as it is considered an underrated beverage
that when mass produced, tastes like horse-
hockey. The bunch ate a sub sandwich and
pondered the true meaning of "horse-hockey".
They spit out their sandwich upon realizing
they weren't five dollar footlongs. Jerad says
that sub sandwiches aren't worth eating if
they arent slathered in lard and mayo.
Jared is a punk though and doesn't
dance disco, unless the DJ turns up
the crunk very loud. Very loud crunk
and some sizzurp leads to hilariousness on
the paizo furums. Be sure to share
the happiness with every man, woman, and
penguin, especially the emperor variety. They enjoy
happiness, but in such a way as
to what seems to be dancing. Digitalelf
['s] tap shoes were untied causing him to
slip on his keyboard and misreply to
the previous seven words but he discovered
a comet plunging to earth before he
could warn anyone of the impending doom.
But then, at the very last possible
moment a space smurf blasted his rocket
and it collided with the comet raining
giant meatballs upon the Red Citizens of
a small village known for the best
Thai food ever. It literally and physically
is an all consuming passion among visiting
their creepy graveyard. Moonlit strolls there are
unacceptably intense. Most people just can't handle
it and flee in absolute terror. Mausoleums
reek of saffron and Spam cooking upon
completion of the ceremony held to celebrate
in an abandoned coal mine. The mine
was haunted, of course, by leprechaun ghosts.
The miners hadn't left either. They continued
reenacting mine-car scenes from Indian Jones III.
It was in all, a very pathetic
attempt to curry favor with the local
bookbinder's union to sell penny dreadfuls. Claudius
,a songbird, died dreadfully. Then the miners
decided to reenact Star Wars, part deux.
I was a musical revival with gaudy
costumes and tacky acting. It got 1
nomination at the Deep Underground Diggers award
for the most hideous and blatantly ridiculous
dialog. And the DUD went to the
Silver Dragon residing on Galapagos Seven asteriod.
The dragon was recognized for dialog perfecting
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