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For a limited time only: The Goblin Terror Song soundbite (lyrics slightly altered from original and made to sound like a creepy solo goblin in a cave).
Enjoy!
Gobblin' Goblins Gobble Lynn
Gobblin' Goblins Gobble Flynn
Gobblin' Goblins Gobble Sven
Gobblin' Goblins Gobble KenWe are the Gobblin' Goblins
We Gobble Near and Far
And if you run away from us
We'll leave you with a scarGobblin' Goblins Gobble Drew
Gobblin' Goblins Gobble Stew
Gobblin' Goblins Gobble Paul
Gobblin' Goblins Gobble ALL!Thats all I have. I particularly like the first line. Said fast enough it almost sounds like your just saying 'goblin' over and over.
This is a good song and is a sure Grammy-winner next year!
I just tried both of the links you posted previously, and receive errors for each. Any update on the status of the re-recordings you were talking about.I'll probably post them after I re-record them, the quality of the audio is a little low for my standards.
So I will post a few as I get them fixed up.
I have them organized by possible encounters, say before you get to the goblin druid you may hear him humming a few songs from the thistles.
The Keep on Thistletop had a noisy ambiance, and goblins playing that crow game then busting into song. It is really, really, geeky.
I haven't cracked Skinsaw Murders book yet, as I'm a player but I'll peek at the lyrics and see what I can do.
Ya the links by now are going to be busted, but If I can find them on the server they were hosted on awhile back I'll repost them. This was 3 years ago so now I'm a bit fuzzy on where they went.
I just came back to this thread after so long as I was looking for the lyrics of some of those I did. Though I didn't expect there to still be a need for these. Maybe I can redo them once I get back into the swing of things if I cannot find them.
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Made this one up for my goblin character; these are the only monsters he knows.
A is for Ankheg
(Goblin Nursery Rhyme)
A is for Ankheg, slimy and green.
B is for Bat, Bunyip, and Bee.
C is for Cockroach, a nasty surprise.
D is for Darkmantle, hard on the eyes.
E is for Ettercap on spidery legs.
F is for Frogs and their delicious eggs!
G is for Ghouls who like to eat flesh.
H is for Halflings, who taste better fresh.
I is for Irlgaunt, who likes to harm.
J is for Jellyfish with stinging arms.
K is for Kobold, easily beat.
L is for Lizards, no good to eat.
M is for Mites who are sleepy and dumb.
N is for Nagas who have no thumbs.
O is for Otyugh, living in mud.
P is for Purple Worm, hungry for blood.
Q is for Quicklings, who run really fast.
R is for Redcap, Reefclaw, and Rast.
S is for Skeleton, fun as a toy.
T is for Treants, who we burn with joy.
U is for Unicorn, ugly and sick.
V is for Vegepygmy. Ick!
W is for Wyverns, real pains in the ass.
X is for Xtabay and sleeping gas.
Y is for Yeth Hound, Yeti, and Yugoloth.
Z is for Zombie, smelly and tough.
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Ok, these are so good I have been inspired to have another go at amateur film making. Goblin Music Video is coming!! I don't know yet if I should try to write one of my own, but I am very tempted to use one from this thread. If gran rey de los mono would let me, I would love to do the goblin margaritaville.
I've gotta say that Garen Thal's Goblin Gamer song is really fun, too. But that will be a bit more complicated and need more people. So, I wanna get another one under my belt first.
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Rough idea for a script, if gran rey will agree to let me use it. Most definitely will credit.
GOBLINVILLE SCRIPT
Lyrics by gran rey de los mono from the Paizo messageboards.
CAST
LEAD GOBLIN
LOCKJAW (GUITAR)
DRUMMER
BIG BOSS
Tryin' to not work (GOBLINS CHLLIN' BY THE CREEK)
Horses are big jerks (DRUMMER SHOWS OFF HOOFPRINTS ON FACE AND CLOTHING)
Bring me some wood that is covered in oil (GOBLIN WITH A TORCH!!)
