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someone was changing and altering the system on and off altering the text a few of us were posting and so on


yup like that


Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Answer the following question, and you'll understand:

What day is it?


I hate it when sites use first of April to screw up their forums.

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.


URRRRRG i hate those blue dudes!!!!


I think it's neat... We all get a good laugh, nobody gets hurt, and then we continue with our lives. Just to put a change in the routine...

Ultradan


Ultradan wrote:

I think it's neat... We all get a good laugh, nobody gets hurt, and then we continue with our lives. Just to put a change in the routine...

Ultradan

yeah i guess you are right hahahaha


hehe while I am certainly enjoying the drunken reveling of some uber poster and am apt to join in of course, some of the posts are ponderously hard to interpret. My favorites so far are in on the wogue vs wouge thread :)


I keep expecting someone to start redrawing our avatars with makeup or in drag or with silliness added; heeh, so far have been dreaming up my own; amazing things can be done in Paint :)

Liberty's Edge

This is majorly pissing me off right now. I am going to hunt you down and flay your flesh, whoever you are.

Liberty's Edge

G!& D!%N IT! WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE!

I smell a werewoof behind this...

DAMN YOU HEATHY!

Liberty's Edge

WHAT THE F+$&?


What the smurf this is some smurfin bullsmurf...I can't believe this smurf...

Fizzy Smurf

What the smurfin godsmurfin smurf-A? Why am I the smurfin girl smurf?


Gotta admit, I was starting to get a little irritated by all the tom foolery until I saw Fizzban's post above & his avatar was Smurfette. Now, I'm just LMAO.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Stupid f###ing smurfs! I'll grind their bones to make gold.


I'm so smurfin going to work for Gargamel after this!

Fizzy Smurf


Yes, I too have been Smurf-Sabotaged over on the 'Villains' thread.


I hate smurfs and I hate having to decipher posts. DO YOU HEAR ME? I AM NOT AMUSED!


Is this Heathy's fault? If it is I say we go and get him. Now where did I put my alchemical silver arrows?


ughhhh this is retarded

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Settle down kids and think about the coding that went into this. Pretty spectacular if you ask me.

How many dialects have you counted so far?


That last post is considerably different from the one that I submitted.

Liberty's Edge

Arctaris, Ich Habe es nicht gemacht!
Ich bin keinen Smurf!
Es ist nicht Smurfliche!
Nein!


No Arctaris, it's just you.

Our posts are all fine.

Liberty's Edge

Ich bin nicht eine kleine blau mann, mit dem "la la la la la la" gesingen, und nicht gesagen "smurf" alle dem zeit!

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Okay, so we've got

Elmer Fudd
German
Olde English
l33t
smurf
pirate
vulgarity

Re-reading old posts is pretty funny. Saern's first rant post is in pirate.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

I think Heathy actually did post in German, I don't think that's paizo.

What's going to be funny is tomorrow, when all this stuff will go away and yet there will be all these posts referencing the smurf stuff. Those who did not post on the boards today will be very confused.

Sebastian
Bastard Smurf

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

I think that's where this joke can be stretched a bit further. It should be funny.

And by German I didn't mean the language, but rather the accent.


What happen?
Somebody set up us the bomb.
We get signal.
What?
Main screen turn on.
'tis Thee!
How art thou gentlemen?
ALL Thy BASE Art BELONG To US!
Thee art on ye way unto destruction!
What thou lumpish earth-vexing death-token sayeth?
Thou spongy clay-brained bum-bailey have nay chance to survive make thy time
HA HA HA HA!!
Take off every zig Thee know what thee art doing.
Move zig
For great justice


Vhat happen?
Somebody set up us ze bomb.
Ve get signal.
Vhat?
Main skreen turn on.
'tis Thee! Scheisse!!
How art thou gentlemen?
ALL Thy BASE Art BELONG To US!
Thee art on ye vay unto destruktion!
Vhat thou lumpisch earth-vexink death-token sayeth?
Thou spongy clay-brained bum-bailey have nay chance to survive make thy time
HA HA HA HA!!
Take off every zig Thee know vhat thee art doink.
Move zig
For great justike


