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OK, for those of you who do not know, I am currently living in Savannah, Georgia. And also for those of you who do not know, Georgia is very hot almost year-round.
Another thing around here is that we have spiders and cockroaches the size of small dogs. As a result, my roommate headed to Target to find some weather-stripping to put on the door in order to keep the strange creatures out. The store didn't have any weather-stripping, which would be fine if they had just left it at that. However, they provided an explanation which convinced me that Target universally hires morons:
"I'm sorry, we don't have that. Maybe you should come back in the winter. We usually stock that once it gets cold."
IN GEORGIA? WHAT?
OK, for those of you who do not know, I am currently living in Savannah, Georgia. And also for those of you who do not know, Georgia is very hot almost year-round.
Another thing around here is that we have spiders and cockroaches the size of small dogs. As a result, my roommate headed to Target to find some weather-stripping to put on the door in order to keep the strange creatures out. The store didn't have any weather-stripping, which would be fine if they had just left it at that. However, they provided an explanation which convinced me that Target universally hires morons:
"I'm sorry, we don't have that. Maybe you should come back in the winter. We usually stock that once it gets cold."
IN GEORGIA? WHAT?
Welcome to Savannah. Please house train your pet spiders and cockroaches.
