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Liberty's Edge

It was a dark and stormy night.


Heathansson found himself making useless threads throughout.

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But there was evil afoot the messageboards,


stalking werewolves frightening subscribers wearing nothing but


a "modestly" placed Rod of Lordly Might.

(Edit: unless the subject is plural, in which case `some "modestly" placed Rods of Lordly Might.`)

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Shockingly, the stalkers revealed themselves by suddenly

(Edit: when in doubt, more is more, so our subject is plural)


rolling intiative without waiting for anyone else.

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Instantly, their Rods changed into flaming longswords +1

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a most cacophanous chorus of the damned

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anyone had ever heard then started singing

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"Total Eclipse of the Heart" to induce


crazed hobbo sex at the local Tacohell


...which lasted well into the next evening.

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The rain fell, and the thunder clapped

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as nature desperately tried to drown out


the dreadful banshee-wail of Bonnie Tyler tunes

(Were the werewolves or the subscribers wearing the aforementioned rods?)

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. Alas, it was unsuccesful, as the hellish

(It must be the werewolves - not even deranged werewolves would be silly enough to stalk anyone that wears a Rod of lordly might)

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sound like horribly dying krenshars wailed on

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by berserk wolverines in a bagpipe factory


mercilessly tore the weeping night itself asunder.

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Again and again the Thunderer cast Mjolnir


against clouds of hollow steel, booming louder

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as clouds marched so marched the Einherjar,


hair braided with ceremonial battle plaits, weapons

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drawn and sharp at Jotunheim's gates marching

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across the Bifrost bridge to wage war

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at twilight of the gods last gleaming

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star before it burst into a thousand

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sunbursts bright enough to blind all who

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looked upon it. In the end, nobody

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saw it until the thing was upon

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them, and then it was too late;

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Bonnie Tyler had taken over the world

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, enslaving all mortals in her attempt to

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revive her career. Her attempt would ultimately

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cause massive outbreaks of cannibalism, mayhem, rioting,

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and the timely demise of Bonnie Tyler.

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This prophetic foretelling greatly relieved everyone, as

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the evil Lich Queen of the 80's

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was responsible for much self-mutilation and apocalyptic

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cult activities, all of which had been

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blamed on metal bands such as W.A.S.P.,

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and Michael Jackson. The authorities investigating the

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

incident were holding out for a hero.

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Wait, what are the rules of this

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Hey!?!?! Why did my last message get

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Ah. I see. I guess I'm ruining

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Never mind. Carry on. I am done.

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Not just any hero, mind you, but

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one that was fresh from the fight;

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