Being a "Queen" didn't sit well with the crew, though, making Patty all the more likely to talk whoring in a loud, brash manner with the hope of covincing his mates of his manliness--"... with big boobies," he added.
Dirk Dick Longfellow towered over his mate's he was heading fast to the firewhore tavern.
Smek the shadow sat in a dark corner of the Firewhore inn petting his pet dire rat Snugglestink.
He was here to meet Mormegas the Black sorcerer for a night of whoring, however Mormegas was already here resting firmly in his lap as Snugglestink
Little did Mormegas know that Smek had already consumed and saved vs poison XXX.
However his bowels were knotted and pressure was building, he could hold back no more.
Feeling the dampness in the back of his trousers, SMek was gladdened by the fact that he only wore black, so wouldn't have to worry about unsightly stains.
Smek sprang into action and turned off the lights with a clapper spell.
"Putain, y m'bat les couilles, ce bâtard!" Snugglestink ejaculated, falling from Smek's stink.
"Lest you forgot I am a servant of Asmodeus!."
Snugglestink, you see, was narcoleptic as well as being polylingual and often fell asleep at the most inopportune moments.
Pulling out his custom made Ak-47 with three barrels and loading the three ten thousand round clips he sprang into action.
Blood and bits of skull lay scattered about like confetti.
All were dead, Dogzan had killed the whole world.
Finally the Hulk showed up with a group of alien demons from the lowest darkest reaches of space known as the Utterdark.
Then each of the alien demons summoned forth legions of creatures and things of the blackest of evil and visages of horrible nightmares that should have never been looked upon by mortal eyes were there before him.
The Hulk cut loose with a wet fart that melted the asphalt for a mile in every direction; Dogzan, eyes watering, wondered what the Hulk had been eating.
The alien Demon lord Ghasnakorilisoredrahracorlisorethorog IlisQuarokoth step forth his massive jumbled form was rippling muslces and tumors held beneath a thin gray skin which stretched and filled with blood, bones and veins.
Ghasnakorilisoredrahracorlisorethorog IlisQuarokoth gigantic head sent a shadow over Dogzan.
Heedless of the approaching evil, Dogzan licked himself contentedly.
He and the Hulk embraced in forgiveness; "don't let the word games die," the Hulk sobbed.
And alas it was all a dream.
What exactly had happened last night he wondered as a he looked about the room his blood shot eyes beheld, passed out pixies and a goat dressed in leather followed by seven naked nighthags giggling
He realized he needed a shower as he was covered in pixie dust
In the bathroom he discovered a half snake girl painting her finger nails.
She flipback her tassled long black hair and said in a dark whispering voice full of sin and lust said "What brings you to Salom, dogman" never removing her black eyes from Dogzan.
"You are in way over your head dogman, the Nok tor gate is open and the beast is loose you've failed dogman".
Dogzan was to slow, the snake girl was upon him in a instance her thick serpentine tail coiled about him in fluid motion and she squeezed hard and began to laugh"hahahahahahhahahahahahahah-Porr little dogman insides go squishy".
Eighty-eight hours later and still things are not as they seem.
Dogzan covered in blood of demons and great Nok tor beast lay dead at his feet he took a long moment to relive the glorious battle that just took place,well 88 hours ago.