Vhat happen?
Somebody set up us ze bomb.
Ve get signal.
Vhat?
Main skreen turn on.
'tis Thee! Scheisse!!
How art thou gentlemen?
ALL Thy BASE Art BELONG To US!
Thee art on ye vay unto destruktion!
Vhat thou lumpisch earth-vexink death-token sayeth?
Thou spongy clay-brained bum-bailey have nay chance to survive make thy time
HA HA HA HA!!
Take off every zig Thee know vhat thee art doink.
Move zig
For great justike


Vhat happen?
Somebody set up us ze bomb.
Ve get signal.
Vhat?
Main skreen turn on.
'tis Thee! SMURF!!! Scheisse! SMURF!!!!
How art thou gentlemen?
ALL Thy BASE Art BELONG To US! SMURF!!!
Thee art on ye vay unto destruktion!
Vhat thou lumpisch earth-vexink death-token sayeth?
Thou spongy smurfed bum-bailey have nay chance to survive make thy time
HA HA HA HA!!
Take off every zig Thee know vhat thee art doink.
Move zig
For great justike


Vhat happen?
Somebody set up us ze bomb.
Ve get signal.
Vhat?
Main skreen turn on.
'tis Thee! Walk the plank! SMURF! Fire the cannons!!! Scheisse, and dinna spare the whip! SMURF!!!!
How art thou gentlemen?
ALL Thy BASE Art BELONG T' US! Walk the plank! SMURF! Walk the plank!!!
Thee art on ye vay unto destruktion! We'll keel-haul ye!
Vhat thou lumpisch earth-vexink death-token sayeth?
Thou spongy smurfed bum-bailey have nay chance t' survive make thy time
HA HA HA HA, by Solonor Thelandira's niece!!
Take off every zig Thee know vhat thee art doink.
Move zig
Fer great justike


Vhat happen?
Somebody set up us ze bomb. I'll likely kill ye in the mornin'.
Ve get signal, by Cyrrollalee's blanket!
Vhat?
Main skreen turn on.
'tis Thee! Shiver me timbers! Walk th' plank! We'll keel-haul ye! SMURF, by Tymora's eyes! Fire th' cannons! Shiver me timbers!!! Scheisse, and dinna spare th' whip! SMURF, by Amaunator's egg-sucking gold!!!!
How art thou gentlemen?
ALL Thy BASE Art BELONG T' US, by Isair and Madae's pickl'd fluffy white cat! Walk th' plank! SMURF! We'll keel-haul ye! Walk th' plank! We'll keel-haul ye!!!
Thee art on ye vay unto destruktion! We'll keel-haul ye! Fire the cannons!
Vhat thou lumpisch earth-vexink death-token sayeth?
Thou spongy smurfed bum-bailey have nay chance t' survive make thy time
HA HA HA HA, by Blackbeard's riches, by Solonor Thelandira's niece, Arrrr!!
Take off every zig Thee know vhat thee art doink, and a bottle of rum!
Move zig
Fer great justike


Vh4t h4ppen?
SomeBody s3t uP us z3 bomb. I'll lik3ly k!ll y3 Yn th3 morn1n'.
V3 gEt sign4l, By CyrrollAlee's bl@nket!
Vh4t?
Main skr3en turN on.
't|s Th3e! Shiv3r m3 timBers! W4lk th' plank! We'll keel-h4ul y3! SMURF, by Tymor4's 3yes! Fir3 th' cannons! ShivEr me tim8ers!!! SCheisse, @nd dinnA sp@re th' whip! SMURF, by Amaunator's egg-sukking gold!!!!
How 4rt tHou gentlemen?
@LL THy B@SE Art BELONG T' UZ, 8y Is4ir And MAdae's pickl'd phluffy whitE c4t! WAlk th' pl4nk! SMURF! We'll keel-hAul ye! W4lk tH' plAnk! W3'll keel-hAul ye!!!
Thee 4rt oN y3 vay unto |)estruktion! W3'll keel-h4ul y3! Fir3 th3 c4nnons!
Vh4t tHou lumpiskh earth-vexink de4th-token sAyeth?
Thou sponGy smurfed bum-b4iley h4ve n4y ch4nce t' surviv3 m4ke tHy timE
H4 HA H@ H4, By Bl4ckbeard's riches, by Solonor Thel@ndira's niece, @rrrr!!
T@ke ophf 3very ziG Th3e know vhat th3e 4rt doink, 4nd 4 Bottle oph rum!
MovE ziG
F3r gre@t justik3


These last posts inspired by mandelbrot and hofstadter. Output used as input means the posts will slowly degrade to absolute gibberish. The posts will also not reset after April Fools day is over.


