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Innes looked at the dogheaded creature and raised his hand in welcome, “It is good to see you again old friend,” he said, then quickly drew his six-shooter and fired shot after shot.

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"Kreegah, Mahar! Dogzan bundolo!" warned the wolf-headed Dogzan, in the language of the mangani apes.

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From out of nowhere, Santa arrived, more than a little tipsy, and said belligerently, "You'll put someone's eye out!"

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"Kreega bundolo, Santa!" retorted Dogzan, pulling out his knife.

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"Oh no you didn't," replied Santa, drawing his +7 keen acidic burst Nurf katana of deadly slaying.

Liberty's Edge

Santa was strapped up to break bad, but Dogzan had the edge in skill, and well, just plain good looks.


The mahar walked seductively towards the Santa-demon.

Liberty's Edge

"Ho Ho Ho I'll swaller yer soul soul soul!" said the Lich of Claus.

Scarab Sages

The Lich-Claus began chanting, "Klaatu! Verata! Necktie!"

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But then he died.

Scarab Sages

His spirit fled into its phylactery - a jeweled, box decorated with gold filigree and emeralds in the shape of a tree.

Liberty's Edge

There he would stew, waiting for next Christmas, when he could sneak down your chimney.

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The Dogzan did a little dance of girlish joy over his victory, completely oblivious to the fact that he played no role whatsoever in the death of Santa Lich.

Spoiler:

I still hate these games, but this is kinda fun.

Liberty's Edge

Dogzan beat his mighty fists and yelled the victory cry of the bull ape; it is told in the Book of Mad Nebastias that this is a girlish display in some West coast cultures indeed...

Spoiler:
yep, this is a good one; I enjoy the little faux pissy, passive aggressive back-n-forth


What's this Dogzan crap?!? No more aliases!!! I'll get jealous...

Scarab Sages

The Book of Mad Nebastias was also said to contain a profane ritual that summoned some of the most vile and polluted souls from the deepest, most dangerous layers of the Abyss.


"What aliases are you talking about?", spoke a voice form the aether.

Liberty's Edge

Dogzan looked around, somewhat mystified by the voice he could not hear with his ears; a voice with no matching scent.


"Yeah that's right Dog-Boy," the voice spoke tauntingly, "I'm talking to you."


Jesus appeared holding a majestic, large caliber, automatic carbine that started to belch forth round after round of holy justice as his muscles held taunt against the recoil (each round slammed into Dogzan’s chest with eruptions of gore and bone) -- Jesus screamed, “You are not forgiven! You are not forgiven!” (then, he remembered this was the abyss and left.)

Liberty's Edge

Dogzan, ever clever and mighty, reasoned thusly: If Jesus was ever going to reverse his mien and bust a cap in anyone, it'd probably be that Casca dirtwad who speared him in the side, and so mighty Dogzan entirely disbelieved the illusion cast by,????


"That would be me," said Sting from the Police, as he stepped out from behind a telephone pole that was not there before.


At which point Dogzan awoke, warm and snug in his doggy bed at home in the den, his paws still tingling from twitching in their sleep, and, stifling an audible yawn, he instead said, "Wow! That was the most bizarre dream ever!"

Scarab Sages

"What makes you so sure it was a dream, Dog Boy?", spoke a gravelly voice from the shadows.

Liberty's Edge

Dogzan bolted awake, immediately in control of all his faculties, as was his wont.


With a snarl he bounded from his bed grabbing up the meaty beef bone he had been gnawing on earlier and waived it menacingly.

Liberty's Edge

"Kreega, Gravely voice; Dogzan bundolo!!!" he menacingly exclaimed.


Ennuf wit' this Dogzan guy, allready. Sheesh!!! Why can'tcha write about a warped, depraved leprechaun?!?
hehehehehehheeeee....

Silver Crusade

Heathansson wrote:
"Kreega, Gravely voice; Dogzan bundolo!!!" he menacingly exclaimed.

Just then, a warped, depraved leprechaun teleported into the room and stole Dogzan's pants!


Much better, Chicken Wing!!!

heheheheheheheheheheheeeee!

Liberty's Edge

"When you bring those back, they better be drycleaned, you wee twonk," Dogzan retorted.

Scarab Sages

The crazy leperchaun, now wearing Dogzan's pants, began teleporting to various planes of existence - some beautiful and divine, others infested with the stench of dead things, damned things, and bat-like things - searching for only the gods knew what (the good and evil gods at least, since the neatural ones didn't seem to care).


And the Gods did indeed know, for they sent many adventurers out on quests to find the leprechaun, but they never succeeded as they were all brutally slaughtered by demented rogue modrons wearing rouge.

Liberty's Edge

And that is how the legend of the traveling pants came about.


A legend told around campfires, among friends and allies, when the day has been long and the fighting has been hard, when the food has been put away and the drink is nearly gone – it begins something like this...

Liberty's Edge

Long ago, in a green and pleasant land named Leprechaunshire, there lived a kind upstanding Leprechaun named Samsmart Spankins.


Yehhh! Now we're getting somewhere!


Samsmart Spankins ran the Dinky Tinky Shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum-dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell.


Yeh! Yeh! Them was good days!!!


There he sold contraceptives... contraceptives?

Liberty's Edge

Yes, all manner of contraptions running contra to the act of conception; if they made it he sold it.


Well put, my good man!!!!


Then, he realized that the best contraceptive was to start wearing pants to cover up his schling-schlong; he took his amazing pants on the road, traveling far and wide.

Liberty's Edge

Every time he'd get a hole in his pants, he'd cover up the hole with a patch of the state or country flag where he was at the time.


If Bucky was only unfrozen for only a cumulative five years and Danny Rand is the Daredevil associated with Civil War, when Iron Man and Spider-Man fight, how long will it take them to realize Jon Hex is the coolest man alive?

Liberty's Edge

And what is Logan up to?

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He's dead.

Liberty's Edge

For some reason, he's a vampire thrall of Dracula's daughter.

Scarab Sages

Or maybe it was Alucard's Daughter.

Liberty's Edge

Whatever it is, he's a blautsaugr....nosferatu....wampyr...ghoul of the night!!!

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