What is the one true faith?
100 percent for Ehlonna! Go me! It'll only last a second but I saw it and you can't take that away from me.
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Drat, some Nerullian lurker stole the light from the sky on this day. More's the pity.
The Jade wrote: 100 percent for Ehlonna! Go me! It'll only last a second but I saw it and you can't take that away from me.
I might be offended, but since I voted for Boccob, I just can't seem to care. :)
The Hater of Life is the only possible true faith. What can all humans count on with complete certainty? Death. Whether you realize it or not, your only home is the dirt. And that's why Nerull is the one true faith.
Yes! First post for Wee Jas! Sorry, Vecna, you're my close second. Sorry, Vecna, you were my close second. Er, does that say something about me? =/
Ehlonna is the one true faith because when the rest of you blow up the world in your vainglorious attempts to solve you mommy issues there will be nothing left but singed bushes and pissed off squirrels. Those squirrels will still need a champion and sexy Ehlonna will be there to help.
MeanDM wrote:
I might be offended, but since I voted for Boccob, I just can't seem to care. :)
Our gods should lunch together... E could make B a hideous nature sammich out of berries, acorn butter, and leaves for bread and B would just sigh and swallow dispassionately.
The Jade wrote: MeanDM wrote:
I might be offended, but since I voted for Boccob, I just can't seem to care. :) Our gods should lunch together... E could make B a hideous nature sammich out of berries, acorn butter, and leaves for bread and B would just sigh and swallow dispassionately. Eh, maybe, sure why not, I don't care...
MeanDM wrote: Eh, maybe, sure why not, I don't care... You'll still need to fuel that nihilistic apathy with a stomach full of hideous nature sammich.
The Jade wrote: You'll still need to fuel that nihilistic apathy with a stomach full of hideous nature sammich. Well it is hideous...thats a plus
Pholtus of the Blinding Light, of course! He says so.
Praise be to Ilsensine, may his tentacles reach across all existence! :D
I worship Law from Original D&D, you pagans!
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The Lady of Pain is the mistress of us all! You want proof? She's the only divinity that doesn't give a minotaur's horn whether anybody knows it.
Pholtus of the Blinding Light master of the "one True Way" All you blasphemers will be burnt at the stake, Long live the Theocracy of the Pale
Croooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
St. Cuthbert insists that I bash some sense into all you unbelievers with my cudgel...
Either these polls need to not have the "other" choice or y'all need to quit taking the easy cop out option. Pick a core diety, quit being difficult.
HEXTOR!!!
Heathansson wrote: Croooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom! I except Crom from the cop out complaint. The rest of you, try harder.
My CROM laughs at your Hextor!!!
Heathansson wrote: My CROM laughs at your Hextor!!! You give the guy an inch...
Sebastian wrote: Either these polls need to not have the "other" choice or y'all need to quit taking the easy cop out option. Pick a core diety, quit being difficult.
HEXTOR!!!
Agreed, "other" shouldn't be in a poll. If you want to know which core deity rocks, make them pick one or not vote. If someone want to pick a non-core pantheon deity then they should do a poll for each setting. Wusses pick other! For Kord!!!
FH
I was thinking the same regarding the inclusion of other. Maybe it's the open endedness of the question. I found myself interpreting the question to mean, "Which of these D&D 3.5 gods do I like?" but I could have been asking myself, "Of all fictional and RW examples, who is my favorite god?"
I chose the prior due to no examples listed for the latter.
Am I actually bothering to analyze this? I must sleep or I will die. Night.
My Crom thinks We Jas is foxy.
To hell with your complacent 'core' dieties... I follow Tritherion until my dying breath! I shall carve the chasing rune into the dead brows of all those that deserve my rightful retribution!
Gavgoyle wrote: To hell with your complacent 'core' dieties... I follow Tritherion until my dying breath! I shall carve the chasing rune into the dead brows of all those that deserve my rightful retribution! Tritherion? WTF is that? Sounds like a diety composed of three lesser dieties. Didn't Voltron kick his ass?
Or is that the stuff the Starship Enterprise runs on? I always forget.
Fake Healer wrote: KORD!!!!
Praise him.
Sebastian wrote: Tritherion? WTF is that? Sounds like a diety composed of three lesser dieties. Didn't Voltron kick his ass? Thin ice for someone supporting 1/3 of the Ebon Triad's spare parts to be skating on...
Who was the other Olidammara voter?
Probably that hippie Heathansson. Don't listen to his blasphemous rantings about Crom - it is all a ruse.
Fake Healer wrote: Wusses pick other! Since core is nonsensical, "Other" is the only possible answer.
Core is for apples!
Wee Jas is my goddess. I worship her. Some day she'll recognize my devotion.
Someday...,
(sigh)
There is only the sword.
There is only Kelanen.
So it's other for me.
I'm going to go with Kord on this one B)
Alright... Gruumsh demands to know which one of you pinkies selected Corellan Larethian!
Personally I prefer Fharalangahlagra...He Who Cannot Be Named.
My mistress Malcanthet says she is the one and only god. I have no choice but to ob.... More lotion? Right away, mistress!
Core deities - ha! Fraggin wimps! BANJO is the one true faith! All praise to the Puppet God, Lord of All That is Stringed and Manipulated!
Well, I thought about voting Azathoth, but I'm fed up with mindless flute music. And Ehlonna IS pretty sexy...
Other: The Greyhawk gods are pretty crappy compared to FR gods.
Aberzombie wrote: Core deities - ha! Fraggin wimps! BANJO is the one true faith! All praise to the Puppet God, Lord of All That is Stringed and Manipulated! Sorry, I already overthrew him and all his base (and followers) are belong to me! Guess you missed the memo, now bow before your Master, Juju-man!
FH
I agree, other is completely throwing off the poll. Get rid of it and make them re-vote! :)
I'm not surprised that Oh-Bad-High isn't getting much love, but no one likes Moradin?
And, *sigh* once again, Hextor is more popular than his brother. :) ('s okay; I, too, think a six-armed infernal black knight is cooler than a paladin with a lightning bolt)
Tallameen (homebrew goddess)
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