Vh4t h4ppen?
SomeBody s3t uP us z3 bomb. I'll lik3ly k!ll y3 Yn th3 morn1n'.
V3 gEt sign4l, By CyrrollAlee's bl@nket!
Vh4t?
Main skr3en turN on.
't|s Th3e! Naturlich!! Schiv3r m3 timBers! V4lk th' plank! Ve'll keel-h4ul y3! SMURF, by Tymor4's 3 ja! Fir3 th' cannons! SchivEr me tim8ers!!! SKheisse, @nd dinnA sp@re th' vhip! SMURF, by Amaunator's egg-sukkinkt gold! Naturlich!!!!!
How 4 rt tHou gentlemen?
@LL THy B@SE Art BELONG T' UZ, 8 y Is4ir Und MAdae's pikkl'd phluffy vhitE c4t! VAlk th' pl4nk! SMURF! Ve'll keel-hAul ye! Scheisse!! V4lk tH' plAnk! V3'll keel-hAul ye!!!
Thee 4 rt oN y3 vay unto |)estruktion! V3'll keel-h4ul y3! Fir3 th3 c4nnons! Naturlich!!
Vh4t tHou lumpiskh earth-vexink de4th-token sAyeth?
Thou sponGy smurfed bum-b4iley h4ve n4y ch4nce t' surviv3 m4ke tHy timE
H4 HA H@ H4, By Bl4kkbeard's rikhes, by Solonor Thel@ndira's nieke, @rrrr!!
T@ke ophf 3 very ziG Th3e know vhat th3e 4 rt doink, 4 nd 4 Bottle oph rum!
MovE ziG
F3r gre@t justik3


The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.


The quiCk Brown phox jumps ov3r th3 l4zy |)og.


Let us see, gentlefolk, what their pernicious algorithm do unto this:

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


Let us see, gentlefolk, what their pernicious algorithm do unto this:

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch! SMURF!!!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought
So smurfed he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came smurfing through the tulgey wood,
And smurfed as it came! SMURF!!!

One, two! SMURF!!! One, two! SMURF!!! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! SMURF!!!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went smurfing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! SMURF!!!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He smurfed in his joy.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


LEt uz s3e, g3ntlefolk, wh4t th3ir pernikious 4lgorithm do unto this:

Tw4s Brillig, 4nd thE slitHy tovEs
|)id gyr3 4nd gim8le Yn th3 w@be:
4ll m!msy were th3 8orogoves,
And th3 mom3 raths outgr4be.

"Bew@re th3 JAbberwock, my son!
Th3 jaws th4t bite, th3 cl@ws thAt c4tch!
BewAre th3 Ju8jub 8ird, 4nd shun
The Frumious Bandersnatch! SMURPh!!!"

H3 tooC his vorp@l sworD In hand:
Lon6 time th3 manxome fo3 h3 sought
S0 smurfed h3 By thE Tumtum tr3e,
4nd stood 4while !n thou6ht.

4nd, 4s |n uphfish thought h3 stooD,
Th3 J@bberwock, witH 3yes oph fl4me,
C4me smurphing throuGh th3 tulgey woo|),
@nd smurfeD 4s Yt c@me! SMURPh!!!

One, two! SMURPh!!! On3, tw()! SMURF!!! 4nd throu6h and throuGh
ThE vorp4l blAde w3nt snicker-sn4ck! SMURPh!!!
H3 left it de4d, and witH |ts he4d
He went smurphing back.

"4nd, h@s thou slAin thE J4bberwock?
Kome t() my 4rms, my be@mish boy! SMURPh!!!
0 fr4bjous d4y! CAllooh! Callay!'
H3 smurfe|) !n his Joy.

Tw@s brillig, @nd th3 slithy tovEs
Did gyrE and gimble Yn th3 wabe;
All m!msy wEre the borogoves,
4nd th3 mome r4ths outgr4be.


LEt uz s3e, g3ntlefolk, wh4t th3ir pernikious 4 lgorithm do unto this:

Tw4s Brillig, 4 nd thE slitHy tovEs
|)id gyr3 4 nd gim8le Yn th3 w@be:
4 ll m!!!! I MEAN, COME ON!!!msy were th3 8 orogoves,
And th3 mom3 raths outgr4be. What the *%%&!&~ is that about anyway?