Sharpenin' a big knife (GOBLIN SHARPENING A BIG KNIFE)
To end me a dog's life (GOBLIN CHEWING ON A BIG BONE)
Smell the pot, its beginin' to boil (POT BEGINS TO BOIL, GOBLIN DROPS IN THE BONE)
Wastin' away again here in Goblinville (GOBLINS JAM SESSION)
Lookin' for my last few fireworks (GOBLIN SEARCHING THROUGH BOXES, BAGS. SIGHT GAGS)
Some people claim that theres a human to blame (CLIP: GUY FIGHTING ORC, PART 1)
But I know (GOBLINS DRINKING)
Its Lockjaw's fault (LOCKJAW DOES A SPIT TAKE)
Don't know how to write (GOBLIN HOLDS DND 4TH ED BOOK UPSIDE DOWN)
But that is alright (TOSSES IT ASIDE)
'Cause I know where to get a tattoo (REMOVES BELT)
And its a real good'un (PULLS UP SHIRT, SHOWS TATTOO ON BELLY)
A house, and its wooden (CLOSEUP OF TATTOO)
See the fire blazing all 'round the flue?(FINGERS THE FIRE ON TATTOO)
Wasting away again here in Goblinville (MORE GOBLIN JAM SESSION)
Lookin' for my last few fireworks (STILL LOOKING, BIG SIGHT GAG)
Some people claim that theres a human to blame (CLIP: GUY FIGHTING ORC, PART 1)
But I know (GOBLIN BRANDISHES WEAPON)
Its Lockjaw's fault (CHASES LOCKJAW)
(GOBLIN JAM SESSION- MUSICAL INTERLUDE. GOBLIN CHASES LOCKJAW, LOCKJAW CHASES GOBLIN. BOTH CHASED BY DOG?)
Went to the Big Boss (BIG BOSS IN BIG CHAIR. GOBLIN SHOWS HIM RING TOSS. )
Sold him a ring toss ( HE LIKES IT.)
He gave me some cash and sent me back home (GOBLIN TAKES BAG, DANCES OFF)
Now I don't feel well (LOCKJAW SNEAKS UP BEHIND GOBLIN)
My heads starting to swell (HITS HIM OVER HEAD WITH GUITAR)
Got hit on the head, nearly caved in my dome (MAKES BIG DEAL OF HOLDING HEAD, ALA FAMILY GUY)
Wastin' away again here in Goblinville (GOBLIN JAM: LEAD & DRUMMER ONLY, LEAD HAS ICE PACK/ BIG STEAK ON HEAD)
Lookin' for my last few fireworks (FINALLY FINDS THE FIREWORKS!!)
Gonna find Lockjaw (SNEAKS UP ON LOCKJAW), shove them right up his bum (C/U: LOCKJAW’S EYES GET REALLY BIG!)
Then I'll laugh (STOCK CLIP: SKYROCKET)
As he explodes. (GOBLIN POINTS UP AND LAUGHS.)
The clip of the guy fighting orcs is from another project of mine.
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Made one in response to a PC who wants to build up his militia to take on Korvosa in CotCT.
The CinderFoot Goblin Clan
-response to Churl, RageCleric of Rovagug
You did good bringing us food
You put us in a really good mood
We like the girly flesh
Its best to wear it fresh
You want goblin help
We're good at making them yelp
We beat babies to a pulp
Then swallow'em in one gulp
Dog-slicin' sure is fun
Kill doggies to beat of a drum
Pull off kiddies toes, fingers, and nose
So when can all eat those
Filthy nasty horses
Slice them into nice courses
Don't start your praying
Listen to what I'm saying
You give us Harse
Or this pact be farse
We want all in the town
Watch it burn to the ground
Then we help you get the crown
The Goblin Pickling song
Gut da gnomie with a sickle
makes for yummy tasty pickle
sit for days we lets it stew
in the special goblin brew
slimey sour meaty bites
fill the goblin belly right
slice the doggy cut da horse
Goblins get new pickle source
Monster eye and monster tongue
all become the goblin dung
slurp the juice and suck the marrow
kill the longshanks with the arrow
if the meat not good today
goblins never throw away
take the meat that makes you spew
pickle in the Goblin brew
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A GOBLIN IN A TIRRO TREE
Oh! Once I saw a Goblin
Sitting in a Tirro tree,
a Tirro tree, a Tirro tree.
Oh! Once I saw a goblin
- sitting in a tree.
Oh!Once I saw a Goblin
sitting in a Tirro Tree
a Tirro tree, a Tirro tree.
Oh! once I saw a Goblin
- and he was looking back at me.
I was trying to get some material for my game and found this goldmine here. I saw bits and pieces that I liked so I just cut them all together and came up with this. It's all from other posters work in this thread, so credit goes to whoever:
Goblin Feeding Song
Goblins sneak and goblins hide,
Goblins hunt when dark outside,
Goblins creep and Goblins crawl
Goblins come when babies bawl
Goblins hide where you can’t find
Upon your flesh we goblins dine
Badger stink and poison bone,
Kill the dog away from home.
