

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Dirk Gently wrote:


My computer has no musical note symbol available! I can talk about muons (µ), but not music? Silliness.

My friend Abbot's cousin paid the price for visiting a s!~*ty tattoo artist. He had the bass and treble clefs tattooed on his forearms. It would have been cool, had they not been BACKWARDS.

YeuxAndI wrote:
I want a cuddle partner. Dammit. Where'd all the worthy man-things go?

Right here.

Edit: never mind, that just sounded creepy.

Liberty's Edge

Daigle wrote:
Dirk Gently wrote:
Is this not awesome?
Completely! Now kids, get those flip mats and your minis and get to work!

Yesterday (technically: it was 2:00 AM), I played D&D.

In the dark.

Outside.

In the woods.

And by the way, I was running Escape from Meenlock Prison.

Can you say freakout?

Liberty's Edge

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Daigle wrote:
Once, when I worked at the restaurant I had to wait on Godot.
When I was in Albuquerque, I took as many right turns as possible.
Did the air smell like warm root beer? Were the towels oh so fluffay? Did the Shriners and the lepers on the street offer to shave your back for a nickel wakka-wakka-do-do-yeah?

There's no right answer, so.....SHENANIGANS!!!

Liberty's Edge

YeuxAndI wrote:
"" wrote:

if the guys lets you down

dont go hooking downtown
teach him what you like
its like riding a bike; that's amore...

Excellent, excellent advice. We should make that song a PSA to educate the masses. Stop animation, users avatars as the characters...

Thanks for the support guys and Lillith! The quest has begun...

Advise for finding men... be avialable

advise for finding good men... um.. um..

anyway, i am available as a cuddle partner whenever my wife isn't looki--

OW

yes dear


lol; in my group all a girl would have to say is she is available and any of you can call to take me out on a date and I bet she would get one or two calls no matter her disposition, looks; race, color, creed; we are a pretty eclectic group, lol.
be available; show interest; laugh at a mans jokes and you got em hooked; least that works on me :)


Dirk Gently wrote:
AWED is an acronym, you see: Ackward Weird Random Dude.

That would make him a messed up acronym.

Contributor

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Did the air smell like warm root beer? Were the towels oh so fluffay? Did the Shriners and the lepers on the street offer to shave your back for a nickel wakka-wakka-do-do-yeah?

Hey, you got weasels on your face.

Liberty's Edge

Hill Giant wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Did the air smell like warm root beer? Were the towels oh so fluffay? Did the Shriners and the lepers on the street offer to shave your back for a nickel wakka-wakka-do-do-yeah?
Hey, you got weasels on your face.

I meant to write: Did the air smell like warm root beer? Were the towels oh so fluffay? Did the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all night long and anyone on the street will offer to shave your back for a nickel wakka-wakka-do-do-yeah?

I apologize for my incorrect quotation of He who is White AND Nerdy.

Silver Crusade

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
I apologize for my incorrect quotation of He who is White AND Nerdy.

Dick Cheney?

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
I apologize for my incorrect quotation of He who is White AND Nerdy.
Dick Cheney?

No, he's Palpatine Jr.


That would make him the pope's son.

Liberty's Edge

Arctaris wrote:
That would make him the pope's son.

No, that would make the Pope a reincarnation of Freedon Nadd.


So Cheney is actually Exar Kun?

Liberty's Edge

Arctaris wrote:
So Cheney is actually Exar Kun?

In an aged and less-badass alternate reality form, yes.


Yeah, he doesn't have those scars anymore. The wonders of plastic surgery.
OUR WORLD IS RULED BY EVIL SITH LORDS!!!

Liberty's Edge

I got a 12" G.I.Joe Land Adventure Team fig at Wal Mart.
Total 70's style pimpin.

Old Skewl rocs out, billy boah!!!

Liberty's Edge

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*bang* *bang* *bang*

I hate my life.

Liberty's Edge

Heathansson wrote:

I got a 12" G.I.Joe Land Adventure Team fig at Wal Mart.

Total 70's style pimpin.

Old Skewl rocs out, billy boah!!!

G. I. Joe tells my kids to eat lunch and they eat lunch. He tells them to take a nap and they take a nap.

Thanxs, G.I. Joe.

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