As they break into a run, three arrows fly out towards them from nowhere.
Then, a loose stone slips and the Denny's waitress loses her balance, teetering on one foot she braces herself.
"Oh, this is not right," she thinks, trying to keep her skirt from flapping up as the wind rushes past.
A Harbinger stands in the queer light of this plane, and watches her fall to the ground with a puff.
This one has the appearance of a 12' tall ogre with an alligator's head, a bovine tail, and broad, stubby hands and feet.
The girl sits up with one finger pursing her lips, her cheeks are puffed out because she is about to vomit.
The Harbinger steps closer, grunting to himself, "mm.. Denny's food."
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The Harbinger scratches his nose and says "This board needs another g%@!*@n N word/sentence thread like it needs a hole in the head; how many of these damn things do we need; they clog up the recent edits, they make the boards hard to read on the blackberry, the artificially inflate Heathy's post counts?!?!?"
HATES THESE THREADS MORE THAN WATCHING THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW ON EASTER SUNDAY.
The runes seem to spell "Have a nice day" in Abyssal, but as the Harbringer is a Devil, he cannot read them.
HATES THESE THREADS MORE THAN WATCHING THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW ON EASTER SUNDAY.
I like that movie. The only bad part is that humanity survives.
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/04/04/neurotheology/index.htmlStop suffering...
I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. It seems vaguely like your talking down to me about atheism, but you've cited an article supporting the atheist position. If you want to play who's beliefs are sillier, we can certainly do so, but it will most likely result in getting this thread locked...
...which now that I think about it is not a bad idea...
bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny.
I like bunnies! I had a bunny once, I held it and stroked it and its fur was so soft!
...and then its head fell off...
Elsewhere, the mannish grubs the girl vomited developed amazingly fast, and soon they grew into three four-foot tall human-looking babies; however their serpentine tongues and pure silver eyes made sure they were different.
The only thoughts going through the waitresses head was, "Somebody better get me out of here & if they stiff me on my tip I'm going to hurt them, severly."
The Harbinger scratches his nose and says "This board needs another g*#%#*n N word/sentence thread like it needs a hole in the head; how many of these damn things do we need; they clog up the recent edits, they make the boards hard to read on the blackberry, the artificially inflate Heathy's post counts?!?!?"
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This coming from the man who had the decency to start the UNTITLED thread? :o)
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This coming from the man who had the decency to start the UNTITLED thread? :o)The Harbinger scratches his nose and says "This board needs another g@!!*$n N word/sentence thread like it needs a hole in the head; how many of these damn things do we need; they clog up the recent edits, they make the boards hard to read on the blackberry, the artificially inflate Heathy's post counts?!?!?"
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Technically Heathy started that thread, then deleted his original post to make it look like I started it.
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Technically Heathy started that thread, then deleted his original post to make it look like I started it.This coming from the man who had the decency to start the UNTITLED thread? :o)The Harbinger scratches his nose and says "This board needs another g@!$~$n N word/sentence thread like it needs a hole in the head; how many of these damn things do we need; they clog up the recent edits, they make the boards hard to read on the blackberry, the artificially inflate Heathy's post counts?!?!?"
HATES THESE THREADS MORE THAN WATCHING THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW ON EASTER SUNDAY.
That's true. I started it, then thought the idea was cheesy and deleted it. By the time I did that, Sebastian had replied and I couldn't undelete the thing. I honestly wasn't up to no good at the time, and honestly regret any hard feelings on the matter. I wasn't trying to make Sebastian look like he started it; that's just wanky even for me.
I take full responsibility and culpableness.
One of the big babies stretched out it arms towards the werewolf, and burbled, "Ma Ma.." (the babies imprint on the first moving thing they see;) another one raised its arms towards Fraz-Urb'luu.
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That's true. I started it, then thought the idea was cheesy and deleted it. By the time I did that, Sebastian had replied and I couldn't undelete the thing. I honestly wasn't up to no good at the time, and honestly regret any hard feelings on the matter. I wasn't trying to make Sebastian look like he started it; that's just wanky even for me.
