The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!


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the pets were all really turned on now,


and it was "adopt a lion day."


The Lion Tamer was on hand to

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show off his official "Lion Tamer" hat


which was made, ironically, of alpaca skin.

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The Alpaca Trainer took offense, causing a


war between lions and alpaca that lasted


moments because, you know, lions. The war

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never changes its underwear, regardless of how


smelly, and by war I mean giant

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corporations puppeteering the poor and stupid into

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spiked pit traps filled with dire squirrels


for profit. This evil plan was stopped


by none other than our old friend


, the poop monster from Kevin Smith's "Dogma".


The Poop Monster (named Hank for unknown reasons)

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decided today would be the day he

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tried out for that job at Chili's.


He prepared for his job interview by


thoroughly scrubbing his nether region with a

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eighteen-pointed morningstar covered in the nectar

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of Dr. Bunsen's honeydew, a type of

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alchemical extract harvested from a dracolich's lower


brain teeth (which are located, paradoxically, in

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the northern lands of the Czech Republic)


, a ritual that he performed before every


lunar eclipse or important event. Thankfully his


sensitive bits survived this time, so he

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took it as a sign he was

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ready to rumble in the iron jungle

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, the famous H. R. Giger theme park.


The park's horrific otherworldly jungle gym with

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extra-hot sriracha sauce made his mouth


made Hank reflect on the life choices

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made by an un-laden swallow, neither African


nor Antarctican, which had led him to

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believe that Curious George was awful propaganda


, since the Man in the Yellow Hat

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looks somewhat like Mitt Romney.


Hank used cut up tuna can lids


to unravel the simian conspiracy, eventually finding

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Gorilla Grodd as the mastermind behind the

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September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. Osama was

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merely indulging his fetish for savage beasts.


A cabal of hyper-intelligent good-looking

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Burmese pythons was revealed to be the


yet another faction in this contest of


wills. Gorillas vs Pythons aired

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as the most believable thing on FOX


News, becoming far more popular than any

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