construction firm specializing in bridges
to create the John Rambo Memorial Overpass
which was designed to explode once every
seconds after a person stepped on to
look back and realize their careless mistake
had been to ever think hedgehogs would
stand on two legs and eat chili
, but they do. Take it from me
, hedgehogs are weird. They are actually responsible
for low fetal birth weight in children
because they can steal people's souls by
jumping on them and cracking them open.
The nougat inside is creamy and delicious.
The nougat is naturally and artificially flavored
and processed from the bones of kittens.
Anyway, these trolls had not one permit
for their mana drilling business which made
a crap-ton of money with a kickback
that they used to buy solid gold
hairpins, which they used to hold together
their enormous sculpture which consisted of expensive
candies from all over the solar system.
While creating the sculpture, the trolls decided
to open their own ice cream franchise
driving millions out of business. They then
set their sights on the glue industry.
and thousands of horses mysteriously disappeared overnight
The greater mystery, however, was why Elvis
murdered Michael Jackson to claim the throne
of Zeus on Mount Olympus. You see,
This was merely the beginning of the
for the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions, as
far as most people know. However, it
was a corporate meeting discussing the policy
revising form H237 be more in compliance
with the Blurpy v. Noseremover case, which
both Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders considered
a win for America, but not in
time to forestall the arrival of an
ancient war machine dug up by the
vengeful ghost of Richard Nixon, who was
miffed at the ghost of George Patton.
Patton, ever the narcissist, had taken Nixon's
access to the government's secret hall of
self-gratification, where Patton could make love
to a giant golden statue of himself.
When the spirit of Grover Cleveland learned
that presidential self-love was carefully recorded
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