"Bew@re th3 JAbberwock, my son!!! &&&#~~@!*!!!
Th3 jaws th4t bite, th3 cl@ws thAt c4tch!!!!!
BewAre th3 Ju8jub 8 ird, 4 nd shun
The Frumious Bandersnatch!!!! SMURPh!!!!!"

H3 tooC his vorp@l sworD In hand:
Lon6 time th3 manxome fo3 h3 sought
S0 !@!!#$# smurfed h3 By thE Tumtum tr3e,
4 nd stood 4 while !n thou6ht!!

4 nd, 4 s |n uphfish thought h3 stooD,
Th3 J@bberwock, witH 3 yes oph fl4me,
C4me smurphing throuGh th3 tulgey woo|),
@nd ~!%&** smurfed 4 s Yt c@me!! GAHHH!!! SMURPh!!!!!!

One, two!!!! SMURPh!! GAHHH!!!!! On3, tw()!!!! SMURF!!!! I MEAN, COME ON!!!!! 4 nd throu6h and throuGh
ThE vorp4l blAde w3nt snicker-sn4ck!! WHY??!!! ~&&*~*#!!!! SMURPh!!!!!!!
H3 left it de4d, and witH |ts he4d
He went !@!!#$# smurphing back.

"4nd, h@s thou slAin thE J4bberwock?
Kome t() my 4 rms, my be@mish boy! SMURPh!!!! I MEAN, COME ON!!!!!
. fr4bjous d4y!! GAHHH!!! CAllooh!!!! Callay!! GAHHH!!!'
H3 smurfe|) !n his Joy.

Tw@s brillig, @nd th3 slithy tovEs
Did gyrE and gimble Yn th3 wabe;
All m!!! &&&#~~@!*!!!msy wEre the borogoves,
4 nd th3 mome r4ths outgr4be!!!


LEt uz s3e, by Shargaas's rampallian rowboat, g3ntlefolk, wh4t th3ir pernikious 4 lgorithm do unto this:

Tw4s Brillig, 4 nd th' slitHy tovEs
|)id gyr3 4 nd gim8le Yn th3 w@be:
4 ll m, Arrrr!!!! I MEAN, arrrr, COME ON, by Aerdrie Faenya's pox-marked eyes!!!msy were th3 8 orogoves, aye,
And th3 mom3 raths outgr4be. What th' *%%&, Arrrr!& is that about anyway?

"Bew@re th3 JAbberwock, me son! Walk the plank!!! &&&# @!*!!!
Th3 jaws th4t bite, th3 cl@ws thAt c4tch, Yaaaaarrrr!!!!!
BewAre th3 Ju8jub 8 ird, by Blackbeard's riches, 4 nd shun
Th' Frumious Bandersnatch! Fire the cannons!!!! SMURPh! Shiver me timbers!!!!!"

H3 tooC his vorp@l sworD In hand:
Lon6 time th3 manxome fo3 h3 sought
S0 !@!!#$# smurfed h3 By th' Tumtum tr3e,
4 nd stood 4 while , Yaaaaarrrr!n thou6ht! Walk the plank!!

4 nd, to be sure, 4 s |n uphfish thought h3 stooD,
Th3 J@bberwock, witH 3 aye oph fl4me,
C4me smurphing throuGh th3 tulgey woo|),
@nd !%&** smurfed 4 s Yt c@me! Fire the cannons!! GAHHH!!! SMURPh, and dinna spare the whip!!!!!!

One, two!!!! SMURPh! We'll keel-haul ye!! GAHHH!!!!! On3, aye, tw()!!!! SMURF! Shiver me timbers!!!! I MEAN, to be sure, COME ON, by Semuanya's spellbook!!!!! 4 nd throu6h and throuGh
Th' vorp4l blAde w3nt snicker-sn4ck! Fire the cannons!! WHY??! Walk the plank!!! &&* *#! Fire the cannons!!!! SMURPh, Arrrr!!!!!!!
H3 left it de4d, by The Great Unknown's rampallian neighbor, and witH |ts he4d
That scurvy dog went , Arrrr!@!!#$# smurphing back.

