and drug enforcement is big business making
small and medium business feel inadequate at
providing quality and high volume sin-sational services
and junk. Starting from the top down
Simultaneously from the bottom, up for an
entirely thorough investigation, the Hunan Resources Branch
ordered out for Mexican food. When it
became apparent that the Mexican Restaurant was
a front for sparkley vampires and ponies
. which were the leading cause of tubercolosis
with attitude, a dangerous combination that would
lead to explosive diarrhea and eventual sleep.
Top campaign funders demand immediate action on
cats caught in trees. This hot-button
was too hot to press, causing problems
with smoke detectors in random locations throughout
the "Catatorium". The cats and politicians evolved
slinking around in the shadows, mating without
provocation, and smoking a load of catnip.
Though never inhaling, as that would be
against County Code 476b: All cats must
be walked on a leash and shedding
fur in a 10-yard radius on
command. Greedily watching from the shadows was
Smellabob, the Lord of all Hobos, who
was immune to his own smell. The
smellahobos a subgroup of murderhobos, that kill
just about anything for two copper pieces,
were a ravenous lot. Putting to shame
even the Legion of Murderous Murderers, who
were endlessly sucking up to William, the
conqueror of the seven exalted holy lands!
(Said lands were not as holy as
professional licensing would make them said to
be.) William was busy trying to find
the end of the rainbow because you
can find many things there, such as:
Sock monsters, goat balm, marbles, loose screws,
goats-that-were-touched, bits of string,
and a swanky piñata shaped like a(n)
Avacado. Alas William would fail to discover
the drunk leprechaun at the end of
the long and windy road, because he
took a wrong turn and ended up
In rainbow town, home of really short
halflings. Roger the Redcap was mayor of
Really Short Halflington, and he was knowm
for his shortbread recipe. Using a little
fungus, black mold, sugar and corn meal
, Roger's confection could slay even the mightiest
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