I take full responsibility and culpableness.
Aw, Heathy, I don't have hard feelings about that. I don't think anyone expected that thread to take off like it did. I sure didn't.
I don't mind a few non-topic threads, but it's irritating to have only the n word games and such threads be the only ones that show up in the recent postings on the front page. I wish there was a cap on the number of such threads that could make an appearance.
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"Don't worry werewoof", said Fraz-Urb'luu, "Things disappear and reappear around here all the time. That's part of what makes the Abyss an interesting place to visit. Although I do wish some things would stay disappeared, like that two-headed wanker Demogorgon."
At which point, after hearing the utterance of his name, Demogorgon appeared and assumed an aggressive stance.
By this time the waitress was REALLY freaked out and decided that she should have followed her first instinct and just called in sick today.
Calling in sick is always the best idea anyway.
In which case your best bet was to not work there in the first place, unless your boss happens to own your soul (a very real possability with bosses who look like demon princes).
The Harbinger turned to look at Demogorgon in his aggressive stance, and one of the babies began crawling towards him guided by its flickering serpentine tongue; the Denny's waitress looked on and thought, "Why is Fraz-Urb'luu not in his Denny's manager uniform, and where is the 20-foot Anaconda that runs the cash register?"
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As it happens, the 20-foot Anaconda (which was actually 21 feet long if fully stretched -- something which occurs only rarely, as the snake greatly disliked being stretched (as do most snakes, except when mating, and even then, only on Tuesdays) because stretching is not as much fun as coiling; coiling being the Anaconda's main reason for living (well, that, and overturning the occasional airboats that intrude into the Anaconda's delightfully swampy domain -- damn those airboats anyway! -- which Ralphie (for that is the Anaconda's chosen name (not its given name, which is rather unpronounceable for anyone not gifted in the tongues of snakes -- snake tongues being, of course, delicious!) selected entirely at random via a crack team of chimps equipped with dart boards) defends vigorously, coiling and uncoiling, yes, the wonders of coiling, coiling, coiling, coiling, uncoiling occasionally but not as often as coiling (have we mentioned the coiling yet?) all his amazing snakey muscles and ribs, coiling and crushing and squeezing and smashing and coiling, coiling, coiling), and anyway quite fun) was actually just coiled up underneath the counter, sleeping peacefully, blissfully unaware of what was on the other side of that door.
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That's true. I started it, then thought the idea was cheesy and deleted it. By the time I did that, Sebastian had replied and I couldn't undelete the thing. I honestly wasn't up to no good at the time, and honestly regret any hard feelings on the matter. I wasn't trying to make Sebastian look like he started it; that's just wanky even for me.
I take full responsibility and culpableness.Aw, Heathy, I don't have hard feelings about that. I don't think anyone expected that thread to take off like it did. I sure didn't.
I don't mind a few non-topic threads, but it's irritating to have only the n word games and such threads be the only ones that show up in the recent postings on the front page. I wish there was a cap on the number of such threads that could make an appearance.
No prob's man. I just have this aura of chaos about myself that causes weirdness whether I meant to or not,....let's just say that if I was on the payroll of the duke of chaos, Arioch prolly wouldn't give me Stormbringer because it would be an inefficient, duplicating asset allocation. I just wanted to maintain culpability.
Fraz-Urb'luu wept.
Fraz-Urb'luu’s face went cold, “No more,” he said, and with a cast of his hand laid-off his entire accounting department -- in the process, he caused "snake meat sandwich" to appear on the Denny's menu (on page 3 just above the Beverages), and due to chaotic under-currents a “cookie problem” with the paizo.com webserver began to stir.
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The "cookie problem", which would soon be seen for the monster it was, opened one eager eye and gazed upon the blasted plains of the Abyss (Layer 505). As he rose to consciousness he began to chant, softly at first, then with ever increasing volume, until he soon was roaring maniacally, "C is for cookie! Is good enough for me!".
Which is ironic since cookies don't even appear on the Denny's menu!