"4nd, by Blackbeard's riches, h@s thou slAin th' J4bberwock?
Kome t() me 4 rms, arrrr, me be@mish lad! SMURPh, by Sehanine Moonbow's niece!!!! I MEAN, COME ON, by Asmodeus's rampallian teeth!!!!!
. fr4bjous d4y! Walk the plank!! GAHHH, by Surminare's grandfather!!! CAllooh! Shiver me timbers!!!! Callay, Yaaaaarrrr!! GAHHH! We'll keel-haul ye!!!'
H3 smurfe|) , Arrrr!n his Joy.

Tw@s brillig, @nd th3 slithy tovEs
Did gyrE and gimble Yn th3 wabe;
All m!!! &&&# @! Fire the cannons!*!!!msy wEre th' borogoves,
4 nd th3 mome r4ths outgr4be! We'll keel-haul ye!!!


LEt uz s3e, by Shargaas's rampallian rowboat, g3ntlefolk, wh4t th3ir pernikious 4 lgorithm dost unto this:

Tw4s Brillig, 4 nd th' slitHy tovEs
|)id gyr3 4 nd gim8le Yn th3 w@be:
4 ll m, Arrrr!!!! I MEAN, arrrr, COME ON, by Aerdrie Faenya's pox-marked eyes!!!msy hath been th3 8 orogoves, aye,
And th3 mom3 raths outgr4be. What th' *%%&, Arrrr!& shalt be that about anyway?

"Bew@re th3 JAbberwock, me son! Walk the plank!!! &&&# @!*!!!
Th3 jaws th4t bite, th3 cl@ws thAt c4tch, Yaaaaarrrr!!!!!
BewAre th3 Ju8jub 8 ird, by Blackbeard's riches, 4 nd shun
Th' Frumious Bandersnatch! Fire the cannons!!!! SMURPh! Shiver me timbers!!!!!"

H3 tooC his vorp@l sworD In hand:
Lon6 time th3 manxome fo3 h3 sought
S0 !@!!#$# smurfed h3 By th' Tumtum tr3e,
4 nd stood 4 whilst , Yaaaaarrrr!n thou6ht! Walk the plank!!

4 nd, unto be sure, 4 s |n uphfish thought h3 stooD,
Th3 J@bberwock, witH 3 aye oph fl4me,
C4me smurphing throuGh th3 tulgey woo|),
@nd !%&** smurfed 4 s Yt c@me! Fire the cannons!! GAHHH!!! SMURPh, and dinna spare the whip!!!!!!

One, two!!!! SMURPh! We'll keel-haul ye!! GAHHH!!!!! On3, aye, tw()!!!! SMURF! Shiver me timbers!!!! I MEAN, to be sure, COME ON, by Semuanya's spellbook!!!!! 4 nd throu6h and throuGh
Th' vorp4l blAde w3nt snicker-sn4ck! Fire the cannons!! WHY??! Walk the plank!!! &&* *#! Fire the cannons!!!! SMURPh, Arrrr!!!!!!!
H3 left it de4d, by Ye Great Unknown's rampallian neighbor, and witH |ts he4d
That scurvy dog went , Arrrr!@!!#$# smurphing back.

"4nd, by Blackbeard's riches, h@s thou slAin th' J4bberwock?
Kome t() me 4 rms, arrrr, me be@mish lad! SMURPh, by Sehanine Moonbow's niece!!!! I MEAN, COME ON, by Asmodeus's rampallian teeth!!!!!
. fr4bjous d4y! Walk ye plank!! GAHHH, by Surminare's grandfather!!! CAllooh! Shiver me timbers!!!! Callay, Yaaaaarrrr!! GAHHH! We'll keel-haul ye!!!'
H3 smurfe|) , Arrrr!n his Joy.

Tw@s brillig, @nd th3 slithy tovEs
Didst gyrE and gimble Yn th3 wabe;
All m!!! &&&# @! Fire the cannons!*!!!msy hath been th' borogoves,
4 nd th3 mome r4ths outgr4be! We'll keel-haul ye!!!


Brilliant algorithms. Well done Paizo on an exceptionally edifying and funny prank.


I agree. This is pretty cool. I just want to type/post just to see what my post turns out to be.


anyone else notice that you can read the posts correctly by mousing over them in the messageboard lists? hehe


Mome raths!!!
They're outgrabing me!!!!
Dar!!!


Definately a nice change.
I have to admit being disappointed by WOTC's effort this year, but then it must be terribly difficult to top their My Little Pony game, and the Gnome Miniatures, so here's hoping for a better set of April Fool articles next year from them.

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