You will cry and you will moan
Goblins come into your home
Goblins hide where you can’t hear
Goblins pounce and bite your ear
Goblins hide when longshanks come
Goblins smart and you be dumb
Goblins hide where you can’t see
You can’t run and you can’t flee
You will scream and you will run
Goblins chase you down for fun
Hunt the meat that bleeds and cries
Break the fingers gouge the eyes!
Fall upon them in a gang
Cut the guts and make them hang!
Stop us Goblins, they will try,
When goblins hear the baby’s cry!
Stop the wheezing gasps for breath,
They can beg their gods for death!
Find the crib and climb beneath,
Draw the blade and lick your teeth.
Goblins hurry gather meat,
Goblins know it time to flee,
Stuff the baby into sack,
Run from hut, and don’t go back.
Goblins sneak and goblins hide,
Goblins hunt when dark outside,
Deep in the forest, out of sight,
Goblins eat baby tonight.
Nice short goblin song I came up with for a character concept.
Goblins burn and goblins bash,
Turn the dogses into ash!
Fire spread on humie plight,
Flash and flare and scare them right!
Peoples run and peoples flee,
Goblins slice and scream with glee!
Fire burn, hot and bright,
Lock youse doors, cower, fright!
Burn the houses, nice and hot,
Put the peoples in a pot!
Fire dance and fire smite,
Tie them, stake them, wrap them tight!
Chop them, slice them, burn them well,
Fire is our sacred spell!
Note: Peoples can also be replaced with longshanks.
Dotting this for all eternity...
Thanks to all you goblin bards out there!
This thread can never die!
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Goblin Songs for We Be Goblins events:
Song for Dancing with Squealy Nord
Hold pig tight and off you go,
How you’ll hold on, we don’t know!
Kick Nord hard and make him squeal.
Don’t fall off or you’re his meal!
Song for the Rusty Earbiter
Turn the loop and pull the wire,
Bloody bits from goblins prior
Spin around the rusty bits
Get in! Every goblin fits!
Move right through it with some wiggles,
Don’t mind as it shakes and jiggles,
If you cry we’ll laugh and jeer,
If you’re slow we’ll leave you here!
Song for Eat a Bag of Bull Slugs Real Quick
Eat the slimy bull slug!
Stuck in your throat then pull – tug!
Then wash down with full mug!
Don’t lose it on the wool rug!
Aaaand one!
Eat the slimy bull slug!
Stuck in your throat then pull – tug!
Then wash down with full mug!
Don’t lose it on the wool rug!
Aaaand two!
Eat the slimy bull slug!
Stuck in your throat then pull – tug!
Then wash down with full mug!
Don’t lose it on the wool rug!
Aaaand three!
Eat the slimy bull slug!
Stuck in your throat then pull – tug!
Then wash down with full mug!
Don’t lose it on the wool rug!
Aaaand…what? What comes next? (begin quarreling)
Eat the slimy bull slug!
Stuck in your throat then pull – tug!
Then wash down with full mug!
Don’t lose it on the wool rug!
Aaaaaand…many! (repeat current verse until bag of slugs is empty or fighting goblins no longer remember to sing)
Not exactly a song, but a spoken word piece set to music. Based off of "Wasted Youth" by Meatloaf. Spoilered because its kind of long.
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I ... I think I love you.
Apologies to Shel Silverstein...
Goblins caught the baby,
We're very glad today.
Goblins caught the baby...
...and we took her out to "play".
We loved to hear her wail and cry.
That she did not want to die.
While we argued if to bake or fry.
Goblins caught the baby.
Goblins caught the baby.
...and she shrieked with fear.
Goblins caught the baby.
We'll eat her with some beer.
Goblins took her toys and clothes.
Goblins wore her scarf and hose.
Chief says, "Plant her and see if she grows."
Goblins caught the baby.
Goblins caught the baby...
...what a delightful thing to eat!
Goblins caught the baby.
Though she didn't have much meat.
Goblins put her in the stew.
The goblin chief needs to feed the crew.
It tastes of chicken and bone marrow too.
Hungry goblins want to go... and catch a baby.
Just a brief expression of enthusiasm over a free meal, from a blue I currently have in play:
Copper good and silver too,
slit your throat and take from you!
Steal your gold if in the mood,
but always ready for free food!
Minor tweaking of Shel Silverstein poems has worked pretty well.
I used my Goblins Caught the Baby poem above, and plan to use these two as well, I made more changes than I really had to, but I want to get a good library of Goblin songs as I'll be using goblins quite a bit.
Nasty Horse Sandwich
A nasty horse sandwich is easy to make.
All you do is simply take
One loaf of bread,
One chocolate cake,
Some mayonnaise,
the skin of a snake
One stomping horse,
One piece of string,
Tie it together and that aught to do it,
the problem of course...
Biting into it!
If you're a Goblin
If you're a Goblin come in, come in
If you are a Goblin, a house burning liar
A horse gutting fiend, a howling dog fryer
If you're a Goblin come dance 'round the fire
Mind you the thorns as you come through the briar
If you're a Goblin come in, come in
If you're a Goblin come in
I go online to gather some information for the game I'm running tonight, and I end up reading about Robert Munsch and writing another Goblin parody song.
Children's stories/poems seem to be an excellent resource for goblin songs, I've found a few that I dont even need to edit...which is somewhat disturbing.
I am a Goblin
I am a Goblin
and I'm quiet as a mouse,
burning your house
don't you dare douse
Raised in a cage
Fighting for some scraps to eat
Killing a cousin
and some brothers one, two, three
I am a Goblin
and I'm killing a horse
With no remorse
from far of course
Raised in a cage
Fighting for some scraps to eat
Killing a cousin
and some brothers one, two three
I am a Goblin
and I'm eating a bug
I'm stewing a slug
when finished I will chug
My players would actually be disappointed if they didn't get a new goblin song with goblin encounters, I've mined nursery rhymes as well...
Goblin Stew
Goblin sees you lay down to sleep,
Goblin will take your things to keep,
Goblin kills you before you wake,
Goblin stew with your corpse we'll make.
Three Blind Dogs
Three blind dogs, three blind dogs,
Oh how much fun, oh how much fun
They tried to put an end to the goblin's life,
Who poked their eyes with a dog slicer knife,
And now with the dogs we'll have no strife,
hehehe... three blind dogs.
Cute Goblin Matron
There was a cute goblin matron who's nose was bight blue
With so many imps, and happy goblin crew
She gave them all knives to fight over some bread
and picked through the remains to sort out the dead.
A Dumb Old Goblin
A dumb old goblin lived up in a tree
The rain you felt falling was really his pee
We chased him up there when he stole our words
Dont stand under the branches or he'll make like the birds
Here's what we at Syrinscape came up with for the Goblin Song in Burnt Offerings.
I was thrilled to have the chance to compose the tune for this iconic piece of Pathfinder history, but I tell you, it was hell, trying to get those Goblins to stand still in front of a microphone!
That recording session was chaos indeed!!
I have two I made.
"When me kill you, you be dead,
Then me stab you through the head,
Slice you chickens, kill you dog,
Stick it's head inside a log,
Cut you fingers, eat you eyes,
Bake you toes into pies.
I do all of this and more,
When you head pop through me door."
"Rackle, crackle, snappity snap,
The rat fell on the candle-stack,
It burn it fur upon the flame,
But the goblin knew it was all a game,
Fire burn human, rat or hay,
So, me enemy, today's you day!"
I don't really have a full song, but here's something I have for a goblin tribe I'm making; this is basically just the chorus. It's based off of this song
The Bloody Blades
Blades be drawn, blood will spawn,
Blood will be shed at the crack of dawn!
Longshanks will lose legs to stand on,
Blades be drawn, blood will spawn!
OH goblin songs how I love them.
Squeeky goblin voices doing horrible things to songs - I found that short songs worked best during actual game play, but bringing back up goblin songs made me decide to do another, so -
Burning Night (Silent Night)
Burning night, fire bright!
All is warm, all alight.
Round yon Village, smother the child.
Crying infant so tender an' defiled,
Weeping will nea-ver cease,
Weeping will nea-ver cease
Burning night, fire bright!
Shepherds quake at our might.
Sheep we cover with tar.
With torches we light from afar
Turned to ash 'fore they were shorn
Turned to ash 'fore they were shorn
Burning night, fire bright!
Flaming wrath, Goblin delight.
Radiant flames from the holy place
With flames and oil the goblins deface
Temple, we must burn
Temple, we must burn
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